I'd heard of Ann Summers, but since I'm from the US, I'd never been in one. With the Pet and the…read moreGirl, we went in and had a look see. Color me surprised that I found it to have bras in my cup that actually were a flattering fit and stockings that I liked as well. I also got to pick up some gorgeous wet look gloves that match the wet look stockings that I adore. They have a lot of Hen Party (Bachlorette party for the US folks) stuff that was the standard fare, you know: Veils with penii all over them, banners that read Bride to be. Penis sippy cups and cake pans. Their prices were pretty much in line with what I would pay in the USA, so I wasn't as appalled as I see that the others have been. I'd patronize this store. Infact today I'm wearing the bra I bought, which is why I remembered to review the store!

Um.... I know there…read moreis a bit of hype around Ann Summers shops, and I understand that it's not the sort of place to take your Gran, but it is one of those places that you have to go in at some point in your youth. I went in looking for an outfit for a fancy dress party - I wanted to look good but not skanky - there's a fine line. I was amazed at some of the things they sold - the toys and creams were wild, who thinks of this stuff?! I managed to find an appropriate nurse outfit and tried it on - imagine my surprise to see my then-boyfriend peeping through a whole in the door.... specifically designed for this purpose!! I felt quite uneasy! When I got to the till (the outfit cost me £28 and was of a far greater quality than other things I had seen in fancy dress shops) I was offered a new 'bullet' vibrator. The lady was telling me how brilliant it was and how extreme the vibrations were. TOO MUCH INFORMATION. I hastily declined and retreated retreated retreated. I know it's the sort of shop that is quite controversial, and my outfit was really quite nice for a fancy dress party, but I'm not going back in a hurry!

My day went a little something like this…read more Private Lines, thats like some sort of vintage Telephone Shop right? I'll just pop in then... ... over 18's only...that's going to exclude a whole lot of people. Surely the youth of today have a keen interest in retro telecommunications? ...it's a bit dark in here...I don't see alot of phones. Why is that man in a trenchcoat in the corner? ...Wait a minute... ...thats not a Phone... ...What kind of DVD is this... ...what is that women doing to that guy... ...that surely won't fit in there... ...oh... ... ...It says toys on the shelf, but none of these look appropriate for children... ...I'm not sure if that one's appropriate for a human being... ...I should go home and take a bath... ... in bleach.

This is a business plan that was always going to work - lingerie and a café. Both girls and guys…read moreare going to love it. To be fair it is actually really good and is more than just a novelty. Found in the West End, it is slightly off the main shopping streets but worth the detour. Primarily it is a lingerie shop, and it has a good selection of pretty, dare I say it rauchy, stuff. Obviously as a guy, and a non-transvestite, I have a different criteria of what makes underwear hot, and Boobytrap delivers. Not quite as provocative (let's be frank slutty) as Ann Summers, think more La Senza - sexy but with a touch more class. No crotchless knickers here or nipple tassles. As well as this, we have the unusual addition of a café. Whether all the raunchiness has left you feeling a bit weak at the knee, or are a girl chatting about what to buy, or simply a guy way way out of his depth, the café is a place to chill out. They do a good range of teas, coffees and sandwiches which you can enjoy before heading off for round two. An individul and enjoyable place to spend about half an hour, whether as a couple or on your own (buying gifts, not perving - I am not endorsing this).

BOOBYTRAP, EDINBURGH Rarely does the opportunity arise to…read moredelight in two of my favourite pursuits concurrently, however my predilection for luxurious underwear and extreme fondness of cupcakes was extremely satisfied in sublime synchronicity, when I visited Boobytrap Boutique in Edinburgh's West End recently. Not something previously thought possible; however this delightful little boutique cum tea shop nestled in quaint William Street, offers up lashings of designer labels with their stock of rarely found lingerie and on-hand, but entirely unobtrusive, specialist advice. Allthewhile a temptation of an altogether contrasting variety beckons from the rear where pretty colours and designs lay in wait in the form of beautiful cupcakes and freshly brewed coffee; an utter indulgence of the senses!

A place that really just sells everything tacky, tasteless and offensive, Stuff is peculiar in that…read moredespite selling dildos, wacky ornaments, bongs and hallucinogenic drugs, it's actually quite a professional, well organised operation, with properly uniformed staff who know the product range. Whether it's a lava lamp or a wind up "wanking monkey" you're after, Stuff is the ideal place ro buy a gift foe someone you don't like, and also great fun to have a look in as long as you're not easily offended.

