Not being the biggest fan of kebabs, after a friend suggested that we head to Neelam's on the…read moreBearwood high street, you can imagine by dismay. But upon arriving, I was pleasantly surprised to see that Neelam's actually serve an array of food, all coming in huge portions. After having had a couple of beers, we were more than ready for a feast, so whilst my friend ordered a kebab I decided to order a burger. Both came with a side of chips and we proceeded to sit down and devour our meals in a matter of seconds. Fairly priced and combined with a really friendly and welcoming atmosphere, the staff were as helpful as ever, so much so that I've been back, tried a kebab and can safely say, it was delicious!

I was in the UK this summer, during those riots or whatever, so after 4pm everything in Birmingham…read morecity was closed...excepttt Neelam's. :) VERY friendly staff who couldn't understand my americano accent lol. The dahl was sooo good!! Nice and spicy! Portions were huge. Naan was fresh! I stuck with the dahl usually and we got chicken kabobs too once I think. They have a TV too and they play the bollywood music channel! haha, I will return when I head across the pond next :)

Sometimes it's hard to find a decent pizza in a city, I know what your thinking, there's a pizza…read moreplace on every street in Birmingham! Well that might be the case but some just don't hit the spot. Too cheesy, too soft, too many hairs (I mention no names). But Frydays refuses to mess around, not only bashing out classic after classic pizza but also a great fish and chip shop? Believe the hype, this place is surrounded by massive chains such as burger king and pizza hut and there's a reason it stands strong it the corner of Birmingham's food court. Meal deals including pizza, chips and a drink for under five pound, got places for you sit inside and out, actually thinking about it they served me an amazing kebab once when I was sitting in on a very fancy plate. Felt really nice to eat it, took the time to make it look all posh. These guys make me happy every time I see them. I feel like this heart attack I'm bringing on my self by getting excited about fast food places will be worth it.

Fryday's - HA! What an outrageously fantastic name! I have seen, heard and (on rare occasion) made…read morea fair few good puns, but none to this calibre. This establishment immediately caught my eye through wit alone, and I will admit that upon reading the name I actually stopped what I was doing and SHOUTED my laughter, bent double in the street (ultimately scaring my poor girlfriend, who does not quite get the joke as well as I do) as tears streamed down my eyes. You may have seen me all throughout Birmingham, I drew quite a crowd! Absolutely excellent. I recommend Fryday's to anyone with even the slightest idea of what a joke should aspire to be. You may have noticed I have not mentioned the food. Sadly, I was not able to control myself enough to actually enter Fryday's to sample the menu, but I am confident in assuming it is absolutely delicious - of course, it would have to live up to it's name: I would hope everything is, in fact, fried! (If anyone could confirm this for me, it would be much appreciated.) I have had to detract one star, as on the day I came across 'Frydays', it was not actually a Friday - this is unfortunate as I feel that this would have really elevated my experience of Fryday's (it then becoming a pun within a pun - genius!) but never mind, I will try again next time. T.G.I.FRYDAYS!

Some friends and I decided to order a late night takeaway from Medina last week and I can safely…read moresay, we were impressed. We ordered four 9' pizzas, for £13.99, working out at around £3.50 each, which we can all agree, is a great deal. After that, we ordered a portion of chips each, spending £5 in total. We were able to order online, in what was a fairly easy process. The food came in less than 25 minutes, with the food seemingly better than standard takeaways we had all used in the past. Definitely worth a visit, especially if you're with a group of friends. Another plus point, it's open till 2!

Aug 19th..... Stopped by in my Taxi last night about 12.30am and ordered fish and chips with large…read moresausage. Got home and food was terribly over cooked must have been there all day. Fish was just edible only because I was starving, sausage was disgusting. Imagine an onion where the outer 3 layers are just black. Decided to keep sausage until today when I took it back. I took the food to the back of shop as there were customers in there and I didn't want to create a scene, just wanted to point out what they had served me. Main theme from guy I spoke to was, "why are you bringing it back today? you should have last night when we could do something about it." I explained that i was tired, hungry and wasn't going to pay a taxi just to show the terrible food. he also tried saying it would look like that the next day, an argument he didn't stick with for too long as it was absolutely ridiculous. He then tried to give me a £1 but when I pointed out it was £2.50 he said it wasn't. So I said phone the guy who served me last night and ask him which he refused. I asked to speak to manager and yes you've guessed it I'm LOOKING at him. In a final attempt I asked him if they should do something from a customer service preceptive after serving unacceptable food, and he said I should talk to the evening shift to sort it out. So I enquired were they 2 different business's at different times of the day and he said no it was their family business. I then said that that if he was manager and it was his family ran business he should be able to sort it out there and then. The last question I asked him was, are you saying that the staff working this evening and last night that are employed by you as owner/manager have nothing to do with you? Guess what Bill Gates said? I walked out of the shop as there was nothing left to say to Bill. Anybody can make a mistake but do you really want to trust people like this with your food?

