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    Shut down jungle

    This waterpark gave a discounted rate of $35 a person. However, there was only 1 waterslide working, the hot tub was broken and Jungle falls was shut down on day 2 of being at the water park. The website should include a list of broken rides so that buyers know what to expect. There was also a 50 minute wait for overpriced food and many of the bathrooms were out of order.

    Getting ready to enjoy lunch. Hot dog ,fries, bacon and cheese fries, chicken sandwich.
    Cruzita T.

    Great place. My husband and I took out 11 yr old son, 3 yr old grandson and our 6 yr old granddaughter and they had a great time. Lots of fun in the water park, wave pool, slides, little kiddie area. The food was pricey but everything tastes good. Hot dogs, fries, chicken sandwiches. There was pizza available and other items. We all loved this water park and had a great day! We recommend it.

    One of two hot tubs advertised.
    Adam D.

    H2Oooohh is a great example of what happens when marketing and sales take a severe departure from the reality of a product. The water park does have water; unfortunately, none of it is in any of the hot tubs the park falsely advertises as operational. Where there is water, it's a very cool 77°, which is a great air temperature, but cold for water. The park advertises three water slides, only one of which is running, and it isn't the fun one. What happened? H2Ooohh appears to be a failed experiment in attaching an indoor water park to a time share development. Time share owners are forever trying to either get rid of their time shares or reduce the annual maintenance costs they're obligated to pay for the rest of their lives. No doubt the cost of upkeep for a water park they are free to enjoy for all of one week a year was among the first cuts every owner targeted after their first maintenance bill showed up in the mail. As a result, here we are, years later, with a cold, barely functioning water park that our kids almost enjoyed for about ten minutes. (I did add an extra star to my one-star review because the surf machine was working, though only for short periods due to understaffing.)

    This place is so dead

    I would rate it a 0 but that's not possible so I give it a 1. This is the worst experience I have ever had at a waterpark in my life. I used to come here as a kid all the time and I would get sick after EVERYTIME. Now fast forward a few years later I have decided to give it another chance. I was looking foward to stepping in the nice warm hot tub but guess what. It was closed. Along with the 2/3 water slides and play gym. On top of that the water in the pool was colder than the water I shower with. This place is a complete waste of money that no one should spend . I would have rather went anywhere else if the tickets weren't sold out.

    Wave pool

    This place is great for the price. We stayed at the lodge for 2 nights on Presidents' Day weekend and paid $410 total. The water park is worn, but again, it was worth the price. I will say that 2 of the 3 water slides are broken. I was told by employees that they have been broken for a while. The drink were a little pricey, but I brought my own. Just sneak a soft sided cooler in. The pizza was reasonable and easy to feed my kid. Get there early to get chairs or tables, if not....good luck waiting. Surfing thing was really cool. I would go back again in a heartbeat. If you have been to the other local water parks before, this place will probably disappoint as its only 1/4 the size of Kalahari.

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    2 out of 3 slides where broke. Hot tub was broke. Water is freezing.Food stand was closed at lunch time.

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    Great value! We've been twice now and our kids had the best time! It was not overly crowded and the lines moved quickly!

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    Split Rock Resort - room photo

    Split Rock Resort

    1.8(547 reviews)
    0.0 mi

    (Yeah, somebody should probably make a separate Yelp listing for the golf course versus roping it…read morein with the rest of the place but, whatever. Also, like a true bad Yelper, I didn't take any pictures.) This was a while back so I sort of remember this, sort of forget a lot. What stood out is that I believe the last Tuesday of every month is $30 cash only and you need to call them to make a tee-time at that rate. I didn't set it up, my friend did, but I think that's what he said it was. Due to the possibility of rain/thunder in the forecast (that thankfully never came) the course was deserted in mid-afternoon. They let us go thirty minutes early and the round on the North Course was door to door a little over three hours which is perfect. The key before you come is to look at the below on their website as it tells you everything you need to know regardless of which course you play. www.golfsplitrock.com/course-layout The big thing I remember about this course is that most of the holes are very narrow and like seemingly every Pocono course, are lined with trees. That of course means, be straight-ish/accurate or prepare for lost ballapalooza. There is also a fair amount of what they call wetlands on most of the holes which means either be able to layup or bomb it over certain parts or else you're double screwed. I think the best thing was that due to no one being on the course, the round was very, very fast. If we wouldn't have farted around looking for balls on certain holes, this one could have been wrapped up in max three hours. Split Rock falls into that nebulous middle ground for me of Pocono Courses in that it didn't really make an impression. Nothing really outstanding just like nothing too bad. If the price were right, sure, why not.

