True, your prayers have come true -- therefore there's a new True Religion store next door for you,…read moreyour boo and Scooby Doo, too -- but who would go there when you can get the same ridiculously trendy (some might say played out) jeans on sale at 818 Freight next door -- a one-off store that's been at Sherman Oaks Fashion Square for years?
Not you, sexy, that's for sure!
Glide right past the entrance and the regularly priced merch, and home right in on the SALE shelf and racks.
Honestly, at least a third of the store is on blowout sale at any given time, and if you're talented at wheedling, even regularly priced items will have a healthy percentage shaved off if your pleas come forth in the right key.
Those $260 jeans suddenly only cost you $110, so now you can afford to invest in that high-yield stock portfolio you've always told yourself you'd add to your curriculum vitae.
Or just buy some shoes, whatever. Right?
The owner/manager is a sweet Asian woman who kind of looks mean but reveals her kindness whenever she asks you if you need help, and whenever she thoughtfully looks the other way when you realize girls' pants will fit you better than men's, if you're male but can talk with your hips and make the world come hither with your lips.
The store's collection leans heavily toward young women but sways every now and then back to guys, so that there's something for everyone to add to their wardrobe.
Button-up shirts with sequins and applique are available in case you're tired of being the only one of your friends who isn't living out his Entourage fantasy (btw - please say your fantasies aren't as douchey). T-shirts, too, of course, though honestly, the jeans are the only worthwhile men's item unless you want to dress like one of those people who drives a leased Audi and tells everyone that they're a music producer when they really pump yogurt for their rent money.
For ladies, there's lots of dresses that will fit me. Er, you.
You.
So cute, and so stylish! There are hair accessories, too, but forget about buying your extensions here, because there are none.
Grow it out, honey -- or buy them from a kiosk near Bloomingdale's on the other side of the mall.
Oh, my good[bad]ness... These Miss Sixty's would SO fit, too.
Is there any way I can cover up the "Miss" part?
No?
Okay, then.
Get ready, world.
