We walked in on a Sunday I believe. It was empty!!! Score! So as we our comfort level grew with each of the artist on staff that day (BabyKat?) I hope I didn't butcher it. We had the absolute pleasure to have @TATTOOSBYKATT lay down a Ganesha (pictured) on my front bicep (running out room) my partner got a mushroom patch or bouquet. Freaking FANTASTIC job nice tight lines little no blow out and Exactly what I had hope for. The cost was way less than expected. 5 out of 5 would recommend. read more

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My daughter had her ears pierced here and it was such an exceptional experience. The lady went above and beyond to make sure her piercings were balanced, but beyond that she made sure to make sure the child themselves consented to the procedure and understood what would happen and how to care for it afterwards. Highly respect anyone that treats a child like a person. read more

Pokes was awesome! Seriously the best piercer in town. He took his time, explained each step and made sure I was comfortable before he started. Even after he explained all the after care and let us know if we had any questions not to hesitate and contact him. Overall an amazing experience and I'll definitely be going back! read more

In the past 3 weeks, I have had my first and second tattoos done by Drew. He is a skilled professional artist with an amazing level of focus. I cannot communicate how much I appreciate his work. Thank you Drew. You made this experience great. Please keep in mind, this tattoo is not complete read more

Illuminati Tattoo Parlour - Tattoo Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

I DO NOT RECOMMEND! A day before my appointment, I emailed the "artist" asking for a double bracelet tattoo. I sent photos of my inspiration tattoo along with my drawing of the changes I wanted. I should have walked out when he first asked where on my FOOT I wanted my tattoo?!? After I explained it was still a bracelet I wanted and I wanted it on my wrist, he kept asking me how to fix his design. In hindsight, I should have said nothing and just kept pointing to my inspiration tattoo. However, I do admit that after 2 hours, it looked better than I expected given his challenges. Lastly, he did not even bother to cover my tattoo to protect my skin, just took my money and called it good. I reached out to the owner hoping to work together on a fix and she said, "I am not a good fit". Customer service at its finest! read more

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Alanna is the best! I've gotten three tattoos from her now and every time I'm in it's a treat. Let her doodle on you, you won't regret it. read more

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Got My 1st Tattoo! Love it So many Compliments on it! Thank You Zach! Best place to go& Great Prices

Yes, this review is long, but for good reason. The point is: Drew is an artist, a true professional. I would recommend his work to anyone who wants a real tattoo experience that will also result in a memorable piece of personal body artwork. Read on... Drew created a phenomenal cover-up tattoo for me - in addition to a whole new piece of fantastic body art. I visited with three other tattoo artists before choosing to put a deposit down with Drew. About 5 years ago I got a tattoo of 5 small (3/4 inch) ladybugs on my shoulder - and I loved them for a while, until they started becoming little blobs! (Ahmm - poor artist / recipient communication - just sayin'!) At any event, I chose Drew because he really took into consideration what I was looking for, and actually took out a pencil and some paper to create a drawing. I did bring some source-material pics, but what I was really looking for was an original creation. I want art on my body, not flash, and not computer-generated nonsensical renditions of what true art is. Drew absolutely delivered. I asked for a realistic ladybug with open wings to cover up the five little blobs that remained of my previous tattoo. I was pleased with his initial conception, and placed a deposit. Because I was only able to sit for a Saturday appointment, and the project was guesstimated to take three hours, we set an appointment for four weeks out. About a week later, I decided I would like to add a bit of steampunk style to the ladybug. I emailed Drew, and he quickly replied that he would be happy to comply with my request. I didn't ask for him to show me his new conceptualization because I like a surprise, and I believe that an artist should be given the freedom to create the artwork based on the criteria that I discuss with them. I was not disappointed. I arrived on time the day of my appointment, and Drew was all set up and ready to start working. He showed me the design, asked if I was happy with it (I was), made sure that it fit the "canvas", and began his work. The studio was friendly, clean, and easy-going, but obviously serious and committed to the work that they do. (Of course, I noticed all this at my consultation appointment, and that was another reason I chose to have the work I wanted done at Illuminati Tattoo Parlor in Vancouver, WA). The tattoo - even with the additions that I requested - took right at three hours, just as Drew estimated. It was easy for me to express myself when I needed a few minutes to stretch, or to just take a quick break from the needle. I'm not very conversational when I'm getting inked, and this worked out great as well. Drew was just communicative enough - informed me when things might get a bit more intense, and let me work through the rest of it just as I felt comfortable. However, I imagine that Drew would be just as comfortable / relatable with a more outspoken client as well. Towards the end (when my skin and nerves were definitely feeling the intensity of tattoo fun!) Drew let me know where we were at, and encouraged me by letting me know that I was doing a good job at being the canvas - but not at all in a false way. I mean when he asked me how I was doing toward the end of the sitting, and I told him "that I was about done", he more-or-less agreed with my quick explanation of where I was at (and I was real about it - that's important!), encouraged me a realistic way, let me know exactly where we were at, and finished just when he said he was going to. Drew made the experience inviting, comfortable, and real. He did not mince words, or placate me. He was accommodating to my requests to make myself more comfortable by using my sweater as a pillow on the table, let me take a break when I needed to, and was also aware of / helpful to other clients in the studio / parlor as needed without interrupting our session. Once again, the sign of a true professional (ethical, moral, realistic, true). I followed his explicit recommendation for healing care and follow-up to a letter, and without a doubt this has been the easiest and most comfortable tattoo healing process that I have ever encountered. (I even called a few days after I got tattooed to make sure I was doing it right - because it seemed a bit different to me - and he answered all my questions, and reviewed the process with me again). In fact, I experienced almost no itching - seriously. And after 2 weeks of healing my tattoo felt like it was healed, but I knew that I still needed to give it some extra care. I'm at 5 weeks of healing right now, and my tattoo looks amazing! The detail, color, and precision of line and shading has come through with exquisite perfection and nuance. And now I have my girl, Piper Fiadh: beautiful, fully descript on my body, and I just love her!. What else can I say? If you are looking for an amazing experience, and a tattoo you are without a doubt going to love, go visit Drew at Illuminati Tattoo Parlor in Vancouver, WA today. read more