    Do not stay here. The only positive thing I can say about this "resort" is that the staff is…read morefriendly and at least handles all of the complaints from customers with grace. My parents traded their time share to stay here and reserved a two bedroom suite with two queen beds in one room and a jetted tub in the master with a king bed. Upon arrival, they were given a one bedroom with an adjoining room with twin beds and charged a $400 resort fee because there were technically two different rooms. They have never had to pay a resort fee at any other resort they've traded their time share for. That was issue number one. Later which we found out we had booked the room that was over at the willowbrook yet they put us in an entirely different room even after we complained. They said they were "looking into it" but never ended up moving us. The rooms were dirty and kitchen lacking even an oven mitt, dish towel, or even a sponge. The glasses and dishes put away were clearly dirty. So we tried to run the dishwasher, shortly after we realized it was leaking as the carpet next to and behind it was soaked. Maintenance was called and the man simply looked at it and said it wasn't leaking even after feeling the damp floor. The next day we complained again and then they sent three men to replace it with another old dishwasher likely from a different room. Also, in our entire weeks stay. I only saw one maid, once. She was vacuuming the downstairs lobby. Meanwhile, the entire second floor and on looks like it's never seen a vacuum. That was the second issue. The worst part about the entire trip was the "resort amenities" that I assumed were part of the ridiculous $400 fee...as you can see from the photos, the tiles above the pool and bowling alley were riddled with water damage and mold. One tile even fell on a man's head while swimming in the pool! I even went to the front desk to let them know that a tile had fallen into the pool in the hopes they would clean it...and the lady at the front desk just said "here are the pool hours" so I don't think she understood me. Most of the staff doesn't speak English very well though not for lack of trying and they are very nice. The hot tub literally had a layer of film on it and wasn't hot. For this reason we chose not to swim. We stayed for a whole week and by the end of the week...the tiles were still laying at the bottom of the pool. Also, the bar and the water park were closed with the exception of one day during our entire week stay. The only thing to do was go to the arcade (which obviously still cost us money) The bowling alley also had leaking ceiling tiles. They simply put a bucket under it and it was still there nearly a week later when we check out. The water park was even more disgusting than the regular pool. Not to mention half of it was closed off. This resort looks like it was once really great back when they had enough staff and money to maintain it properly. The website and pamphlets show what the resort USED to look like and are not updated. It's a shame because if they put money into repairs to restore it to its former glory, it would be a great place to stay again. This place needs new owners willing to repair it because as is, it should be HEAVILY discounted. If you're going to spend that much, go somewhere nicer and cleaner. Do not stay here. I cannot believe how much they charge with almost nothing open or working. Throughout our stay we overheard many people complaining about broken air conditioning, non working elevators, tiles falling, things not working, things not being open, and the general condition of the place. I feel bad for the employees that have to deal with all the complaints. I can only imagine how the owners treat them with how little they seem to care about customers. I'm honestly shocked they're still in business. Do better!

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    Split Rock Resort - Room photo

    Room photo

    Split Rock Resort - 4th of july party 2023

    4th of july party 2023

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    Land of Make Believe - The Spinning Coaster is an adrenaline-pumping ride that combines the thrill of a roller coaster with the excitement of spinning!

    Land of Make Believe

    3.5(205 reviews)
    36.4 mi

    Great place with kids of varying ages. No lines and lots to do from dry rides, to water park area…read moreand Santa's Barn.