Definitely not a shop for children, or the faint hearted, this place is the fevered dream of a mad…read moreman. Literally, anything you could ever want, any gothicy/alternative "stuff" could be found in here - gothic figurines, medieval based items (real metal shields/swords and everything), collectable figures, beanbag chairs, Betty Boop merchandise, bongs, herbal highs, flavoured tobaccos, shishas... and that's only one half. The other half, shall we say, is devoted to "adults" - that's a whole 2 aisles of 'adult fun' (ahem). You've got the usual 'adult' joke gifts (dirty keyrings, 'hilarious' mugs, etc), the slightly 'naughtier' items (anything and everything shaped like genitals), and the downright disturbing (talking vibrators (one had the voice of an 'angry' man, that when turned on announces (read: YELLS) "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!" or "I'VE GOT AN HEADACHE!"in a Yorkshire accent - lovely...), or how about the 'pervy old man's walking stick' i.e. a walking stick with a mirror upturned so that 'pervy old men' can look up girls skirts...) and everything in between (oo-er *shudder*). Take from that what you will... I personally found it quite funny - but then again, I don't take it too seriously, and to be honest, I don't think the 180 year old woman behind the cash register does either. So go in, have a laugh or 5. At least it'll give you something to talk about afterwards...

Having a day out in Glasgow, I chanced on this establishment. I spent a pleasant half hour browsing…read morethe display, and was even offered a coffee by the staff. I bought my wife a little something and we have decided to make a joint visit.

From the owner: Adult DVDs, sex toys, fetish wear, bondage ware, some S&M gear, poppers, pills and potions, lubes,…read morelingerie and much, much more.

This is a fail safe place to buy a cheap costume every Halloween. I've successfully pulled off…read moreLittle Red Riding Hood, a pirate's wench and nun thanks to this place. Party Times also has a selection of cheap wigs and masks. Because this place is out of the way of the city centre, it doesn't have massive queues around Halloween. However, it's wise to visit a while before the holiday to ensure a good choice. Bizarrely, there is also a porn section at the back of this shop. Handy if you are into that sort of thing I guess.

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The staff were great and knowledgeable. They had a great selection of items…read more Would recommend to come and visit!

Luke & Jack is a great vibrant addition to Glasgow's Gay Scene and it is very much welcomed by the…read morecommunity. The friendly staff are very welcoming and are happy to show you the latest products, demonstrate some of them and chat away about recommendations etc. The Virginia Gallery is an awesome addition which has been thriving and busy with some amazing exhibitions. It's fast becoming a real community venue, and it's down to the amazing staff for their forward thinking vision! Really, you should check this out!

I feel like I need some sassy music in the background while I write this ;) If you like lingerie,…read moreyou need to peruse Agent Provocateur. If you don't like lingerie, you should also peruse Agent Provocateur and it may change your mind...although the prices will make your jaw drop. The pieces in here are lovely designs, made of fine fabrics, and high quality, intricate stitching. They look fabulous and make body parts plump and tight in the proper places. The store itself can be a bit intimidating. There is a really big security guy that greets you at the door. Under the surface he is a big teddy bear, but you don't know that as you walk in. The store is small and there most likely won't be too many people in there, so it can feel a bit awkward looking at all the sassy frilly stuff in front of a sales associate and the lingerie guard LOL! I must add my sales associate was very nice and I did not sense any unwarranted pressure to buy more. I was debating on which of my two favourite sets to buy and she told me the most practical solution, which I appreciated. I bought the 'classic' piece, because the colorful, less versatile, statement piece would probably go on sale at the end of the season. This is NOT where you go for your everyday nude t-shirt bra or your comfy whitey tighties. Agent Provocateur is where you find salacious undergarments. Some of the pieces are technically not even undergarments and meant to be part of your outfit peaking out, or making a statement "I am wearing something sexy." Whether you want to be sexy for someone or simply feel sexy under your clothes for yourself, you will surely find something at AP.

The only Agent Provocateur shop in Scotland, this place is a sight to behold…read more Everyone knows this particular brand - female or male - and what they're famous for. Not for the feinthearted, they have a wide range of lingerie, ranging from the cute, to the obscene. Almost like a very highend version of Ann Summers, but in a completely different, almost classy, league, it offers a range of 'seduction' accessories also - whips, paddles, garters, etc, etc. Saucy, huh? The staff are also experts in their field, and know the exact location of everything in the shop. So, whatever you're into, you'll find here.