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    Het Scheepvaartmuseum

    4.1 (48 reviews)
    Closed 9:00 am - 5:00 pm

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    Amy Lauren S.

    Amsterdam's Maritime Museum was a wonderful find. It was included on our I AMsterdam cards (which are a great deal if you plan to visit several museums per day), and I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected. The first thing we did was walk around the VOC ship replica, as rain was expected so we wanted to get this out of the way before spending time in the indoor museum. The replica is fun for all ages and a great way to learn about the Dutch East India Company and that time period. The ship has a virtual reality exhibit, which we didn't try out, but might be fun for kids. The Food for Thought exhibit was about the export, import, and transport of food and is at the museum through June 2024. So much of our food is transported by sea and also through the Schipol airport just outside Amsterdam. The exhibit invites everyone to consider their food choices and choose local when possible. The in-museum restaurant does this as well and is also vegetarian. I also loved the whale exhibit, which had a whale model that kids (or adults) could walk through and take pictures. This exhibit combines marine science with history, as the whale has been misunderstood through time and sailors in the 16th century thought they were monsters. Then later, whaling was a lucrative way to make money, to the point that whales are endangered. It's worth spending a few hours at the Maritime Museum. It is a family-friendly museum that is not just kid friendly, but also a wonderful time for adults and people of all ages.

    Yasser H.

    This was another museum we visited on a recent trip to Amsterdam. This is a famous maritime museum and my only regret was that we weren't able to give too much time to this museum. It closes at 5pm daily and we arrived just past 4. We had about 45 minutes to tour all the 4 wings/ corridors, the main ship and and other displays throughout the museum. We started off first by going to the main ship. Got to take great pics at various vantage points on the ship. Got to take this virtual reality tour on one of the decks which took us back in time a few centuries. Got to see the barrel room and other various floors throughout the ship. We rushed through each wing with hopes of viewing all the exhibits And other artifacts and displays. There were a lot of stories and history describing the exhibits and we really enjoyed all the demonstrations. Like I said before, I wish I Had more time to spend at the museum as I could have explored in more detail. Nonetheless me and the kiddos loved the museum and will plan to visit if we travel to Amsterdam again.

    This is the National Maritime Museum. It's a medium-size museum covering the Netherlands' naval history. Booking online with the I amsterdam card was easy. There's about 4 hours of content. 3 hours might be a more typical trip. There is a coat check room but I kept my jacket, which turned put to be the right decision since parts of the museum were outdoors. Almost everything is in Dutch and English. One highlight is the replica of the Dutch East India Company ship 'Amsterdam', probably full size. You can board the ship and explore it. There are many interactive exhibits, though most are superficial and don't add anything. Not at all crowded around 12 pm on a Tuesday. Seems to be somewhat kid-friendly, though some placards are mounted fairly high.

    Dan G.

    The National Maritime Museum. The entry room is a former storeroom that the Dutch fleet used from the mid 1600s. A lot of history here with many interactive and high tech displays. We started our journey with the Voyage at Sea, a virtual trip on the water. The collection of Atlases was neat. The Tale of the Whale details the legend of a sea monster into what we know today of these sea giants. The replica of the East Indiaman trading ship is docked outside for you to explore. I really enjoyed learning about how sailors used Navigational Instruments to get where they needed to be. Check out the big brain on Brad that looked up at the night stars and thought "I can use those to navigate". Impressive, most impressive. Use your tickets from the Holland Pass here.

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    Anton K.

