Kale me *delighted... to discover this fresh and healthy breakfast, lunch and smoothie shop, right there in the heart of things at Midtown. I can't go to or from work without passing right by it. They have açaí bowls, poke bowls, wraps, toasts (love the hummus with cucumber and feta!), smoothies, hot healthy drinks and so much more. I've been three times and have just scratched the surface on the menu. I feel like I'm taking good care of myself, every time I come in-and they take good care of us. The staff is so polite and efficient. They seem to like what they do-and the quality of the food has been excellent so far. Adding to the overall feeling of zen: the clean decor and that amazing morning light, from the east-facing windows. What a spot to start the day! You can eat inside at the tables, with bench seating on one side, chairs on the other-or outside at tables. Either way, you can soak up the early sun. It feels like you're basking in the new possibilities ahead. Parking is easy and free in the adjacent garage and it's a quick walk from there. Midtown in the morning is gorgeous and peaceful-it sort of smiles at you. Can't wait to return-and smile back! read more

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Great service and great food! The kids had smoothies, while I tried their rose matcha and avocado toast. Everything was fresh and flavorful. I especially love the light mustard flavor with the avocado toast (SO GOOD)! The customer service was great! Super friendly! They were also quite cleanly and in an adorable area surrounded by other cute shops! Love this area! read more

Kale Me Crazy - Single Avocado Toast - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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This was a cute fast casual restaurant in Midtown. I went with my team for a quick lunch. The watermelon juice was fantastic. Super refreshing and taste like I was eating a juicy fresh slice of watermelon. I had a poke bowl to eat. It was just ok. Very fresh ingredients but lacked flavor. The prices were a little high for the type of food and being a fast casual but the portions were good. I'll be back to try something different or at minimum, get some fresh juice. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Poke Bowl - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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Greeted immediately, super nice! Came for a smoothie with a specific flavor in mind, went with the Recovery and added spinach and almond butter. It was absolutely perfect, so good! Nice decor and ambiance, adding this to my favorites when visiting Tampa read more

Kale Me Crazy - The Recovery with spinach and almond butter - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

This place is in the heart of midtown and has indoor and outdoor seating. The deluxe açaí bowl was absolutely delicious and was made quickly. I think it would be nice to have the option to create your own bowl. It seems like they have a lot of great options on the menu as well. read more

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Great place for a smoothie, açaí bowl or a light meal. We had smoothies here and they were absolutely amazing! Super tasty, super refreshing. Service was attentive and nice, and surprisingly very quick. Ambience is very modern, pleasant and comfortable with a few tables. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Went to grab a quick lunch with my manager and wanted to try somewhere new! This spot is located in the lovely Midtown Tampa shopping center! I ordered the chicken pesto wrap with a beet juice! The wrap was something quick and easy for a lunch, but you can tell that it isn't cooked fresh. I really enjoyed the juice but thought it was a little pricey for $10. I would love to come back and try other options on the menu! read more

Kale Me Crazy - Chicken Pesto Wrap - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Kale me Crazy is a great spot for a quick nutritious bite to eat. They have a small seating area inside and few tables outside. I love the avocado toast and the egg sandwich. The açaí bowls are a large size and very good too. They have several smoothie options and vegan protein available. read more

Stopped in for lunch & got a tuna wrap to go. Fresh ingredients and it was made very quickly. Prices were a bit high for a sandwich with no side, but looking forward to trying a smoothie or flatbread next time. Good option for a quick, healthy lunch. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Tuna Wrap - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

LOVE IT SO MUCH!! everything here is delicious. i absolutely love their food, it's healthy and delicious . ranking my favorites below 1. chicken pesto wrap !! 2. acai bowl !! 3. salmon toast !! 4. quinoa bowl 5. egg sandwich if you get their app you can also order pickup super easily with no extra charges. there are always spots inside to sit so i like to do work here also. the owner is so sweet!!! such a nice energy here, i cannot recommend enough! bathroom and self serve water station. lots of parking and walkable area read more

