I am not sure what a "Fully-Stocked Bar" means at the Paris Orly Airport, the second largest…read moreairport in this great city of lights. But according to my well informed bottle count, it means 14 bottles of hard liquors and aperitifs, 2 bottles of dry white wine, 2 bottles of dry red wine, 1 bottle of Champagne on ice, a double refrigerator shelf's worth of beers, lagers, and IPAs, 2 more shelves of soft drinks, juices and a few mixers, some glasses, and a bin full of ice cubes. That's not bad, if I were home with my thoughts and the television on. But in an airport lounges private club-room that costs money to join, I'm not so sure that the term "Fully-Stocked Bar" could even apply. Luckily Air Frances noble Tushy is not completely hanging out to dry, because there's actually "Food" here - or at least things that you can put in your mouth: like Pretzels, Sweet-Rolls, Croissants, Cookie-like things, and Instant Cup-O-Noodles. The saving grace (other than the bottles of mid-quality booze) is the "Hot-Stations:" Hot Tea, Hot Water, and a very nice Espresso Machine.
And if you are an amateur Bartender, which am not, you could probably whip up some Martinis, a Whisky Sour, or a Nigrone. But that's about as good as it's going to get in this place, unless you're prepared to put together a tray of Mojitos, accompanied by a piping hot bowl of instant Oatmeal and a piece of Bread with Butter & Jam. And the only thing worse than this Private Membership Airline Lounge's food & drink selection is the stark sparseness of it nearly all-white plastic 1970s & 80s style décor. I can't complain though.
I love Cup-O-Noodles with my morning Jigger of Calvados & Beer.