Hello, Harmony Baptist Church. I'd like to start by saying I was very excited for this experience. I thought it would be neat to see a Biblical spin on a haunted house, because that's just something you don't see often. I thought it would be unique, scary, and fun. Instead, it was preachy, infuriating, and the only thing exceptional about it was its exceptionally stupid message that if you're not white, Baptist, and male, you're going to burn in Hell.
I agree this isn't suitable for children under thirteen. Not because it's scary, - because it wasn't that in the slightest - but because a child under thirteen could likely still be brainwashed into believing any of the message is true.
Let's take a tour of this racist, disrespectful, horribly-acted out "haunted house", shall we?
SPOILER ALERT: THIS WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE 2k15 HG.
It starts off showing us news clips about war, pestilence, famine, and death, then goes on to show us the Rapture. Earthquakes and crappy camera feed show us that Jesus has come back and is taking all the saved people up to heaven, leaving the rest of God's so-called "beloved children" to starve, die painfully, or live out their lives in misery until they burn in hell for eternity.
Next, we see all the chaos and horror that's occurring now that the Biblical apocalypse has been brought on. They then show us a newly developed government led by Prince Ameer who is, apparently, the Antichrist and is trying to provide shelter, food, and medicine for anyone who accepts a stamp to show that they'll be loyal to this government. What they don't show you or tell you is that you also have to bow to Prince Ameer and prostrate yourself on the ground to worship a statue he had erected of himself. You get the option to go through the door of Poverty (where three Christians were previously taken out and "shot") or the door of Prosperity, where you'll get free housing, free food, and free medicine in a world where none of that is available otherwise. They pretend to stamp your hand with the mark of the beast if you choose prosperity, but you end up in the same place as those who chose poverty, so it's essentially a display of who's a good Christian and who's going to rot in hell.
After that, they show us a band of Mexican pimps who are torturing and beating three or four white women on stage. Then the messengers of Heaven come down to tell everyone that God is real and it's not too late to believe and be saved. Just when they're about to be shot by government, this Rebel Army comes in and shoots the gunman, then takes us to their "hideout", where we hear them talking about how they all almost took the mark, but they realized God was the only real way to go. Then the government kidnaps two of the soldiers and shoots them in front of us. Soon after, they show us a projected video where their souls fly up to heaven, you see Jesus smiling with open arms, and a white horse runs through the clouds.
We then go through the door of the condemned and into God's throne room, which is now being run by God's bratty, pretentious, prick of a son who cast an Atheist, a woman who was a nurse/doctor (but not a Baptist), and a Christian who was "too fake" into Hell.
Then we get to a room where they show us a terribly made video of people dying and running to Jesus happily in a field by a lake. Then a preacher gives us a fifteen or twenty minute sermon, essentially telling us to become Baptist or we would burn in Hell for eternity.
These are merely the opinions and thoughts of my group (whom the majority of which were Christian) and myself. We had a terrible time and will ward anyone away from this attraction that we can.
Quite frankly, if I wanted to hear (again) about how I'm going to burn because I'm agnostic, I would have gone to a Baptist church, rather than paying $12 for a haunted house.
Sincerly,
An Angry Customer and Her Group
P.S. In the future, you may want to try having more ethnicities playing characters that aren't Antichrist, torturous pimps, or dead people. It makes all you old, white, Baptists look just a smidge (or a ton) racist. read more