More like Kung Flow Tea...
Uh, uh, uh...
It's been 10 minutes, and I'm DUE
For another drink from Kung FU
So now I'm going to rap for YOU
And if it really sucks, just BOO
So if you and your bf are THROUGH
And you need something (someone) to DO
Let me show you how my legend "GREW"
And all my urban myths are TRUE
Be glad your sister never KNEW
What we did, or she'd want me TOO
So do me like they do the DEW
And I'll stick atop you like GLUE
There is no taming of this SHREW
I'll be the driver, you the SCREW
You the river, me CANOE
Me the foot and you my SHOE
Me Roger Daltrey, you the WHO
You Chinatown Houston, me LOU
Me dictator, you my COUP
You Nepal, me KATHMANDU
You 80s radio, me CUTTING CREW
You a doctor's office, me the FLU
You the Synagogue, me the JEW
You the toilet, me the POO
Wait, what
Anyway
Those boys will have to join the QUEUE
And wait until I'm done with YOU
You'll bounce like a KANGAROO
Cause we're lovers, not fighters like FOO
And when we're done (in a day or TWO)
After I've made your kitty MEW
And after I've finally WITHDREW
Then it's time to go to Kung FU!
WHAT
What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!
Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!
Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond!
The Kung Fu Fighters are one of my favourite bands. Their biggest hit was "Learn To Fu" but I also really love "Ever-oolong."
I really like the Evanston location of KFT, and even though (gasp! shock!) there are only three Kung Fu Tea locations in the greater Chicago area (I mean San Antonio has four, so what's up CHI?), there is a very clear winner out of those three and it is right here.
This is actually the only one that made me a good lemon black tea out of the three of them. In fact it was really good here, really mediocre in Chinatown, and really horrendous in Uptown.
It's the only one which is a really great place to hang out as well. It's a lot more Suburban than the other two I guess.
They have friendly service and it's comfortable, although (like both of the others, but maybe less so) parking can be a little tricky because it's right in the middle of Evanston, so you might have to use meters but it's not bad. If you do have to use meters and aren't sure how, let me know, I'll convert for you from feet and inches. Ohhhh.
So definitely a good location of KFT and the best one in the Chicagoland area. Try the Lemon Black Tea with Tapioca as I said. And while it's somewhere between 4 and 5, it's closer to 5, and by the very low, disappointing Boba standards across Chicagoland, there's no doubt this is getting 5 stars.
Also don't miss the nearby DB3 Donuts, some of the best Donuts in the entire country (check my review of that place), as well as the lovely views of the lake at the very-close-by Northwestern University campus.
Now let's finish that Kung Fu rap, shall we:
So like Britney and Tinache, I made you OOH
And now I'll introduce you to something NEW
I'll give you yummy Boba to CHEW
That defines a five-star REVIEW
Lemon Black Tea's what I'll give to YOU
It has a lot to LIVE UP TO
But I know you'll share my POINT OF VIEW
Like the 90's web you'll scream YAHOO
Palestine will hear you louder then NETENYAHU
Who's big on Google but not on YAHOO
Crap I just double-used YAHOO
Oh well, Altavista's dead, Excite TOO
And no, my income tax returns aren't TRUE
But like Joey said, that point is MOO
So before we get audited by internal REVENUE
Let's go and get Boba from KUNG FU!
(And let me know please when you're period's DUE)
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