Hello gals and pals,
This was a HORRENDOUS experience. My lady friend and I went to this theater...and the ticket booths were closed? They now take their tickets at concession, smelling strongly of failing business and service. Sorry, a bit rude but TRUE. Continuing, Madame and I purchased tickets for the Joker movie. We bought a drink as well. The man checking us out said in his teen boy voice, "I always get my tickets last minute!" So my Madame gracefully said, "Yes, I ALWAYS get to the movie theater at least 15 minutes before." We went to the back, where another employee hole punched our card and pointed with his stubby finger, "Joker over there!" ...this is where it gets crazy.
We sat in the crusty old seats, speakers blasting (only in the front, no surround sound), and watched commercials for almost 30 minutes. During this time..we noticed all the pictures on the screen were glitching out! Projector issues? I smell that must be so. ALSO, all these commercials were kids movies? Strange! Then, we see a wee tot trot in with her parents...a five year old in a rated R movie! My goodness! But then, to our horror...we realized we were in the wrong movie...
NOT OUR FAULT HOWEVER. We checked the ticket, and we were in the right theater...? So we scurried out, along with the mother who was FURIOUS about the glitching screen, and told the people there must be an issue of the wrong theater. The young man at the concession stand said to be in an apathetic tone, "we tried telling you that it was Thursday." If that was true, my dear audience, why did they:
1. Let us buy a drink.
2. Not comment on my madame's 15 minute comment.
3. Let us walk to the back with a drink.
4. Our tickets hole punched.
5. Then told what theater to go to, with a great visual of a pointed
finger?
6. All employees were in the lobby, and our theater was right in the
lobby...so all three employees saw us walk in. So does this mean we
can all just waltz into any movie there? So hey, I guess.. free movies
for everyone?
Also, why are there theaters not labeled by what movie is playing? Only labeled by the number? If we had saw that it was indeed a child's movie, and not Joker, we would have not walked in.
My madame and I were so panicked at hearing the man say that to us, we scurried out of the theater and DROVE away. I am now writing this in the public library, shaking, and tormented over this unnatural occurrence.
So don't go here, UNLESS you love old uncomfortable seats, apathetic employees, wonky screen that glitch out, and unsavory sodas.
This has been my testimony,
Bad Reviews Sally OUT!
p.s. I tried posting this review days ago on google reviews, but it keeps getting blocked. This movie theater is feverishly erasing my freedom of speech. Hopefully, it will be a successful posting on here. read more