Best place in town to get your ears lowered. This is the real deal -- you could imagine Walt Kowalski or Popeye Doyle sitting down to wait while Mike finishes your haircut. Plus, Mike's shop is so cool, I want to buy it "as is" and move in to use it as my office some day.
If you get your haircuts at one of those discount shops in a strip mall, the experts advise you to get it done about a week ahead of any important bidness or social engagements that you might have on your Outlook calendar, so that that there's time for your dome to recover from that "I-just-got-my-hair-butchered-by-a-retarded-crack-ho" look.
But if that's what you're into, let the Jerry-Springer-Show reject at the strip mall hack at your hair with a hedge trimmer for five minutes, and spend the next few weeks looking like Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber." With the $5 you save, you can ask your divorced-twice-with-three-kids-and-not-yet-25 haircutter out on a date to Hometown Buffet or Wal-Mart.
Was that mean?
Elitist, misogynistic, rabid-dog mean?
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