Oh my GAWD! How did I not know about this place sooner…read more Nice Dive Bar/Honky Tonk joint with many pool tables, full bar, and tables to sit at and mingle with your peeps. This place is hard to see from Spencer Hwy but it is behind the Convenience Store in the parking lot. I know, I know, it sounds scary but it isn't. Nice friendly staff work hard to give you great service. Oh and they have a giant fireplace still inside from the old Steakhouse that used to call this place home years ago. Grab some friends and go check it out or go solo and have a drink at the bar with the nice bartenders. Smoking allowed here.

Donna Schoultz I'm sorry to have invited you to this place. I thought it'd be different from others…read moreand be fair in the way they do karaoke. I rushed to get there when you told me the rotation was ending. I got there and the last singer in the rotation was still on stage, thus rotation NOT OVER, I got my song in and wasn't placed in current rotation. Instead was forced to wait and put in next rotation... Ok, no biggie. Then when you went on, you were told you couldn't sing a duet song that hadn't been sang yet cause someone else wanted to do it... And when I asked the KJ, he said you could have, yet you said you weren't allowed when you asked to do it on your turn. THIS kinda stuff is what turns people away from having a good time at karaoke places. When NEW people aren't treated fairly. Left a comment on FACEBOOK, and instead of owning the poor karaoke or doing anything to fix it, KJ Jake deleted comment. Won't be returning. Oh well... We gave it a try. It is CLEARLY not a place for us. Ended up going down the street and enjoyed our time at Da Pub where they Janene & Larz let us sing whatever song we wanted, and fairly inserted us

Excellent food, delicious burgers and potatoes chips, but the best part was the attentive service…read moreoffered by Janelle. She was so caring and friendly and such a delight to interact with.

Service is quick place closes early went around 12:45 not many people so it was quick . The…read moreambiance is calm . The food is nothing fancy and nothing bad it's great and freshly made the prices on all menu items are great add a pancake for $1 can't beat that . I definitely highly recommend this place to anyone in the area up early or wanting to try something different opens at 5 am closes at 2pm . See photos for menu and prices .

It's typically a pretty good place to go you just have to know that some nights they will have…read moreleague nights so the pool tables will be taken. Sometimes there's weirdos in there just being obnoxious but if you're lucky they will leave you alone. Sometimes you get lucky and there's food but if you go at night it's probably been sitting out all day so I would not recommend eating it at that point. I will say that the bartender I have had a slight problem because depending on which one it is if you go and try to close out or get a drink she will get the order for the woman before the man even if they're there at the same time. Because me and my husband's friend each went to go close at our tabs before all of us left and she closed out my tab before she even got his and after she handed me my receipt to sign she walked off and started pouring more drinks which is honestly honestly rude.

People. This is your typical Dive Bar in Pasa-get-down-dena…read more No frills. No BS. - Friendly patrons mixed with 20 - 60 somethings... - Friendly Bar Staff - Big A$$ Beers for cheap on draft including Lone Star and Shiner! - Pool, Darts, Games - Table with a Crock Pot! - Digitial Jukebox - A real bar with comfortable, backed vinyl chairs! - Smoking Allowed! Check it out sometime after work or on the weekend...you won't be sorry.

I had such a great time here! The atmosphere was cozy and relaxing, and the drinks were amazing…read more Henry was my bartender and honestly made the whole experience even better. He was so welcoming, easy to talk to, and really took care of me. You can tell he genuinely enjoys what he does. It's always nice when great service makes a night out feel a little more special. I will definitely be back!