I had some of my tattoo in my country, so I try to find an artist in here and near my house that I can give all my hope. And they did not make me disappoint. I'm really happy and pleased with these new tattoo, I will comeback. I forgot the man name that did my tattoo :(( he's cute and friendly. So I would recommend this place. read more

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Called illuminati tattoo on Friday the 13th, they said they would put my name on the list to get a tattoo and to be down in 45 minutes. I showed up over an hour later and there were 13 people ahead of me. Obviously, that was frustrating, it's been almost a ritual for me to get a tattoo of some sort every Friday the 13th for the last 12. This would have ironically been the 13th. With that said I went out to my car trying to figure out what to do. Then, 2 girls who worked behind the desk came to my car, apoligized, and asked if I could come back. I said sure, I mean, if they put in the effort to rectify their mistake, then cool. They asked me to come fill out the paperwork, so when I came back in it would be quicker. I did and they told me to come back in an hour or so. Instead I asked if they could call me instead since I was staying in a hotel up the street. They said sure. I left, and the wait began. 2 hours passed, so I called the shop and was informed that there were still 10 people ahead of me. But that they were going to finish all the people whose name were on the list and that they would call. Needless to say, I didnt receive a call, here it is 1:00pm on the 14th, and my Friday the 13th tattoo ritual has been broken. THANKS ILLUMINATI TATTOO... customer service clearly is not your strong point! What a waste of effort. read more

Caleb, at Illuminati Tattoo, is awesome. I have been working with him and have had a few appointments as we are working on a sleeve. He is kind and has a gentle hand. Always very professional and super conscious on when I need a break. People stop me and ask about my tattoos and where I got them done. I highly recommend this shop as an option when looking for a tattoo artist. Caleb is a wonderful artist!! Thank you Caleb!! I'll definitely be seeing you again!! read more

Came and got my first tattoo on Friday the 13th and the owner Caleb was the one who did my tattoo, he was absolutely awesome!!! Genuinely cares about your safety and well being and is super friendly! Gave me time to recoup and make sure that I was feeling alright the whole way. Will definitely be coming back for more tattoos and recommending to all my friends read more

Benét was the best! The whole staff is super friendly, professional, and patient. Kudos to the excellent customer service! Recently got a tattoo on my ribs here courtesy of Benét and it was an amazing experience. Making this my new spot and I will be back for my next piece soon! I am going to recommend this place to anyone asking about a good place to get inked. read more

