One word - scrumtrulescent…read more
This is a slang term coined on Saturday Night Live meaning "transcendent and fantastic beyond description". Not often would an adjective of this nature be fittingly applied to a dive bar; let alone one amidst the sea of posh opulence on display in the Old Town nightlife scene. However, in my experience, I can think of no better word to describe the experience, personnel, libations, and fare I've encountered over the years at DJs.
Typically, I'd refrain from penning an updated review until I've had a more noteworthy share about a business. However, the courageous keyboard warrior, S.L. (which I assume stands for "Some Loser") anonymously and publicly critiqued my subjective opinion and called me to action.
Firstly, S.L., thank you for the feedback. Your unfettered drivel sloshed across this Yelp page like a vomit spewing head a la the Exorcist has given me pause. I do want the opinions I share to be helpful for the Yelp user community.
Perhaps, using the word "shithole" in quotes did not demonstrably articulate the ironic sense in which it was intended. Or perhaps, it went over your head. Unsurprising given the nearly unreadable block of text filled with all caps sentences that reads like a ranting child which comprises your review.
By chance, using "douchebaggery" in a sentence was inaccurate. There is a fluidity inherent in language as a manner of conveying meaning regardless of a word being recognized by an institution like the Oxford English Dictionary. Case-in-point, my use of "scrumtrulescent". However, your hilariously pedantic claim that "douchebaggery" is a fake word is an easily Googleable falsehood given that "DOUCHEBAGGERY" WAS ADDED TO THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY IN 2018.
You should be proud, a self-own of that magnitude is both difficult and rare!
All said, upon reflection, my previous 5-star review stands and represents my opinion of this establishment. If you don't like the restaurant, go somewhere else. It doesn't help the Yelp community when you attack others' opinions.