You would think all the great cocktail bars would be in the heart of the city, but the Clear Lake…read morearea has some major contenders. Getting to this area from Pearland is much easier than heading into Houston so I was more than happy to come here. I've been here a couple of times and the most recent visit brought me and a party bus full of friends here on a Saturday night. The place gets busy but parking hasn't been an issue on any of my visits. It's a narrow bar that may seem tight, but it keeps going towards the back with more seating as well as a spacious patio. Customer service is always great and the bartenders know their stuff here. They have a pretty extensive drink menu here and there is something for everyone's preferences. They have a long list of cocktails and they can make you anything you want as well. The staff are experts here. They also have an impressive bourbon collections with about 200 kinds to choose from. Along with their cocktails, they have a long list of martinis. I love a good martini and here they have so many options. You can't go wrong with my favorite espresso martini, but the one that wowed me here was the Cucumber Patch. Cucumber flavor profile is not typically something I seek out, but I was in the mood for something refreshing and this was suggested to me. Get it and thank me later. As far as food goes, they have a separate BBQ business on site that sells some food. Don't sleep on the Bay Area if you are looking for a nice cocktail. This place will quickly be one of your favorites. I will surely be back.

Very friendly the service was excellent and they loved our dog. Probably because his name is Gizmoread more

We had a great time here! Exactly what we were looking for- pool table, jukebox, and cold drinks!…read moreEnjoyed ourselves like we were back home. Thanks

Rocko's Dive Bar is the kind of place that makes you feel like family from the moment you walk…read morethrough the door! The atmosphere is welcoming, the food is fresh and made from scratch, and the cocktails are fantastic. You can tell the crew takes pride in what they do, and it shows in both the food and the service. The bartenders are awesome, but Jude deserves a special shoutout....the best bartender this side of the Mississippi! Great drinks, a great personality, and a way of making everyone feel right at home. Come for the food and cocktails, stay for the people. Rocko's is an easy five stars!

I did not take any pictures of food or drinks because I was having way too much fun at this dive…read morebar. This is labeled as a dive bar, but was actually super accommodating and awesome in every way. The food was a pleasant surprise with delicious egg rolls, wonderful grilled tuna steak, broccoli bites, wings, truffle fries. Everything we tried was amazing food wise. They had amazing drink specials and friendly staff. I will go back.

This place is the place to be!! The food is fresh and the drinks are on point !! Perfect place for…read morea beer on the weekend and a game!! The service was amazing and the vibes are positive !! Check em out !! Such great time!!! Thank you

Really awesome dive bar right smack dab in the middle of the city. Great service, good beer, and…read morethe bar tender with the colorful shit was wonderful. Definitely recommende.

There are two different experiences you'll have here depending on who/what you are. This bar is…read moresituated in the Houston Gayborhood. If you're queer, a local, or a not-normie type, you'll be fine. I'm here all of the time. The bartenders are nice to me and recognize me. I know their names and make sure to tip. This bar blew up on TikTok a while ago and drew in a more normie and/or corporate yuppie crowd. Loud, annoying bros and people who used to go out on Washington. These people usually get the rude side of the staff. Not saying that they deserve it but there is a clear personality mismatch here and I witness a lot of people who aren't the target audience for dive-y bars like this clash with staff personalities they aren't used to. If you are type two just be cool. Dive bar employees usually don't follow the hospitality training of pretending they have to like you. Don't yell at them for service or try to make casual conversation with them if the bar is busy.

Love it !!!! Amazing vibes !!…read moreGood selection on the menu!! The staff is so kind and attentive Facility is clean and spacious Check em out

Decent neighborhood bar, many bar games (billiards/darts/etc), smoking is allowed inside, karaoke…read moreon Thursday nights, service is ok...definitely friendly though. If you live in the area this is a good place to go but I wouldn't go too far out of your way just to stop in here. It's exactly what you'd expect of a suburban sports bar which is perfect cause you know you'll have a good time if you like those types of places. I'd go back if I were up in that area again. -McLovin

I keep coming here hoping for a good experience. The bar itself is pretty cool if you play darts or…read morepool. The bartenders are terrible. Rude for no reason to complete strangers. My brother ordered a Modelo, bartender asked what size? My brother asked what the options were. She snapped back "you need to start specifying your size!". What in the world? It was our first order lol I've had nothing but rudeness from the female bartender with glasses. Every time I've been here she's been aggressively mean to everyone. I don't get it. Food was actually really tasty. Baked potato was awesome. Took a long time because said bartender didn't wring it in. Chef came out to make sure the food was good and it was. It's really just the bartenders that are rude. Bars like this are about regulars, way to make people not want to come back.