An excellent place to visit if you fancy an Asian fast food takeaway. And another great thing about…read moreMirchi Wah Wah is the fact there is a seating area. So you do have the option of eating in or eating out. I will also say that this is a decent place to take the family to. There are meat, chicken and vegetarian dishes to choose from so there is something for everyone. Although I haven't sat in Mirchi Wah Wah, I have eaten my food outdoors. The chicken kebab and chips I had from here was excellent. The only issue is car parking. Parking in Handsworth can be a nightmare and whenever I am going into Birmingham, I always avoid going through Soho Road. Because this place is also a takeaway, you can order pizza and burgers. The prices for the pizzas are pretty good. Staff are very friendly and this is a restaurant/takeaway you might want to visit. Give this place a go.

Pretty good Chinese take-away; it's a bit salty but what Chinese food isn't? It was my first time…read moretrying original "English-Chinese" food but the owner is legit Chinese. My thoughts on some of the dishes I tried... Prawn fried rice - was really yummy and there were tons of shrimp in it. Sweet & sour pork (Cantonese style) - tasted like your standard sweet & sour pork. Red, sticky, and sweet w/ sliced onions, bell peppers, and pineapple chunks. Chicken chow mein - tasted strange and too salty. Chicken chunks were too big and in weird wedge-like slices. Wouldn't order this again. Prawn crackers - light, puffy, greasy, and delicious! Chips - surprisingly good Curry sauce - too salty Pappadoms - random and tasted kinda like the chow mein If I lived in the neighborhood, I would order take-out from here again. I just wouldn't order the chow mein.

Excellent foods especially the sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style with the egg fried rice. Good…read morecustomer service and highly recommended in smethwick area! Should try out!

I haven't been in here for over a year because most of the staff were rude, unproffesional. Drunk,…read morediscrinatory and liked calling police to harrass customers. So I wandered tonight because I'd missed my bus and it was either this one or the one on the ramp which openly discriminate against homeless people. I didn't recognise any of the staff tonight. The first person who served me was polite. It was very quiet, I went to the bank and when I came back the staff rwalking round in twos informing people to leave, The second staff member was ok taking my orders, didn't give me a receipt I ordered a festive burger pie and hot chocolate. They'd run out of the latter. The police came in, they went to talk to so.e sleeping customers, I thought I'd witness another aggressive arrest on a homeless person. The person who served me called the police to tell tales. He served a drink to one of the policemen while I waited and waited. He finally brought it. I asked where's my, sorry for. Keeping me waiting? He replied something like where do you think you are ? To which I replied there is no need to be rude especially as I have Trip Advisor and Yelp to write it up. The place got noiser and noiser ruder and ruder yet no staff said anything. Won't be going back there for a while. . . ..

Friendly staff and a swift service but the two groups of people without purchases made this a poor…read moreexperience for me today. I normally go to Mcdonalds by myself as I'd go to a coffee shop or a pub if I've a food buddy. This Mcdonalds has been in Cherry Street for some years however the one at Paradise Forum has gone to make way for new buildings or I'd have gone there.

Can I just say a huge thank you to Mother Clucker? These guys were my Sunday night Saviours on the…read moreweekend just gone... I should probably explain how a fast food joint saved the day. Sunday was the launch of XP at the Mockingbird Theatre. This is a geek themed event held once a night and is a bit of a mecca for all things board game, computer game, quiz and film orientated. Naturally we had to go. I am currently on a bootcamp scheme (see http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/fit-body-bootcamp-birmingham for info), meaning I am on a strict diet of proteins, fats and No carbs. After consuming a smoothie for my breakfast and a salad for my lunch, I was starving hungry by 5pm. Everyone seemed to be either ordering pizza (a major no-no for me) or heading to Subway for their tea. I thought neither of these would be an option before a helpful person mentioned that Subway did salad bowls, problem solved... Or so I thought. Despite having all of the components of salad, Subway in Digbeth DON'T do salad bowls (and their staff are pretty unhelpful too). In a major grump, I left the store to see what else was on offer on the street. Right next door I came across Mother Clucker. Firstly, they scored a point for having a name that made me snigger, secondly... They couldn't have been more helpful if they tried. After a quick peruse of the menu I opted for lemon and herb chicken (which is served without skin). I asked if I could have some salad with this, after looking at me strangely for a minute - the guy said "Sure, we can do that. It'll be no extra charge". Winner. The chicken was cooked fresh for me as I waited and I requested some lettuce, onion and chillies (all I could have). I was even warned that the salad might be a bit rubbish as it's predominently meant for burgers, but I thought it was sweet that they warned me. My diet friendly feast was a budget busting £3.50. The guys that did end up going to Subway ended up pretty jealous of my dinner after all. This new kid on the block is sparkling clean, very friendly and super helpful. Will I be back? You can bet your bottom dollar I will.

Best fries in my life, awsome employees likable . Prices are a little high but well worth it, just…read moremmmmmm... I want to go back so badly. To good.

This has got to be be best Indian takeaway in the south of Birmingham! The food arrives on time and…read moreis always piping hot! No matter what you order it tastes amazing, they will cater to specific needs and add/remove items as requested. Give it a try!

Good quality pizza with friendly staff and quick delivery times…read more Always contact you if there is a problem with your order.