    I was amazed by how well this museum was put together after extensive renovations which ended in 2011. I found it informative, entertaining and well balanced. There are 400,000 objects and the museum can consume most of your day if you read and study the many educational boards in both Dutch and English, listen to the videos and 3D virtual reality hologram narratives. It has important pieces of naval history especially focusing on the Golden Age of Dutch martime history. They have a first edition copy of Maximilian Transylvanus, De Moluccis Insuilis which described Ferdinand Magellan's voyage around the world, very cool. It is behind glass so you must turn the pages by pressing a button which also illuminated the page. There are many other historic maps by 17th century cartographers William and Joan Blaeu. A replica of the 1759 East Indiaman "Amsterdam" was fun for kids but interesting for adults. The ship is docked in the back of the museum and you have full access to every part of it. A whale's Tail features an interactive experience with whale anatomy which kid's will also like. I enjoyed the historic naval battle paintings, navigational instruments, and the many Hologram's of sea captains, sailors and widows narrating stories of sea life and their struggles and life aboard ship. The ship figurehead displays were interesting and numerous. Photos of rising tides and climate change was a timely exhibit and to me an important contribution to an urgent need. You will get a map and free audio- guide with your ticket purchase. You will also be given a plastic bracelet with a code which will activate a free storage locker located in the basement.There is a large court yard surrounded on all sides by buildings labeled , North, East, South and West. You can start from anywhere. There is a second floor with stairs or you can use the lift. The museum is disability friendly with special parking for disabled in front of the museum in Kattenburgerstraat. No mobility scooters allowed but they have complimentary wheelchairs. Photos can be taken without flash. No artificial lighting, tripods of monopods can be used. There is a nice café and gift shop as well as a library. There are 60,000 books in the collection many of historic importance. Some are 500 years old. Some can be accessed by the public, others are reserved for research. All the books can seen on-line at Maritiemdigitaal.nl.

    Ann P.

    What a fantastic museum! This is one of my kids' favorite and we ended up coming here 2 days in a row. There was a VR 'show' on the boat, taking you back to the old days of Amsterdam. There was so much information that you should allow 3-4 hours for a trip. I would encourage everyone to visit this museum.

    Molly A.

    Well I must be a child, because I thoroughly enjoyed this museum! The building is absolutely beautiful from the inside, looking up at the glass and steel lattice roof. The museum includes exhibits of maritime artifacts, nautical paintings, and incredible interactive displays. One of them featured digital terrestrial and celestial globes from different time periods. Another highlighted the use of nautical tools. Of course, the pirate ship was the best part. I imagine that people of the time period were not very tall, so be wary of low ceilings lol. The view from the top deck provides gorgeous views of Amsterdam and the canals. I understand that some people think that this museum is "boring", but I visited with my Marine-obsessed boyfriend. His enthusiasm completely rubbed off on me and made me enjoy myself. In short, don't come here if you don't have an interest in a subject as specific as maritime history. The museum gift shop is well stocked, but stupid expensive. I will say that it offered a wide variety of souvenirs for grown adults and smal children. Pro-tip: there are concessions for student tickets yay!

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    Giulianna G.

    I have already been here two times and I might even go a third time. I just love that building! They also have some events there that you shouldn't miss! They give you a map for all the floors and what to see in each direction (west, north, etc), and you can even visit a life-size East Indiaman trading ship replica on the outsite which is super fun and made me feel like a little kid (amongst all the other real little kids). So, I don't really have to mention it's a great place for kids, right? The history is interactively told with a lot help from tech. You can interact with the story and also get a great view on the little ship replicas inside the museum. You can browse through the dutch golden age, hear stories from sailors and captains, and get a real grasp of how the dutch trading system worked and how was life aboard the ships. It's great to learn how the dutch managed to explore so far back then! They have a lot of maritime artifacts and nautical paintings too. if you are a Marine enthusiast, this is a must see for you. And if you have kids, don't forget to take them to the Tales of the Whale part! Where you can find whale "parts" and a big interactive fake whale for the kids to play inside. I know I did.

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    Tash S.

    The phrase "a museum about boats" is not something that gets my heart racing, which is why I was so pleasantly surprised by this absolute gem of a museum. The building itself is absolutely beautiful, surrounded by water with a glass domed roof. Below ground, the lockers and bathrooms are in a cellar that could easily be converted into a fancy, intimate restaurant. The highlight of the museum is the full-scale replica ship out the back, which you're encouraged to explore on all levels (cannons and all). The virtual Voyage at Sea is a fantastic interactive progression through hidden rooms and stories! Of course, I always judge a museum by its museum cafe, and this one doesn't disappoint. With huge windows overlooking the water and the city you can eat apple pie and drink tea. The tea bags are some of the prettiest I've ever seen! In conclusion, this museum is a must. It hits that sweet spot between being a fantastic place to see, and one that many tourists overlook. A great day out for kids of all ages!

