OPEN SOONER! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??.. Because this is the best place I've ever experienced to get quick, delicious yet cheap food. The service is phenomenal and the delivery also being cheap is a cherry on top of a good day read more

Authentic OG poutine, with some added flair, just what we wanted! Got the Mozza Stick Poutine, size small. It was huge and I couldn't come close to finishing it. Incredible 10/10 read more

Great food! Great service! Recommend their loaded baked potato's everything is amazing though.. huge portions read more

I ordered their regular poutine and I found the chips weren't crispy and had gone soggy in seconds, the gravy was rather bland and the cheese curds were just cubed cheddar. You only have three parts to a poutine and they were all bad. The only thing they did pretty good was the dessert. read more

Wow. This is without a doubt the greatest thing Brantford has to offer. Open 24/7 in the downtown core, saying "Lonnies" immediately brings everyone together in salivating poutine lust, north end yuppies and crusty rodeo patrons alike. Their menu seems to change a lot, most of it being some kind of classic grub food, but they always have a few pretty bizarre things to try. Chocolate covered bacon (or peppers), deep-fried pickles (which are apparently not so new or strange, anywhere else in the province), brownies covered in whipped cream covered in gummy worms covered in.. etc. Really though the main thing to get here is the poutine; in addition to their regular variety (which comes in 3 sizes, all of which could feed your family for a month) they have about a dozen variants. Off the top of my head, there are.. meatlovers, vegetarian, mexican, taco, Canadian (maple syrup and bacon), breakfast, and probably many many more by now. Seating is pretty tightly packed, they work with what they've got. The staff are all fairly strange (in the best kind of way) and have a pretty well enforced "No Bullshit" policy which is truly awesome to see put in practice. Great people though. Brian (the owner / manager) drove me and my poutine home through a pretty heavy storm one night at his offer. A great place run by awesome people. Aside from the poutine, some other things I grew to love before moving out of the city: Veggie Burritos - Around $3, absolutely massive and stuffed however you want. Chili Cheese Dog - Massive. Greasy. Cheesy. Godly. Bacon Cheese Dog - Slightly less intimidating as the above, equally as godlike. Peanut-Butter Brownie - Giant slab of brownie covered in white fondant, chocolate sauce and peanut butter. So many memories.. read more

Lonnie's - (not taken by me, borrowed from the Lonnies facebook page) - Diners Near Me - Brantford, Ontario

Great, fast eats almost at any time of day or night. Open the latest around town. Vast menu, friendly staff. Phenomenal portions!

I am a part of a hockey league that travels every year to Brantford for the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament. Finding good and quick food in and around Brantford is key for our weekends going off without a hitch. Lonnie's hit the spot for most of us over this past weekend. A number of our league members had gone down and eaten at Lonnie's, while myself and others only ordered delivery, so my review is based on the delivery experience. We had a pretty big order, totaling out to about $85 Canadian. The lovely lady doing delivery showed up and we double checked the order. Somehow, both of our popcorn chicken meals didn't show up and one was misinterpreted to mean popcorn chicken poutine. We had used the menu on Lonnie's website to figure out our order and apparently, it's been quite a bit since the site was updated. Our order did have to go through several changes while being placed over the phone. An update to both the menu and the website, itself, could definitely fix this issue. Although, for a big order, you have to expect a mix up somewhere. The lady took it in stride. She called back the restaurant to have the meals ready for her upon her return and didn't even charge us for the mix up. Really awesome customer service here. Great thing about Lonnie's is the variety of food: sandwiches, a large selection of different poutines, desserts (including ice cream), and 24-hour breakfast; just to name a few. This quintessential greasy spoon delivers, is open 24/7, and serves awesomely sized portions at prices that are a steal. read more

Check out the buffalo chicken poutine...... Smoking "hot" is the best way to describe the dish! read more

Lonnie's - "Belly on Fire" - Diners Near Me - Brantford, Ontario

Amazing food!!! There isn't much more to say other then that !!!!! Loved it there staff are great too!!!! read more

I come here frequently, and I have to say it's one of the best poutine places around. Amazing variety of poutines, and is usually open 24/7. It's such a hidden gem to find. My personal favourite is the pulled pork poutine, definitely the best poutine on the list! read more

Lonnie's - My favourite is the Pulled Pork Poutine, if you haven't tried it then you're missing out! - Diners Near Me - Brantford, Ontario

