Please note that my visit here was for you. I would never patronize a Cannabis Clinic for my own benefit; this was purely for research purposes, so I could report back as is my duty to you, my one true friend.*
I've been hearing a lot about this marijuana, this 'grass' that the kids are all talking about. Evidently, it is now legal for recreational purposes in Colorado. Coincidentally, I found myself in Colorado, and I thought it would be irresponsible of me to let such an investigative opportunity pass by. And so I entered MMJ America, ready to sacrifice myself and if I had to, smoke one or even several marijuanas for the greater good.
Now Mom, I must admit that I have no personal experience with the 'wacky tobacky,' but assuming I HAD done extensive groundwork prior to this visit, I would probably admit that MMJ's selection is quite impressive. To be sure, this isn't the 'snickle-fritz' or 'boogity brown boo boo shit' or even the 'schwugs.' Rather, it is the 'sticky-icky-ICKY.' MMJ only carries the 'Kevin Bacon,' the 'kine bud,' if you will. The 'greenest of the goop.' Or so I would report, if I knew anything about the subject.
Essentially, I'm trying to say that whether you would like to roll your 'doobage' up in a 'spliff,' a 'bone,' or a 'fatty boombatty blunt,' I'm sure you'll be quite pleased with the result. The 'greenery' here is superb. Perhaps you might even go duck-hunting with a rake afterward.
However, if the idea of inhaling smoke or even vapor into your lungs is anathema, MMJ also carries a wide selection of edibles. They have sour gummies, Swedish fish, chocolates, pineapple mango punches (among other flavors), colas, mints, pixie stixx...not to mention tinctures, massage oils, and anything else THC-infused that you might be interested in. Additionally, the service is both friendly and knowledgable, if a bit perfunctory.
That said, if you plan to partake, go easy on the edibles or you might end up making an absolute fool out of yourself via your Op-Ed column in the NY Times.**
You might even call for a ban on a natural plant with myriad benefits, a plant that is far less harmful than alcohol or tobacco. On the flip side, you might sensibly realize that your own personal (if accidental) overindulgence is no one's fault but your own, and that your situation is like a person who has never had a single beer downing an entire bottle of gin and calling for a return to Prohibition just because you got sick. It could go either way...so start slow.
Cash only. Bring your ID.
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*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DkrawHW2f4&feature=kp
**http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/opinion/dowd-dont-harsh-our-mellow-dude.html read more