I genuinely do not know whether this place is supposed to be a nightclub, a poorly supervised…read morebasement party, or a social experiment designed to test how much filth and bad music one person can tolerate before leaving.
If you are coming here expecting a classy San Francisco night out, lower your expectations immediately. Then lower them again.
The place was dirty, smelled absolutely awful, and had none of the polish you would expect from a supposedly established nightlife venue. There was no real premium bottle service experience, no impressive top shelf liquor presentation, and absolutely nothing about this place made me feel like I was somewhere upscale.
And apparently personal boundaries are optional here, because I repeatedly turned around and saw people openly engaging in sexual activity. I came here to have a drink and dance, not accidentally attend an unsanitary live performance every time I looked in a different direction.
The smell deserves its own paragraph.
It was BAD.
Not "nightclub at the end of the evening" bad. I mean the kind of smell that makes you question the ventilation system, the cleaning schedule, and every decision that brought you through the front door. I genuinely do not know how people stay inside long enough to dance without asking themselves, "What exactly am I breathing right now?"
Speaking of dancing, that brings me to the DJ.
What was that?
The music was so painfully bad that at some point I became convinced someone was playing a prank on the entire building. Song after song, I kept waiting for the night to finally start. It never did. Whoever was controlling the music managed to take a room full of people who came out to party and create the musical atmosphere of a punishment.
San Francisco has incredible nightlife. There is absolutely no reason to spend your night suffering through this.
The bartender who helped me was actually very nice, so I will give him credit. He was probably the highlight of the entire experience.
Security, on the other hand, was another story. The attitude and overall experience only made the place feel even more unpleasant.
Between the horrible smell, questionable cleanliness, lack of an upscale bottle service experience, bizarre atmosphere, and DJ set that felt like an act of revenge against music itself, I left wondering why I had not gone literally anywhere else.
If your idea of nightlife is elegance, great drinks, good music, and an environment where you can enjoy yourself without witnessing things you never asked to see, do yourself a favor and choose another venue.
There are too many great places in San Francisco to voluntarily spend your night here.
One star for the bartender.
The rest of the place needs prayer, bleach, ventilation, and a new DJ.