    A true disappointment! Even though under 2 is free, you must pay $45 to enter as a parent (and if…read moreyou're alone, you're limited to the few things they offer to toddlers). -Splash pad closed due to low attendance before we made it there. I would have loved to at least sit in a chair and enjoy the fountains with my toddler even though it was a cooler day -Train car closed because, according to an employee, the person driving it was exhausted and there was low attendance -No animals were out in the animal area They are very clear there are no return tickets or refunds. She was only able to do the carousel, walk through the Christmas village (which scared her-- see photo), take a weird truck ride where you see painted cutouts of animals rather than real ones, and see the 15-minute outdoor show. Staff could truly not have been nicer, but my feedback is for management-- the day felt poorly run with little regard for full-priced paying customers. My main feedback: They claimed to be understaffed waiting for international students, but if that is the case, I would have loved to know what was closed before paying to enter or be offered the opportunity to return on a day when I could justify the ticket price. If either of these had happened, I wouldn't be dissatisfied.

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    Land of Make Believe - Sidewinder is the most thrilling ride you can find

    Sidewinder is the most thrilling ride you can find

    Land of Make Believe - Pirate's Cove Wading Pool

    Pirate's Cove Wading Pool

    Land of Make Believe

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    Kalahari - Two Queen bed room

    Kalahari

    2.9(1.3k reviews)
    12.1 mi

    Great experience from the moment we arrived…read more Highly recommend. The rooms and park could use some updated renovations. The modern American restaurant was not good but expensive. Staff was very friendly. Go after spring break to avoid lines.

    What I liked: Fun rides, lots of food options. Convenient…read morelocker system and wristband. I liked the showers and changing rooms. What I did not like: Rude service in food area (smoothie stand) in waterpark. When I tried to ask for other options for salad dressing, I received a very impolite response. Found a large piece of plastic in wrap which was bought at the smoothie stand in waterpark (which we did not complain about, especially since they had already been rude). Music too loud in certain areas, especially in eating area by smoothie stand. Bathrooms wet & dirty in sink area. Overall, too loud in waterpark. Need some kind of sound absorption in room to make it quieter. Arcade seemed noisy, crowded, and cramped. Did not feel enticing. Upon purchasing tickets, attendant would not give us the lower price which was advertised on website. He could not give a reason except that the prices vary. I felt this was false advertising. Felt certain areas were unsafe. Kids did forward flips in 4 feet deep water, which seemed dangerous. Basketball area was a little dangerous. My daughter got hit in the head with a ball. Ride attendant gave me detailed safety instructions, but did not give my teenage daughter and her friend the same instructions (for the Anaconda ride).  Person who took my order made a mistake and got my order wrong. They were nice and offered to fix it, but I said not to worry about it... Even though the kids had fun, I felt it was too loud, service was moderate/poor, and admission was overpriced. Would likely not go again.

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    Kalahari - Basic room. Nice but lacks basic features such as usb plugs.

    Basic room. Nice but lacks basic features such as usb plugs.

    Kalahari - Conference room

    Conference room

    Kalahari - Basic room. No frills. Almost subpar for the cost per night.

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    Basic room. No frills. Almost subpar for the cost per night.

    Tomahawk Lake Water Park

    Tomahawk Lake Water Park

    2.6(81 reviews)
    50.8 mi

    This review will be short and sweet as it is solely based upon entrance fees…read more Impromptu family decision to have a "day at the lake" today since the weather was perfect. Headed to Tomahawk Lake as it was our go to once upon a time. The price PER PERSON (not per car load) was $22 ... and that was NOT including the water park. If you wanted to add on entrance to the water park it was ANOTHER $15 PER PERSON! We were a party of 4 adults and 3 teens and it would've literally been $259 to ENTER the lake!!!!! AIN'T NO WAY! For that price we could've done a real amusement park, a real water park ... a real lotta other things worth $259. Needless to say we ventured elsewhere but wanted everyone to be aware of this absolute absurdity before wasting your time and gas venturing up there.

