While listening to some Dead (01/02/1978, Uptown Theatre to be specific) Sugaree started filling the airwaves. A couple minutes into song, my alarm began to go off. My alarm is set accordingly, as a small reminder that roughly four hours and twenty minutes past noon my favorite time of the day would arrive and a celebration would be in order.
I found myself having a hankering for some food, so I reached into my back pocket and pulled out my phone. Swiping right to left, I would eventually locate my Uber eats app. I opened the application and began searching through an endless variety of ethnic cuisines. Ten minutes later, after being sucked into the app veiwing menus. Jake's Diggity Dogs caught my eye. I thought man a hot dog sounds lit right now.
Slowly sliding my finger up the face of the phone, searching for that perfect Hotdog, that one dog that fits where my vibe was at. Drool began to puddle around my tongue and fill my mouth to the point where I had to swallow as I imagined the wonderful flavors of Jake's scrumptious masterpiece of links, swimming in sauces topped with delicious condiments.
While all this excitement was wonderful and everything, a little angel popped out on my shoulder (No I wasn't trippin') it's a metaphor. I remembered I can't eat bread as part of a certain diet I'm on. Now, I know what you're thinking. This guy must be crazy, he's on a diet and he's eating hot dogs what kind of diet that? Well, yes I do eat hotdogs and yes it is quite possible I may be a little crazy as well.
Sorry, I got sidetracked there. you are looking for a review of Jake's Diggity Dogs.
Finally, I would decided on their VOLCANO DOG. It sounded absolutely tantalizing. Two Georgia hot links topped with Philly cheese steak!! Man! that is right up my alley. I Clicked that sh*t in my cart real quick like, then proceeded to order food for the rest of the fam.
While ordering, it asked if I had any comments. What the heck, I began to type a little memo sayin', "Hey if you could do them without buns that would be great, if not no worries." Thirty seconds later, around "It Must Have Been The Roses" my phone began to vibrate in my back pocket, a NewHaven number. Nervousness began to enter my mind as perhaps my card was just declined or something.
Nope, it was some gentleman at Jake's calling because he wanted to find out which dogs I wanted with buns and he would put the others in a bowl and wrap them. BONUS!!
My Uber app then notified me that the order was being made. Food would arrive soon. Joy filling me as I danced to "Estimated Prophet" knowing that my VOLCANO DOG was going to hit the spot. Minutes Later, I received another notification on my Uber Eats. I believe this one was around "He's Gone". The notification read that the food was on its way and presented a map of my driver heading towards my home.
This was a time for another celebration in the garage, carrying my Bose speaker out with me right around when "Drums" was playing and I stayed out there staring at my phone watching the driver get closer right through "Jam" and into the beginning "Wharf Rat" (I live a little distance from the restaurant). The driver pulled up and we chatted for a second or two, he handed me the bag and I thanked him. Starting to walk towards the house from the driveway. The driver yelled out his window and said hang on a second and proceeded to hand me another bag and then slowly navigated his way back out the driveway. Surely, off to his next delivery.
I walked inside quickly Grabbing the Bose and making my way to the kitchen. Approaching the table I pulled out a styrofome box and opened it. I don't know if you have ever seen Raiders of The Lost Ark when the bad guys pull off the top of the ark and the glow is shining on their face or similarly in Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson shows Tim Roth Marsellus's soul in the diner (conspiracy theories be damned!). that's what it felt like as I opened the styrofoam lid. it was beautiful!
Links cut up and topped with thin layers of Philly steak and cheese. this thing wasn't going to stay around for long and it didn't.
Great job! You didn't disappoint. This deadhead will be ordering from you real soon.
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