Now, I have been to many retail stores in my travels. And I must say, I have never experienced any store as magnificent as Kohl's. When I walked in, I was treated like a member of the family. All the staff inside somehow knew my first name and I had never even met any of them!! This one man (he was very tall) even offered me a whole STACK of coupons to use as I wished. It was amazing. But then, the journey truly began. Now, I learned a lot about myself on my trip to Kohl's, as you will soon learn. Armed with my stack of coupons, I entered the men's clothing section, where I found acres upon ACRES of clothes. All sizes and all colors. Truly attire for men of all seasons, like myself. The selection was mind-bending! So I began to browse through the multitude of pants, when out of a pantsleg popped out an elf with red hair and buckteeth. He said to me, with a wide grin on his face, "Hello, my name is Skips the Kohl's Elf."
I fell down immediately upon sight of the creature.
"Are there really elves in this magical place?" I asked.
"Why yes," Skips the Kohl's elf said. "There are many of us here. Actually there are millions of us!"
Bah god! I could not believe it! I knew that Kohl's was a magical place full of helpful people and beautiful clothes fit for royalty, but I never expected there to be elves running around! I was amazed (and you will be too)!
I chatted with Skips for a while and then l decided it was time to move on. So I bid Skips farewell and moved along through the rest of this heavenly place.
I do not have the time to tell you the rest of my experiences. I COULD tell you about how I met a beautiful maiden and her puppy made out of gingerbread, who taught me the value of friendship, but I don't have that kind of time. I could also talk about the numerous times the elves and I broke out into song together, and how many of the Kohl's staff helped us along.
Yes it was truly a magical time in a magical place! And when I finally left after finishing my shopping, my heart was filled with great joy and happiness. I know that many other people would be able to experience the same thing I just did.
10/10 Definitely in my top 1000 shopping experiences.
Everyone should shop at Kohl's all the time. ALL THE TIME.
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