Wonderful experience, great service, awesome staff. Just walked in off the street to get a piercing. Got right in, which is impossible in east Vancouver, and love it. The shop was busy, always a good sign. Well definitely be back for a tattoo, too. Nice find. read more

Stopped at Illuminati during a trip to Portland form Central Oregon to have my daughter's navel pierced during the early afternoon on Saturday, April 16th. Recently remodeled shop, clean, and well lit. Informative and helpful staff upon arrival to the shop. Met with Brad for the piercing; a great and likeable guy after chatting with him for a bit; he readily answered questions about the pending piercing and was very thorough during the piercing process. The piercing only took a few minutes after signing off a waiver, as my daughter was a minor. Very easy process and was provided with contact information afterwards directly to Brad as well given supplies and informative card for care and cleaning of the piercing. Between this positive experience and seeing other work the shop has completed, I recommend this shop for anyone considering having work done, even if it requires a several hour drive to get there. Regarding the shop, it is located in a strip mall and has a parking area directly in front of the shop. Pricing was reasonable considering the high quality of work. A solid 5 out of 5 stars. Keep up the great work Illuminati! read more

I found the owner of Illuminati on instagram and instantly fell in love with his style. I scheduled my appointment ahead of time for my 18th birthday and when he showed me the sketch he made for my tattoo, it was absolutely outstanding and by far exceeded my expectations! Definitely scheduling the rest of my tattoos at this place! read more

Benjamin took great care to explain the placement of my tattoo. Excellent job! Will visit again. Thank you

My sister and I both got piercings late Tuesday night. The guy was chill, super gentle. But my first problem, he charged me $30 for EACH lobe piercing (and he didn't even have to "map" them out, just used the old holes from years ago) and then both of the "new" piercings we got (again $30 each) a cartilage and a tragus piercing fell out 24hr's later. These people are nice but I don't trust their work and don't expect it to last. Pay a little bit more and go to a better place unless you just want the piercing for a night out. $90 for piercings I could of done in my sleep, my sister lost her cartilage six hours later, and twelve hours after that while cleaning my tragus just fell out, and now still hurts. read more

Caleb is amazing!! I met him a tattoo expo with artists from all over the United States & I chose him. Not only did he make my cover up look like I had always wanted, he made it look like there was no cover up at all. I am so happy with my new tattoo. My boyfriend was so impressed with Caleb's work that he made an appointment for a new tattoo as well and it is looking fabulous (it is a large piece and is a work in progress). I hope Caleb like us as much as we like him, because we plan on visiting it a lot in the future. Also, the customer service is great. Everybody is friendly and knowledgeable and they want to make sure you feel comfortable. The only complaint I can come up with is the fact that I had they are busy and you need to make an appointment pretty far in advance, but I am positive that is because they are amazing and everybody wants in. Trust me when I say, it was worth the wait!! read more

Horrible customer service. Have tried to get into shop to get a few different tattoos. Get a time set then something comes up on calebs side. So we set another time and when the time comes there is other people he is tattooing. Just not ran as professional as it should be. read more

Got a tattoo here last month by Alex, and I would NOT recommend him if you want any "small" or any "complicated" tattoos. I asked for one about half an inch to an inch but he was a little rude about it, saying things like "that's fucking tiny", so it lead to me getting one slightly bigger than I had in mind but that wasn't the main issue. The tattoo I got was a simple sun with rays, and he made a few rays completely CROOKED. He tried to cover it up by making it thicker but eventually made it even more crooked and had to thicken out the other lines as well. I pointed it out and he just laughed at me and said, "oh so you're a perfectionist?". He also retouched one of my tattoos that I had which had letters in it, and turned out completely worse than it was before. Some of the letters became crooked and messed up the shading, making it look completely unprofessional. This was definitely not worth the $100 i paid for this because now, I'm going to have to spend $1000 more to get it removed. read more

Brad is awesome!! Thank you so much for piercing me and my friends noses today! Will recommend to all my friends :0) very clean shop! read more

Illuminati Tattoo Parlour - All three of us got our noses pierced by Brad! Thank you!! - Tattoo Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

I tried them for the first time on a Friday the 13th. Clean studio and talented artists! The only thing that stopped that 5th star was the cash only policy. read more