Enjoying the latest series of The Apprentice on TV, are you?
Going to be in business-tosspot-withdrawl when the series ends?
Well, don't fear... because your neighbourhood Phones 4U is full of the detestable suit-clad self-promoters that populate the hit BBC show and if you visit with a feigned interest of buying a Nokia or HTC then you get to see the bullshit stampede in all it's glorious and comedic glory...
"I'm a born salesman, SurTomE"
"I can walk the walk and talk the talk, SurTomE"
"Don't buy a phone from him, SurTomE... I'll give you a better deal"
"Check out my wanky cockerel haircut"
Wouldn't it be great if you could time it so you were the only customer and get all the pisscocks to try and do the deal with you at the same time and then decide which was the worst and....
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