HEY!
- Do you have an abundance of spare time?
- Are you tired of having your prescriptions filled on time?
- Feeling annoyed that there are just too many helpful people in retail?
- Do you reminisce of the Soviet breadlines during the collapse of the Soviet Union?
Come to Safeway Pharmacy! Poor compensation, long hours, and bad management ensure that our pharmacy is never adequately staffed. Our automated prescription refill system will happily give you false notifications about prescriptions being ready.
But fret not, dear potential customer: we won't ACTUALLY fill your prescriptions on time. You'll count yourself fortunate that our computer system relies on the Julian calendar instead of the Gregorian calendar. Any prescriptions that aren't filled aren't our fault: it's always YOUR insurance or YOUR doctor's office! We can't be bothered to follow up with these offices to ask for the additional information!
In all seriousness, wait times in the queue in the last several months has been ridiculous: I don't think I've ever gotten in and out in under 30 minutes. I consistently receive notifications that a prescription is ready, only to be told that "our automated system doesn't always work correctly." read more