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This is my go-to order at Kale Me Crazy, and every time I consider ordering something else, my heart draws me back to this. The Egg Sandwich has an organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel, and it is a delicious combination that will leave you happily satisfied. I always eat it out on their patio and enjoy the people watching in Midtown Tampa. Their team is always friendly and helpful, and it's always a lovely experience. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Egg Sandwich - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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This place is delicious! Although it is a little pricey it's definitely worth the fresh and filling food and delicious drinks. I got a pesto chicken wrap and it was so good i've been craving it since. They also have interesting drinks, like a beat root latte and a rose matcha (what i got). The service was amazing and helped us figure our order out and the vibe was perfect for catch up chats and studying. Definitely will visit again soon! read more

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Cute little place to get some healthy grub fast. I really loved the avocado toast. I liked it so much, I can't wait to try the salmon toast...wouldn't mind the Almond butter toast either (: That Well esa shot was spicy AF. Just sayin- Haha. read more

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Meh! Been wanting to try this place. Stopped in for a Greek salad to go. They have dine in as an option also with limited seating inside and outside. The place only had 1 customer dining in when we came in. Greeted and ordered taken promptly and order out in about 10 minutes. The Greek salad in my opinion was so basic for the price point! I feel like I paid $13 for a bowl of lettuce. I literally only found 1 garbanzo bean in my salad lol. It was good with the Italian dressing but wish it it more ingredients other than the bulk of lettuce. My friend got a wrap which lacked any sauce. Be sure to ask for a side of sauce. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Greek Salad - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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I was looking to get a smoothie after going to a plant show and saw this place listed. I went because it was close and I wanted to also browse at the REI store. The restaurant is clean and nice and there are outside tables. The 3 is for the smoothie. It was ok. I get smoothies frequently from smoothie focused places and this one was not as good and also smaller but more expensive. It did the trick but if I came back I would try one of their food items. The menu looks good. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Power house smoothie - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

I popped in to give this place a try, and I was not disappointed! I ordered the Quinoa Bowl (GF) - Quinoa, kale, carrots, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo beans, and lemon vinaigrette. Yum!! It normally comes with cucumber also, but I ordered it without them (allergy). The girl that took my order was super friendly and the whole place just had a nice relaxed vibe. They also have cold pressed juices, smoothies, wellness shots, açaí and oats, salads, sandwiches and wraps, poke bowls, and toasts. I will definitely be back to try more!! read more

Kale Me Crazy - Quinoa Bowl - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

The was my first time going. I was song a yelp event near by that involved soap. I need to eat first. There was so many choices to choice from. I had a chicken pesto wrap and peanut butter smoothie. The sun dried tomato in the wrap was a nice touch. There so many variety of wrap and smoothies to choice from.staff were so nice. I am allergic to almond milk so they were able to substitute it for oat milk. They even asked if I was ok with peanut butter due to my almonds issue I am good with peanut. read more

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Horrible horrible horrible food!! Felt rushed out as soon as our food came out. Don't mind paying the price if it's worth it. The chicken was ice cold and has a weird after taste. Just wasted $60 on a kale bowl from here. Definitely not coming back! We are still hungry with bad appetite now. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Chicken Kale Salad - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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Really delicious food. I couldn't recreate this smoothie to be as good as they made, and I bought the veggie quesadilla and added pesto in place of asparagus - amazing!! I'll be back here soon!! read more

Kale Me Crazy - Veggie quesadilla with pesto and the Go Getter peanut butter smoothie!! So good!!! - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Acai bowl is amazing. I subbed cashews for walnuts and it was heavenly. Friendly staff. Clean dining area. Highly recommended for vegans and health conscious community. read more

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I got the recovery smoothie with whey protein and I drank it so quickly because it was so good!! The workers were nice and the store itself is nice and clean and in a great location read more

