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Osteria il Chicco d'Uva

3.0 (1 review)
Closed 7:30 pm - 11:30 PM

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Ristorante 433 Roma - *breathes in deep to say all of the following in one breath* Tonnarelli Con Pomodorini, Basilico E Scaglie Di Parmigiano

Ristorante 433 Roma

4.3(89 reviews)
0.6 kmCentro Storico
€€

Had dinner here about 7pm in early April. The 5-stars are for the outstanding "beef filet with…read morerocket" and the so-delicious grilled artichoke in the 'potato & artichoke' side dish. The filet was a steak, grilled perfectly for my liking (not charred on the outside, lean but not dry, juicy, medium rare, quite thick) and a large portion. It was perfect imo. As was the grilled artichoke - flavorful! The house wine was actually quite good. The staff and atmosphere were fine. Hubby thought his saltimbocca was too greasy and salty. I had steak two other times in Italy and none were as good as this one. I would go back every week just for the beef filet and grilled artichoke if I could. In regards to the review from Oct 2025 - most restaurants in Rome charge for water which is served in a glass bottle but you are not supposed to take the bottle with you. So this restaurant is no different in that regard to any other Roman (and maybe Italian) restaurant.

It has been a long day for me, Ricky Sausage, and my sister, Sally Sausage. We have scoured the…read moreVatican looking for clues to where the Declaration of Independence is hidden. We both believe the film "National Treasure" is a prophecy but all of the clues actually reside in the Vatican. Do you believe that too? After collecting sufficient evidence and finding the next clue for the location of the artifact, we were hungry! What better place to eat than 433? We arrived around 9 and the outside patio was packed. An amplified violin player wandered the tables. We didn't mind sitting inside, so we were seated immediately. Less immediate was actually getting service, which took around 15 minutes. Which is fine! Lest we be the Americans in a Rush. As we waited, our eyes scanned the restaurant for additional clues to the whereabouts of historic artifacts. Sally scanned the walls in a trance. Among the art, she appreciates "...the naked butt and Walter White and the queer table. From far away, it looks like the logo says 'a**'." Our waiter takes our order and returns with our drinks, lickety split. Sally remarks on her Prosecco, "tastes like 'a**'. I can't say I know what that tastes like, but I can 'a**'-ume. The bubbles are full of 'a**'." I ordered the Negroni. It was standard fare. The only unique element was that it came with a lot of ice. I enjoyed it! The food comes out equally quick. We begin with the Caesar salad. Sally munches and crunches and says, "Dare I say the best I've ever had..? A lady finger crouton tastes like a lady. The finger! In circle form..." The dressing on the salad is a delight, light and flavorful. Next up is the beef fillet. Sally chews and says, "Blood in my mouth... So good, so blood... Feels like I'm eating red 'a**'." I agree! Finally, we have the Tonnarelli Con Pomodorini, Basilico E Scaglie Di Parmigiano. Sally notes, "Very thick hot noodles... Tastes fresh like the pope on a Tuesday - red-hot like pizza supper! The noodles are thicc but it matches the theme of the restaurant. Feels like I'm eating 'a**'!" We round out our meal by enjoying a glass of the house red. "Tastes like swirly 'a**'. I thought it was blood from the steak... TURNS OUT, It was from a grape. And you know what kind of grape? The 'a**' grape..... Grape from an 'a**'..... Which is? A grape." We were stuffed to the gills with delicious food and drink. Our bloodhound-like noses were re-energized for clues and now we have a fresh scent for 'a**.' Who knows where that scent will lead us! Thank you, 433333!

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Ristorante 433 Roma - Negroni!

Negroni!

Ristorante 433 Roma - Pane Fritto 433 w. sauces (fried bread) - literally fried bread w. a salsa-y & cheese sauce

Pane Fritto 433 w. sauces (fried bread) - literally fried bread w. a salsa-y & cheese sauce

Ristorante 433 Roma - Fettuccine al Ragu D'Agnello e Pecorino (fettuccine w. lamb ragu & pecorino cheese)

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Fettuccine al Ragu D'Agnello e Pecorino (fettuccine w. lamb ragu & pecorino cheese)

Osteria il Chicco d'Uva - restaurants - Updated May 2026

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