We were cruising down the road, chilling after three edibles, on our way to Austin when we saw this place and thought, "Hell, let's give it a try."
The service was good, the food was exceptional, and the atmosphere was perfect.
But I judge a restaurant the same way I judge a hotel**. by the bathroom.
The seat was clean.
The seat was dry, which you don't find very often.
There was plenty of toilet paper.
And the latch on the stall worked perfectly.
At that point, I realized I had found a five star bathroom.
So I sat there a little longer to enjoy the peace and quiet and ate another gummy.
While contemplating life, I noticed some writing on the stall wall. It said.
"If you want the job done right, call Martha."
I thought, Well, Martha sounds confident.
So I decided to give her a call.
Turns out it wasn't Martha.
It was Bob's Plumbing.
So I gave the place four stars.
They really need to occasionally verify the phone numbers written on the stall walls.
Although, honestly, after that bathroom inspection, I'd trust Bob with the plumbing. read more