This place is wonderful! The smoothies are delicious and packed with veggies and nutrients. You can also add vegan protein to them (which is what I did). The staff is also SO lovely and friendly! Was only in Tampa for the week and came here twice I loved it so much. read more

Kale Me Crazy - The warrior (with protein added) - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

We went here and bought two acai bowls it too so long to get them was the first thing . My son just wanted strawberries and granola on top . The lady working there did not speak English so it was soo hard communicating something simple . The acai bowl has the fruit mixed in the base only and not on top like regular bowls the only topping on top is bananas . I could barely understand her and she asked if I wanted coconut water in the base only I had no idea what to answer because I couldn't understand her it was way too hard to communicate any changes to the bowl . My kids bowl tasted like water it was so bad ! I'm not sure how she could make it taste that bad , it was also $13 each so $27 for 2 bowls , I communicated that this tastes like water and she tried to communicate that I asked for it that way. All I said is my kid doesn't like other fruit but strawberries , we were so frustrated with how long it took and shocked they would bring us something that tasted like water I just asked for a refund of the one bowl only . She argued with us called her manager then hands me the phone to talk to her manager who tells me no refunds that they can only remake food . My husband says fine just remake his bowl and then the lady starts asking him all these questions about the bowl but she can't speak English so it's just so frustrating. We were so done in there after being there for an hour . If a restaurant hires workers who can't speak English but also don't have common sense of how to make a basic acai bowl taste good then won't even refund me for something really bad that we didn't eat after waiting so long it's just not good business . So bad -I haven't encountered service or food this bad I ever , and it looked so promising from the outside . I would not recommend this place at all . read more

I was really impressed with the green juice at Kale ME Crazy. The container is about 10 ounces and lasted a few days once I opened it and kept it refrigeratorated. It has a great flavor, and it isn't too thick or too thin. It was just right. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Green juice: Apple, cucumber, spinach, kale and lemon. - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Quick service and the salmon salad was delicious and filling, but not heavy. Love this place for a quick healthy bite.

Delicious food, clean restaurant. I thought the hummus toast was a bit pricey at close to $7. My daughter loved it, but whoa, that was a lot. Parking was easy, love the location in midtown Tampa! Very friendly staff! I'll visit again. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Kale salad - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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Went here on a Friday for a nice healthy lunch and ordered the Chicken Pesto Wrap (4/5). The wrap itself is very tasty and healthy but it's not as filling as I would have liked. The lettuce adds a nice crunch but takes up about 50-60% of the volume of the wrap; there's too much for me to really enjoy the flavors of the rest of the wrap when it gets watered down that much. All in all, I would absolutely recommend this place for a quick healthy eat just not for a filling meal. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Chicken Pesto Wrap (4/5) - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Kale Me Crazy is brand new to Midtown Tampa. For the grand opening, the restaurant is giving free smoothies. I ordered the 'Green Dream' smoothie which has kale, coconut water, mint leaves and other ingredients. Very refreshing. Also, I ordered the Mediterranean Hummus. It's good but just a tad bit salty. It comes with green pita chips. The owner is very sweet and kind. I will go back and check out food items. Good hang place. read more

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Super cute and really clean in a trendy area of Tampa! 1) Excellent food selections 2) Perfect for any occasion 3) Best Avocado Toast I have ever had in my life and excited to try the almond butter toast next time (possibly tomorrow as I am craving this place) 4) The Smoked Salmon was good, but not exciting how I envisioned in my mind - anxious to try the Quinoa Bowl next 5) Tuna wrap was super filling and a great meal to share due to the size 6) Only a few tables inside and outside, along with 4-5 bar stools YET a great courtyard to take your food to go and enjoy the sun 7) Also ordered a beet cold press juice and was able to share amongst the 3 of us. Very tasty and flavorful 8) Super friendly staff --Free parking in the garage, but not overnight --Great shopping options well within walking distance (Sephora and Casper, just a few....) --Located next to the Aloft and Westin, so if you are staying there - perfect to try --Good Photo ops all around I enjoyed my meal and will definitely put this on my list of weekly or bi-weekly places to come! read more