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    Gianguido G.

    Great great great place!! The museum itself is not the most of the interesting ones... but you get to see the rebuilt vessel floating outside... and the building just renovated is amazing... with the inner yard completely covered... it is just great... very big place. It resemble a middle ages castle, surrounded by water. I was there for Museum night... which is always magical.. museum open during the night.. music.. drinks.. lot of people having a nice time.

    Justyna D.

    Museum day two..Got my museum card and I am on a quest to visit as many interesting, great museums in the Netherlands as I can. He Scheepvaartmuseum wasn't at the top of my list, but it was on my husbands and as I was feeling like going with the flow we decided to spend the rainy afternoon in this museum. I just loved the building, the inside square with its beautiful glass roof. When you enter and purchase your ticket you get a sort of bracelet with a code to open lockers. Lockers are located in the cellar, beautifully renewed and they are great to put your jackets, backpacks, etc..anything that you might not need in the museum. There are four sections in the museum, like 4 directions on the compass - North, South, East, West. You can start at any of them. When we were there they had a special route of Michiel de Ruyter, which was clearly marked with his face depicting stickers on the floor, etc. We decided to start with the virtual sea journey experience. It was a great experience just taking you through history of Holland on the sea. It is a pity for foreign visitors that not all of the parts are in English, but still it is fun to go to. We went through the whole museum. My most favorite parts: section of atlases ..just love old books and I am still astonished how some of maps depicted, for example from 15th century or so look so similar to current ones..I liked the history of Holland and description of everyday life in 17th century Holland. The navigation instruments is also very neat. Once we were done with museum part we went to explore the replica of 17th century sailing boat. My only comment there...I wished there was a bit more of sound effects, description type of thing, otherwise it was great.

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    Incredible! Really cool ships and paintings and replicas

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    Much more extensive than we thought. Lots of displays about maritime history. The recreated ship is great and has a VR show!

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    Van Gogh Museum - From top floor of exhibit looking down

    Van Gogh Museum

    4.4(769 reviews)
    2.7 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    I am beyond amazed that I get to see the actual Sunflower painting!! O.M.G!…read more I'm not posting any artwork here, because I don't want to take away anyone's experience. If I could go back to Amsterdam, I would definitely go back to this museum again. Yellow is such a joyful color. After visiting the museum, it has a deeper meaning to me. I went through entire museum floor by floor, showroom by showroom. Every corner has something that amazes me. I also got a chance to see how Van Gogh actually looked like! My goodness. I couldn't believe my eyes. A few tips: 1- you must make a reservation online ahead of time. I saw many people got turned away while I was waiting in line for security check. 1b- it's okay to be in line 15 minutes before your supposed arrival time. 2-it's best to buy the audio tour ticket along with the entrance fee instead of buying it on site. It was sold out when I got there. 3-there is a book store on the top floor, and you can actually take home a blank Sunflower coloring sheet for free! It's on an easel at the corner by the window.

    TIP - order tickets ahead in time online to make sure you can get in on the day/time you want…read more A beautiful looking museum. Lots of Van Gogh art works to view and take in. Self guided tour comes with a player with headphones to that you can learn about the different Van Gogh art periods and works of art. Overall the museum was okay. You see a lot of Van Gogh art but not much about his life and world around him. I preferred the Rembrandt House as it showed his home and living arrangements - it gave you glimpse of his life at that time. I think the Rijks Museum would be a better choice to see a variety of artists.

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    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam - Bar you can hang out in after the tour

    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam

    4.4(104 reviews)
    2.7 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid
    €€

    Fun history of Bols and the distilling of different flavors of alcoholic liqueurs…read more Self-guided tour with audio. After you pay for your ticket at the front desk, you put your jackets and loose items in a locker (free) and pickup an audio tour device and program it for your preferred language (easy). You get a yummy cocktail to savor at the end! And there's a fun gift shop to peruse, where we bought tulip glasses for the purpose of drinking Genever . We enjoyed the Espresso martini and Red Light Negroni at the bar at the end. Both were made skillfully and tasted delicious! The highlight of the experience, honestly, was meeting Lars (aka "Larson") and Julia at the front desk. They were hilarious with each other and delightful with us. They helped us package the 6 tulip glasses in paper within styrofoam boxes for sturdy protection during travel. They are the true stars of this operation.

