Hmmm... I'm gonna be upfront: I usually roll with good ole Pizza Works. The lady who runs it is rough as hell, like that guy on Seinfeld who didn't like serving customers their soup, which is why we don't like ordering from her crazy ass. BUT her pizza is pretty damn tasty. You feel like you'll die from heart failure the next day, but damn if it isn't good! Like I said, though... Crazy. So I decided to go on Yelp and see who actually has the BEST delivery pizza around here, and wouldn't you know it? Liberty Pizza! Always ignored this one and Empire as substandard, but since it was #1 all of a sudden, I was like "Screw Masshole Mary; let's get Liberty!" We call her that because she reminds us of my mean-ass aunt from NJ, but that's not important right now. Listen: another reviewer had said "Liberty is NY style", and that sold me, right there. I got a medium BBQ chicken Hawaiian pizza whatever thing, a Fettuccine Alfredo or whatever noodle thing, a Gyro, and fried mushrooms... No, I did NOT eat all of this by myself, I mean give me a little credit. Now, it came FAST. Faster than Masshole Mary's, and we didn't get yelled at, so that's good. Service is okay by me. The FOOD, though... Sigh... The pizza is good... Not GREAT. The pizza is not NY style. It is not thin, it does not fold, so no. JUST. Stop. Shhhhh... There, there now. Good kitty. Chicken on it was nice, crust had a good flavor, but wasn't the best... Cheese was good. Is it better than Pizza Works, though? Crust, sure! Everything else, not so, sorry matey. A little watery because of the white onions on a HAWAIIAN pizza, and BBQ sauce that you CANNOT taste on a BBQ Pizza. Not bad, not great. Gyro had nice long strips of meat, whereas Pizza Works has little ones. The pita is the same. Masshole Mary gives more lettuce, though. And more sauce. Hell, she gives thin red onions instead of Liberty's liberal use of massive white throat-killing onions, their mealy tomatoes, and their NO feta... Actually wanted to shoot myself by the end of eating it. Mary wins the 2nd round as well. Okay, the Alfredo... My mom had to "doctor it up". She put store-bought pancetta in it, salt, pepper, flavor, her SALAD in it... HER GOSHDARN SALAD! Yeesh... Even her garlic bread was burnt. Pizza Works doesn't have the best pasta EVER, but at least nobody had to ADD to it. Pizza Works wins again! Then there comes the mushrooms, my favorite appetizer of all time... Terrible. Horrible! Heck, HERRIBLE, even! I was expecting crispy light coating with a mushroom that was juicy on the inside, not the freakin' OUTSIDE. Watery mushrooms that tasted the way dishwater smells, with all the leaky badness covered in bready cornmeal batter. NOPE! The rest of the food was okay, but NEVER SHALT THINE SINISTER SHROOMS PROFAIN MINE SACRED PALETTE EVER AGAIN! BEGONE, fungal minion of DARKNESS, and have mercy on my weary soul... Not even sure if the BIRDS want it. At least Pizza Works fries are good and crispy. So yeah... Not great. Gonna give it a 3/5, and then resign myself to continuing getting yelled at while ordering from good ole Pizza Works... I hope she doesn't find out that I wrote this. *shivers read more