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    Sahar R.

    Daycare was closed. It was cold and windy out. We had no power, so no Mrs. Rachel I was desperate to entertain a one year old so I came here to get out energy before nap time. I was worried there might not enough there for a toddler. There definitely was. Admission was $16 for the day with in and out privileges for that day. One adult per kiddo. You fill out the waiver on your phone prior to entry. Once you are paid up you'll have to remove shoes and there are cubby holes available and then your child can run free under your supervision of course. They have a toddler area with soft blocks, a ball pit and these spinning things that remind me of the teacups at Disney Land. They also have a mini town where you can shop, dress up or ride in cars that is appropriate for littles. Then you have the big kid area with lots of climbing, slides, a public pool sized ball pit, and a large Lego land. This is the area my toddler kept running to. Luckily I am a shortie and I was able to supervise and follow on the obstacle courses. This place is largely clean they don't allow for food/beverages but I noticed a lot of gummy candies/wrappers around which I worry about with babies that put everything in their mouths. Other than keeping an eye out for that, it was a fun day and I have a tired kiddo!!

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    Fred K.

    My daughter and her friends had a blast here for her 6th birthday party. They have several birthday packages and we picked the one for up to 15 kids one, that is in the open and shares a half wall with another party room. They provide a host, table cloths (basic one color), Set up and clean up, plates, napkins, and choice of juice box for the kids. They make you sign up in a sign up sheet to get accurate headcount and based on that is how much extra they will charge if you go above the count. Anyways, they added a new section with pretend room type places (reminds me the place at Muddy Branch Festival) and boy did every kid enjoy playing here and make sure to bring a towel or so to wipe their sweat! Its loud and can be overwhelming with blaring music too. The party room, thankfully, there isn't a speaker directly over it, so you can have a meaningful conversation and happy with their clean-up services. Good times for kids birthday parties :)

    Filthy area easily visible to customers. Easily hasn't been touched in months

    I have conflicted emotions writing this review. I will start with pros: 1. Huge with lots of things for kids to do. Perfect for 3 year olds. Probably my kids favorite indoor play place they have been too. 2. Price was decent for what you get. Cons: 1. Flow is very odd. The place you drop your shoes and coats is in a place that you have to walk with your socks on a very dirty/heavily trafficked floor.... 2. Though the majority of the surfaces look clean enough (considering the weather), the surfaces under the equipment (even spaces you can reach and not blocked off by the mesh) are absolutely filthy. Never seen so much lint in my life. 3. The extra supplies are stored under slides and such (see pic), in plain view of the customers. And of course those spaces are filthy as well. Maybe hundreds of bags of table cloth didn't need to be ordered.. obvious lack of storage.. 4. Bathrooms filthy...toilet didn't stop running and out of paper towels. 5. No employees supervising the play areas... adults with shoes in there... In summary... my kids loved it and would give it a 5+. I figure it's cleaner than letting the kids play outside.. but they cannot say their place is cleaned sufficiently. I have a membership to an indoor play area back home that is spotless. The owner has it professionally cleaned daily and closes down for a week once a quarter for an even deeper clean.

    Toys found in poor condition and empty rooms
    Myra C.

    I used to like taking my son to Me Land but the last time I went I almost wanted to leave because of how dirty the place was. I stayed because my son wanted to play. I noticed there were more play food this time in the kitchen play area. The rest of the rooms were sad and so dirty. I went in the morning. I guess they don't sweep the floors. It was almost disgusting to out our shoes back on over the dirty socks we had from walking around. There were crumbs, hair, dust bunnies, and other stuff. I love taking my son to the Little Towns because they make sure they clean. No parent wants to take their kids to an indoor playground where it's dirt because we don't want our kids to get sick or catch something. I am never going back. If they don't clean the floors, I doubt they clean the rest of the play areas.

    Price of admission (2022)
    Liyang S.