    I enjoy distillery tours when I travel. I browsed the list of attractions that accept the I…read moreAmsterdam card and came across Bols Amsterdam. It's located near Museumplein by all of the major museums which was so convenient. I was interested in doing a cocktail class with the tour, but wasn't sure if I could book the class with the I Amsterdam card. I sent an email through the website and a DM on Instagram and no one responded, which was disappointing. When I arrived, I inquired about it. They offered to let me upgrade my ticket, but I declined. Once I got checked in, I received a vial of a mystery flavored genever to taste at the end of the tour. The tour is self guided and it is truly a sensory experience. The tour starts with the history of Bols, then goes into the process of making genever. There are interactive elements throughout. It was really cool to see Lucas Bols' original recipe book from 1820. Towards the end of the tour, I tried the mystery genever in the sensory booth. I don't remember the flavor, but it was red and it was sweet. The sensory booth contains a camera that records your reaction as you're tasting it. At the end of the tour, guests are able to enjoy a complimentary cocktail. The bar area was really cool. They have a flair booth where you can learn how to spin and throw cocktail bottles. They also had house music playing which created a fun vibe. The bartender that made my drink was Serchan (pronounced "Sar-John"). He was so nice and let me sample a couple of genevers. I ordered the First Aid cocktail. It was citrus forward and refreshing! He also printed out a receipt with the cocktail recipe. I threw some cash in the tip jar and learned that they accept cash in any currency! This was a fun experience! Any activity where I can have a delicious cocktail and learn something new is right up my alley.

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    Anne Frank Huis - The room where the introduction is given.

    Anne Frank Huis

    4.6(758 reviews)
    2.1 kmCentrum

    You must get a reservation and they do go fast…read more Definitely worth a visit, expectation it to be busy. I don't usually don't get an audio guide but well worth it.

    A must do if visiting Amsterdam…read more ***If you plan to go, you must order tickets ahead of time. Based on where you live, you will have to make sure you purchase tickets immediately as the "window" opens for the day/time that you want to go. I had to wake up at 1am west coast time to make sure I got my tickets before they sell out. Tickets are available EXACTLY 6 weeks at 10am Amsterdam time for the day/time you want. Plan ahead! There are two tickets, one for the general tour and one that adds a presentation before the self guided tour. If you can get it, I recommend getting tickets for the presentation. It's a good intro before doing the self guided tour. But if you can't get these tickets, the general self guided tour is fine and well done. For the self guided tour you get a translator (many languages available) to guide you through the tour. You point the translator at the small round numbered placard in the wall to trigger the translator for the room/exhibit. There is a lot of walking, stairs, and standing around so be prepared. Plan for about 1.5-2 hours to do the while tour. There also a gift shop and cafe at the end of the tour. The exhibit/museum itself is very well done. It's an informative and moving experience. Be respectful as it is a memorial. Highly recommend visiting. Be prepared and plan ahead when ordering tickets online 6 weeks ahead.

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    The steeple of Westerkerk by Anne Frank's house from which she Gould hear the daily bell tolls

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    Stedelijk Museum - More 20th century art and objects, Alexander Calder mobile hanging from ceiling

    Stedelijk Museum

    4.0(91 reviews)
    2.8 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    If you're going to take in a modern art museum while in Amsterdam, Stedelijk Museum is a good…read moreoption. Admission is €22.50, but if you're 18 and under - it's free! Two hours is a good amount of time to allow to explore the museum, from my experience. Prebook your time for an optimal, smooth experience. It's actually right by the Van Gogh museum so can make for a good accompaniment to that. Weekday mornings are best to avoid crowds. Grab one of their free audio tours when you walk in to get all the details on what you're seeing while walking through!

