If a sorcerer captured up the essence of summer, distilled it, combined it with carbonated air and…read morebottled it, then dropped a few Mentos in the bottle, shook that sucker up and sprayed it all over an area of land, the result would be the North Bondi party grass.
You know this place. The 3-tiered grassy hill above the rocks, right in front of North Bondi Italian and the RSL. As soon as there's the barest sliver of sunshine people looking to get their writhing funzos on stream down and spread out towels, sarongs and picnics, bust out the eskies and the booze, light up durries and, yes, often joints, and live like people in those Corona "From Where You'd Rather Be" ads.
You're pretty much guaranteed to see local celebs, from Channel V presenters to models to D-list look-at-me's. But here's the thing: nobody's looking. They're just chilling out and loving life. So posers, pose elsewhere.
Best thing ever is to get there early arvo and leave after dusk. You'll have accomplished everything and nothing all at once. Make mine the party grass.