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Located in Midtown, Kale Me Crazy is delicious and fantastic for quick or leisurely meal!! Newly opened, there is seating inside, outside and on the lawn, if you get to go. The menu has something for everyone! Smoothie or coffee, freshly squeezed juices. I recommend, beet juice. Yummy and super healthy. You can order a wrap, bowl, toast, or poke bowl! Everything can be customized or added on and then is freshly made for you. The menu clearly shows GlutenFree and Vegan. The customer service is fantastic and super nice. Everything is clean and kept clean. This is perfect for a quick grab-and-go lunch or lovely, leisurely dinner. read more

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My review is based solely on the drinks here. I tried the Protein Latte and it was absolutely delicious. Perfect drink if you're craving coffee after your workout! The food looked pretty good but nothing on the menu seemed out of the ordinary so I wasn't in any rush to try it. (I Don't mean that in a bad way :)) Definitely will be back for a latte though! read more

Kale Me Crazy - Inside menu - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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Yummy! Quick! Clean and bright! Had a delicious lunch. Would definitely go again and recommend to others. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

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This restaurant offers healthy food items that are delicious and filling. I had the poke bowl without cucumbers and I savored every bite. The only downside of this experience was that the time from ordering to receiving my food was lengthy due to staff making items look like their photographs around the restaurant and on the menu (this is the explanation ai received from the staff member). Will definitely go back but order ahead or allot time to wait read more

Kale Me Crazy - Poke bowl without cucumbers - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

Have walked passed this place quite often in Midtown Plaza and I finally decided to check it out. The person serving me was very kind and attentive, the decor inside was really cute, and I had a perfectly balanced Smoked Salmon salad with mustard dill dressing. I think this place is honestly great for doing work as the sofa inside is comfy and has plenty of outlets. Additionally, I like the variety on their menu with different types of toasts, lattes, sandwiches, and salads. Would come here again. read more

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Stopped in for an afternoon snack & overall was pleased! Bottled juices were needing to go, so they were 50% off today! Still delicious! Tried both the Kale Yeah & Glow and loved both! A friend got the Turkey Wrap and said it was good, just had a bit too much lettuce!! Thought the avocado toast was just okay, as it was a very very thin layer of avocado & could have had a bit more seasoning!! Overall enjoyed and so nice to have a healthy option available with fresh food! read more

Super cute & trendy spot in midtown for smoothies, juice, and quick healthy light meals. Also surprisingly good coffee and matcha. The rose matcha is one of the best matchas of my life. Not usually too busy, but it is quite small so if you're going on weekends plan on taking it to go or grabbing a seat on their adorable outside seating area. read more

The food is sooooo good. It melts in your mouth. The service is perfect. They're quick to have your food come out. It looks cozy and comfortable. read more

Love this place. We've tried the salads (all so so good and flavorful), the açaí bowls are perfection, mushroom latte and golden coffee are both fantastic. The service is what so many small businesses are missing. I actually feel welcome! I feel full after eating and know I just ate clean food that I didn't have to make at home. I recommend coming here to anyone and everyone who cares about the food they are putting in their body. So many places in Tampa try to do what Kale me Crazy has brilliantly done, but do not come close. 10 out of 10! read more

Love, love, love this place. I've worked my way through the menu (quickly I might add) and there is honestly not one item which I didn't savor every bite or sip. My most recent purchase was the beetroot latte. Wow! If you're looking for a healthy meal or shake, filled with flavor, this is the place to visit in Midtown. Ditha and the entire staff are so nice. read more

Kale Me Crazy - Beetroot Latte - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Tampa, Florida

I really enjoyed Kale me Crazy. The pesto chicken wrap is the bomb!! Nice outdoor seating and lots of great healthy options. Also love the quinoa salad. Will definitely return read more