    If you're into modern art and design, the Stedelijk is a must. The location is perfect--it's right…read moreon Museumplein, so it's close to everything and easy to work into a day of sightseeing. The museum is huge, and the collection is incredibly diverse, ranging from classic modernists like Mondrian and Picasso to wild contemporary installations. Definitely plan to spend at least 2 to 3 hours here if you want to see both the permanent collection and the rotating exhibitions without rushing. One of the highlights for me was the cafe (Fonda/Sandberg). It has a beautiful, airy design with lots of natural light, making it the perfect spot to recharge with a coffee after walking through the galleries. The "bathtub" architecture is just as cool on the inside as it is on the outside!

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    Lobby seating at communal tables

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    Lobby around closing time

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    Erotic Museum Amsterdam - Abends beleuchtet.

    Erotic Museum Amsterdam

    2.8(10 reviews)
    1.1 kmDe Wallen, Centrum

    I've been chomping at the bit to write a review on this puppy. You know the saying "When in…read moreRome...", well, this stop falls into the category of "When in Amsterdam..." I don't typically find myself at sex museums, but this time, I figured what the hell. Located in the Red Light District, this charmer of a museum aims to strike visitors from the get go with a Dutch female mannequin perched upon a bicycle with a dildo pumping in out and out as she merrily pedals along. Oh what? You don't regularly see Dutch gals on bikes getting it as they roll along? I have to say it was a sour start to the visit. I had hoped the museum would take a moderate stance that didn't objectify women throughout every inch of the four-story building. However, my friend and I entered with an open mind (he seemed to be especially excited) and curious approach. The museum is organized into four small rooms that continue to wind upward floor after floor. One would expect even an Erotic Museum to have nameplates to describe the clay sculptures of Chinese women double-teaming a man sporting a golden, leg-like rod and papyrus covered with naked fairies you find yourself gazing upon. Unfortunately, their were no such nameplates - rather, they were described with simple plates like "China 1945" or "Madonna 1989". In addition to a lack of nameplates, there seems to be no particular organization or pattern from room to room (other than the dedicated S+M floor complete with a mannequin draped upon a chained chair perfect for perverted picture opps). I prefer my sex museums orderly and with rhythm. Maybe I'm a snobby museum-goer, but I'm not going to deny that I like to know what the hell I'm looking at and a building full of sex-related nicknacks isn't going to cut it. One last note, be sure to peek your head in the cartoony side room complete with ceramic mushrooms to sit upon and the.weirdest.fucking.film. you've ever seen. I believe this cartoon porn was created in America based on the English dialect. Imagine (yes, I said imagine - so play along): a cartoon female with only her breasts exposed and cats and other talking animals "putting it to her" or battling raging boners. Weird. Really weird. Like kinda sorta made my skin crawl watching it. But, I'm going to tell you to check it out, but only because it was THAT weird and I want to hear what you think of it.

    This place is not particularly 'Erotic', and would not per se fall in the traditional category of…read more'Museum'. It is however exactly what you would imagine that dirty old man from across the streets basement looks like. The collection of artifacts and..things.. is eclectic, outrageous and humorous. Do not come here if you are of the conservative kind, expecting to see G rated paintings and statues. It's pretty much dicks and dildos galore, and most of the depicted scenes are pretty demented. The room full of black and white antiquated porn is interesting, but not nearly as great as the room filled with mushrooms. Take a seat on one of these huge mushrooms, maybe pop a magic one you bought earlier in the day and enjoy the most fucked up movie you will ever watch. It's a cartoon involving beastiality with cutesie characters if that says enough. I came here as a total joke and to kill some time one day, and actually had a pretty alright time here, considering. If you are visiting Amsterdam for say, three days, this is not the place you'd want to waste your time. However, if you are done 'windowshopping' around the neighborhood, or end up needing shelter for one of the Netherlands' famous downpours - go ahead and push your boundaries for a few minutes. Please try not to fall down the steps tho, with your touristy feet that aren't used to STEEP stairs. I don't know how Dutchies are the tallest folk on Earth and can stand the tiny-ness of everything in their country. Good thing I am fun-sized. Anyways, like I said; this place is not for the faint of heart - but if you have a cooky sense of humor you will be sure to share a few laughs with your buds. PS. Going here you might finally understand why us Dutchies are so keen on biking everywhere. I'm totally kidding of course.. Maybe.

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