I happened by the "Paper Source" in search of somewhere that was still open so that I could warm up because after nearly two hours of searching, I COULD NOT FIND MY CAR. Freezing by 5:30 pm, I found out I had 30 minutes before having to go back out in the cold.
I explained my situation and they said "no problem, stay as long as you need to."
Looking around, I was mesmerized and immediately went into serious shopping mode. Aware of their closing time, I kept politely asking about it and was told three times that it didn't matter because I was inside shopping before 6pm and to take my time.
Well, after observing me look at too many price tags to their taste, their demeanor overtly transformed and it was clear I was no longer welcome.
I have this fantasy where I return to this place of business, to recite the perfect combination of vocabulary, prosody, and appropriately restrained demonstration of drama to advocate for myself and the express my disdain for how the two employees working yesterday evening chose to offer their services to me, January 2nd, 2015.
Dedicating the time to concentrate on the composition of this review is about all I predict I will accomplish regarding the unjust treatment I received at the "Paper Source".
I would love to attract a popular local publication or raise some sense of awareness about how I was treated at the "Paper Source".
However, that would require a level of sustained, divided and alternating attention that I am not able to do at this time.
I frankly and vulnerably disclosed that I was an individual with attention deficit disorder and explicitly requested the time to put my receipts and credit cards where they belonged while the employees simultaneously repeated several times that the store was closed and undeniably implicating the need for me to leave the establishment with urgency.
This discourse took place during the processing of my debit card payment and while returning my personal items to their place because for this strategy to work, consistency must be maintained.
While re-placing my receipt and credit card, I proceeded the learned habit of locating my phone and car keys (another extremely effective memory technique for those who suffer with impairments in attention and memory.
I pleaded for the time to carefully search my bag and re trace my steps and even mentioned that they had the most amazing store i could imagine and asked then I asked for their card before being escorted from the store which read:
PAPER
SOURCE
(Insert picture of insect)
DENVER
201 Fillmore Street
Denver, CO 80206
ph 303.586.2050
fx 303.586.2052
e 606_store@paper-source.com
www. paper_source.com
"DO SOMETHING CREATIVE EVERY DAY"
It's the largest business card, with a size significantly larger both in hight and width than I have ever seen!
On the back of their bag is a pretentious declaration that the bag is made from 100% recycled paper that further contains 90% or greater post-consumer waste and printed with earth-friendly water-based inks
BBP * Portland, OR * USA
Whole foods is very close to this store and I would imagine that a joint endeavor to recycle their bags by having the "Paper Source" distribute merchandise using the bags would be something of interest.
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