I never thought I'd find myself reviewing a chip shop, but everything about this place was so completely crap that I felt compelled.
The chip shop itself is grimy and old; faded adverts behind greasy, yellowed plastic - as off-putting as they are illegible; grease marks stain the walls of the frying area, and dirty trackies are the uniform of choice.
The service was so bad that I felt unwelcome and on edge, keen to leave the chippy as soon as possible. Which, sadly, was not very soon at all. I've never waited so long for small chips and sausage - god forbid they have such outlandish and uncommon foodstuffs ready prepared in case some maverick should wander in wanting one. In fact, if you don't want fried chicken you should be prepared to wait 20 minutes for anything on their 'menu'.
When eventually I did receive the food I was so anxious to leave that I grabbed the bag, muttered my very British (though by now very annoyed) 'Thank you' and stomped out the door, only to arrive home and find they'd neglected to include the can of 7up I'd bought on impulse while waiting.
Normally, I'd write the 80p off - they've saved me from a needless sugary drink, after all - but, having eaten the worst chips I've ever encountered and failed to finish the abhorrent sausage, I got back in the car and went back to request the drink, assuming they'd remember me and apologetically hand over the tin.
On my return I was assured that I'd ordered chips and sausage and nothing else, despite my recollection of the exact price to include the drink. A brief argument ensued - me determined not to lose any more money to the place, them belligerent in their refusal. Happily, I got the drink and marched out - peeved to the point that I find myself here.
I think we can quite confidently say that I'll not be going back, and urge anyone tempted to give it a miss. read more