If you happen to be in Lancaster on vacation, don't be surprised if, as they say, you leave on probation. This place loves visitors, by your own miscalculations, or involuntary invite by law enforcement. The meals are, albeit served on a very reliable schedule, 6am, 11am and 5pm, slightly underwhelming. If you plan on staying (or hadn't, depending on your circumstance) and weight loss is a goal, you will have no problem here. The chicken based meat wads included with every meal come from a large roll that costs the facility $11.42. Each roll feeds half the accommodated "huts", essentially feeding the guests, all 1200 of them, for less than 70 dollars a day, an absolute bargain for this all inclusive getaway. The castle like facade of this exclusive overnighter, monther, or day-less-a-yearer, will make you feel like a king, especially when you are gifted an extra blanket from a neighbor that is leaving. Single nozzle spraying shower stalls set on a timer add to the fun. Either being pissed on by Frosty the Snowman or the Devil himself, water temperature extremes from a shower-head with less pressure than your urethra are a sure conversation starter. Speaking of which, you will have plenty of time to chat with the incredible "block out" schedule, which will keep you in your accommodations for up to 28 hours every other day. Which isn't that bad. As well as sharing your 5x12 area with another guest, most likely missing most of his or her front teeth and speaking in such jail colloquialisms as "send it!", "ya heard?" and "I got soups 2 for 3s!" or just yelling through the door to their colleagues all night, you get your own restroom. This fantastic chromed out and stylish piece of decor serves as your kitchen, dining room seating and waste management facility. Essential for your stay. The friendly staff checks on you every 30 minutes to make sure your stay is as expected and that you haven't hung yourself, as well as taking tv channel requests ranging from BET to, well, yeah BET. Pro tip*** if you are able to secure a corner "suite", where you can room with 2 other guests, a scrabble board can be used to unlock your door allowing you to enjoy "block out" when it's not your allotted time.*** I'm sure there are many amenities that I have left out, such as medication, the extremely timely "request system" for information, work release and so on, but overall, they will definitely be able to have a steel plate with a piece of foam on it open at a moment's notice for you. read more