While visiting Brantford, my friends and I had a craving for breakfast in the middle of the day. A quick Yelp search for "greasy spoon" led us to Lonnie's: a hole-in-the-wall, 24-hour diner. It delivered exactly as promised. Expecting a bigger restaurant, a dozen of us piled in filling up the entire seating area. There were only two staff present, both young girls who took orders and cooked. The food arrived surprisingly fast for all of us, and each was piping hot. On the wall, a old car hood lists many kinds of Lonnie's specialty poutines. I went for the Breakfast Poutine: eggs and bacon atop the standard fries, gravy, and cheese curds. They have three portion sizes: half, regular, and family. I ordered the half portion and a hot cake. A massive serving of poutine arrived, enough to fit inside a shoe box. I thought I mistakenly received a regular or family sized portion. Nope, this was the half. A regular portion easily contains six potatoes. I imagine the family size arrives in a three-gallon bucket. The hot cake, which was only $1.00, was about the length of a football. I repeat: it was only a dollar! I was expecting something small, the size of a beverage coaster. All of this food cost $12.00 with drink. Everyone in our group left stuffed and with take away boxes. Of course, poutines were the popular order, but the BLT and fried chicken sandwich looked incredible. Fresh, big, crisp: everything you want a sandwich to be. My only complaint is about the drinks. They're canned, and no one's soda was refrigerated. There was also no ice. C'mon, everything else is golden at this restaurant. Stepping up your drinks is an easy thing to do. Price per person: $12.00 read more

Crazy awesome menu, great food, huge portions, great prices. Is now a Brantford staple. read more

Lonnie's - a young boy eating a meal - Diners Near Me - Brantford, Ontario

Wish I knew the name of the server that took my order tonight! So nice on the phone and even wrote us an, Enjoy! :)" on the takeout box! Food is always top notch and the servings are massive, can't say enough about this restaurant! Thanks for all the wonderful meals and for going above and beyond, Lonnie's & staff! read more

My fiancé and I are always looking for new places to go and enjoy so when we got a review from a friend we just had to try them out, unfortunately we were disappointed. Our first time going we ordered a large breakfast poutine to share, and they must have forgot to thoroughly wash the potatoes because halfway through the meal we started crunching on sand eww. A while afterwards we decided before school we should get some breakfast, we headed to Lonnies and stayed clear from the breakfast poutine and got steak and eggs instead. We found that the steaks tasted funny, and even my fiancé felt a little queasy afterwards. We haven't been back for a meal since just the ice cream on hot days. read more

I'm not sure how this place has positive reviews, i know 3 people now that got food poisoning from this place because the taco meat gets reused and not properly cooked or stored. Dirty place right downtown in the dirty core of brantford. read more

Lonnie's is the best place to grab food when you're drunk at a brantford bar! The Doritos taco bag is both a blessing and a curse. The breakfast is pretty decent too but don't believe them when they say "fresh fruit" cause you're getting a fruit cup. read more

Staff was pretty funny and welcoming but on phone they are a bit moody, the foods good and the prices is well worth it!

Lonnie's is an institution in Brantford so it's hard to knock them, they have pretty good food for a downtown hole in the wall. Really good portions a bit pricier that some but AWEFUL SERVICE!!! If u have to call about any problems with ur order don't bother they will basically tell u to go yourself and call u a liar or refuse to let u speak to a manager. Crapy little downtown dive with all young staff with poor customer service skills. It is the best poutine in town though and I'm French Canadian read more

If you dont expect consistency, this is the place for you. Most of the food is sub par unless you're drunk and then it is glorious. Their taco salad comes with half a can of olives, 3 onions and only sometimes green peppers and salsa. You need to specify which ingredients you want depending on who is cooking. Their breakfasts are cheap and reasonably good. Again, lots of inconsistencies. One day the potatoes are good...another they taste like someone vomited on the fryer. Sometimes you 3 pieces of bacon, sometimes you get 2. Sometimes your eggs are cooked...sometimes theyre not. Delivery is dependent on delivery services and has taken up to 2 hours on a Thursday night. read more

As a student in town I enjoy getting a late night snack and nothing beats a good poutine. The service is good to poor depending on who is working. The food though is always delicious and very takes too long. The only major issue I have is the lack of Mozza sticks that come on the Mozza poutine. Other then that I would have to recommend Lonnie's read more

we used to live in Brantford.. we absolutely loved loonies...in town tonight figured why not order from loonies turns huge mistake.... food was cold didn't get everything we order didn't get our order delivered till a hour and a half after it was placed uncooked chicken in my chicken ceasar wrap my poutine was so so cold and gross. When I called to complain got a very very rude woman or teenager on the phone telling me she didn't care if I wanted to continue to complain there was nothing she would do to fix the situation... this is the first time we have ever had a negative review for loonies I give it one star because it wouldn't let me do none or a negative number just plain rude staff really bad customer service read more

food is garbage, you have to wait 25 mins for your order and it says "24 hours" but isnt open when students need it the most. screw you lonnie and fuck your restaurant read more

The food was NOT tasty at all. Although I'm sure the beef was of fine quality, the corn chips were stale. Service was mediocre. It definitely is a hole in the wall. It definitely is bar food and greasy. The portions are definitely huge. read more

We ordered Lonnie's for delivery on a Sunday afternoon a few months back. We don't live too far so we thought it would be ok to get it delivered. It was not ok. We ordered a variety of hamburgers, hotdogs and a couple of poutines, the mexican one and the bacon one. I think the hamburgers were okay, average hamburgers, nothing special. The hotdogs were supposed to have tomato, onion, mustard and cheese on them but for some reason only came with cheese. The poutines were cold. We only live 5 minutes away. Needless to say we aren't going to try Lonnie's again. read more