    Great location to bring the kids to let out some energy while you sit back and relax. Inside is spacious and airy, with lots of play area for the kids and sitting area for parents. I saw some parents slide down on the slides and ball pits, so looks like it could be fun for all ages! Prices are decent in the post COVID world, but be warned: parents have to pay too.

    This place is NOT safe for kids! And the owner is Very irresponsible! My daughter went to a birthday party there on 9/15. She got finger stuck in the lady's room and pinched by the door really badly! They didn't install any finger guard to the bathroom door and the door was closed too quickly every time after people walk in/out. It is so easy for kids to get their finger pinched by the door. Keep in mind that their customers are the small children from 6 Mon - 12 yrs., they really need to do a better job to keep kids safe. After the incident, I asked them to write an incident report, and the employee told me that the owner will contact me today. He/she never did. I called them and left a message, but they never responded. What an irresponsible owner!!!

    Cynthia L.

    My kiddos were treated to some fun here on a cold weekend with their aunts and uncles at this place. OmniFun is Perfect place for younger kids (my kids are 3 and 5); adults can opt to go in with them or watch them inside but out of the "obstacle" course area. Grippy socks recommended. Facility was clean and price was reasonable. As always with any indoor play place, the earlier you go, the less crowded it will be.

    Long, blue slide
    Abegail A.

    OmniFun is a new indoor playground that's located behind Costco and directly across from Perrolocco. They have a huge tropical themed play area with multiple levels where you can climb (including small rock wall), slide (5 slides), crawl, jump, and swing. There's a huge ball pit with an inflatable raft that's fun. If you want to take a break from the play area, you can build something with foam blocks, do some arts and crafts, write on the huge chalk board wall, or play with the kinetic sand. For those with little ones, there's a toddler area for them too. We came during the week to celebrate N's first birthday and he had a blast. So did his brother! Definitely great for kids of varying ages, but I'd so more so for those up to 8 (not so sure about 12 as advertised). We started off in the toddler area but N had a blast in the ball pit and going down the slides. It wasn't crowded when we went, but can see why the play area may be off limits to younger kids when there are more children around. Omnifun is definitely a workout for parents...be prepared to play in the ball pit, slide down the slides, and go through the obstacle courses with your little one! We needed a snack break at the hour mark so decided to take a little breather and sit down in their lounge area (which contains a few tables). If you didn't bring snacks/drinks, there's a few there for sale. Price was pretty similar to similar indoor playgrounds in the area. You save a few bucks by coming during the week, with admission starting at 6+ months. Adults pay as well. Don't forget to bring a pair of socks or you will need to purchase theirs to play. They offer a membership which offers some discounts, but not sure if it's worth it TBH. You can celebrate a birthday here too. Staff was super friendly from beginning to end. They definitely knew how to make you feel welcomed. They have staff patroling the various areas, making sure everyone was following the rules. Theres cubbies in the front area to leave your shoes/other belongings. Parking was easy to find in the lot behind the store. Omnifun was a blast for the little ones. Everyone left happy and tired! Definitely worth checking out. We plan to be back.

    Vicki K.

    Great new indoor play area for the moco area! Pros -close to my house -special socks are required for the kids but not adults! Wahoo! -offers various slides and ballpit! -sitting area for adults and free wifi -not just a playhouse, also has puzzles, drawing area, infant area, large chalkboard, giant Legos to build a fort -large parking area -offers birthday parties -prices were very fair and offers military discounts -vending machines available for drinks and small snacks Cons -do wish they had staff around the play area for supervision -need coffee please Will definitely return!!

    Tina L.

    Over two years later we're back here for a birthday party and my kids and everyone had a blast! I love indoor playgrounds in general but especially this one since it's super duper spacious. I just wish it was closer to me as I live in Northern VA.

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    Favorite place to take our son. He loves this place and it keeps him busy. This place is neat and clean.

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    I really liked this place a bit pricey but if you go during a weekday not much kids but still fun for toddler! i will definitely be back

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    Great place for young children. My granddaughter had a blast!!! She wants to go back every week now

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