If you've ever wondered what shopping in a dystopian future might feel like, look no further than this IGA. With prices that make you question if you've accidentally wandered into a high-end boutique, you'll be paying caviar prices for canned beans--and that's if they're even on the shelves.
Speaking of shelves, good luck finding what's on sale! They must be hiding the sale items in some secret underground bunker because the shelves are empty of sale items. When you do stumble upon something that should be stocked, don't get your hopes up--it's probably just an illusion created by the dim lighting and your wishful thinking.
And let's talk about the hours. Closing early seems to be their specialty. Need to grab something after 7 PM? Forget it! The store's motto must be, "Why stay open when we can just... not?" Maybe they're trying to give us more time to contemplate our life choices, like why we even tried shopping here in the first place.
Now, brace yourself for the parking lot, which is more of an obstacle course than a place to park your car. The potholes are so deep you could lose a small child in one. Navigating a cart through that minefield? Only the bravest or most foolhardy dare attempt it. Don't be surprised if you feel like you're in an episode of *Survivor* just trying to get your groceries to your car.
In summary, if you're looking for an adventure, a workout, and a way to make your wallet cry, this is the place for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and steer clear--literally, because those potholes are no joke! read more