    My husband found this place nearby when Lake Hopatcong was full by the time we arrived. I've never…read moreheard of it but it seemed to have a vintage vibe, so OK I'm game. I regretted it right away. It's ridiculously crowded - no problem with parking as they sure made extra space in the back, but driving to the back woods parking lot I was afraid we were gonna hit someone cos of people walking indifferently on the paths. The tiny "beach" is made of hard packed sand, the texture of a dirt road. There are many garbage cans around, which, I appreciate that as there's nothing worse than trash on the ground, but I also don't want to be sitting next to one. There are some picnic tables in the further grassy areas that seemed more chill but the tables close to the water could not be crammed any closer together. The water where kids are playing in is murky and gross looking, as to be expected cos sediments stir up, but this just does not look clean and is way too full of people. And I would not call this a water park - it's a lake with some dingy play structures on it and some boat rides. There also don't seem to be enough lifeguards for this many kids. Summer prices (July 1-Aug 20) are $20pp over 9yo, and $18 for under 9, but you have to pay additionally for the water slides ($13-$17) and other activities. You might as well take your family to a proper waterpark for this price. Maybe once upon a time it was cute as people seem to have nostalgic memories of this place (and they definitely trade on the camp nostalgia), but it seems the park operator is only interested in packing in as many people as possible to the detriment of the experience. There is good live music with a guy playing old time rock n roll, they have hash browns yay (3 for $2.50), and my toddler had fun regardless of my lack of enjoyment or relaxation, hence the extra star.

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    Tomahawk Lake Water Park
    Tomahawk Lake Water Park - Play structures - photo taken after the water park has closed and people cleared out of the water

    Play structures - photo taken after the water park has closed and people cleared out of the water

    Tomahawk Lake Water Park - Beach area - hard packed sand

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    Beach area - hard packed sand

    Knoebels Amusement Resort - My husband got the golden ring!  That earns you a free ride!  Ralph and I were on the bench so we couldn't reach the rings.

    Knoebels Amusement Resort

    4.3(427 reviews)
    47.7 mi

    It's probably been well over a decade since I was last here with family and my kids were small. Now…read morethey are big and we still had just as much fun! Knoebels does so many things right. On weekdays you can purchase (online for better discounts) a "ride all day" pass or buy the ticket books ($170 online for a $200 book or $400 for a $500 book I believe). Weekends it's only the ticket books. Parking is free! Kiosk foods are reasonably priced. Most "adult" rides are priced at $5 and they have some great ones like the two wooden coasters, the Phoenix and the Twister (I preferred the Phoenix with its up and down butt lifting airtime). My kids with their all day passes went on a lot of sick-makers, and we parents and grandparents held down the fort on most of the other rides but did ride a Log flume, bumper cars, and a toboggan ride which they say is not a coaster but it rides like one. The longest time we spent in line was about a half-hour if that. We ate lunch at the Alamo which was average but nice to have table service and air conditioning. Got in about 9000 steps and were there from 12:15 to a bit after 8pm and they were open today on a Thursday from 12pm to 9pm. We purchased online three all day ride passes for $54 each and $100 in ride tickets for the additional four adults. When you get in the park and head to the ticketing building, save some time and go to the smaller building with two lines on the left side. Have your phones ready with the QR codes and usually, you'll get your ticket books and passes much quicker than having to wait in the long lines at the main building. We rode everything we wanted to and only had to spend another $5 in tickets. Food came to $150 including tax and tip for lunch at the Alamo for seven adults, and an additional $50 for a pick-me-up snack in the evening which included five orders of pierogies and onions, a BBQ sandwich, and a chicken fries. This got us more than ready for the trip back to the rental. If you purchase a souvenir cup, you can get free water refills anywhere or $1soda refills. We went through a lot of water refills throughout the day but used the free ones to fill our own brought-in water bottles and then went back for more refills. They also have a nice looking water park which is an extra cost and we did not do. The log flume took care of that for a bit. My dad lost his baseball cap on the first drop but two logs behind us a family saved the day and was able to fish it out of the water while they were riding so we got it back at the end of the ride! My wife said she had a wet butt a good rest of the day. Almost every ride line had name graffiti on any open spot. Something should be done about this daily because if it's not removed immediately (after hours job) then the problem will compound itself with others just doing the same. Brought the experience down for me a little bit. So, about $460 for the day for seven adults. Everyone had a blast and thankfully, no one felt ill after the long day. Dogs are welcome here and we got to pet a lot of them. Ask first! All staff interactions were pleasant but you could tell that some of the teenaged staff were wishing they had their cell phones...especially the ones who were not on busy rides or kiosks. Everyone was very friendly. Very happy with our experience today at Knoebels Amusement Park.

    The love I have for Knoebels is not easily measured. This is my favorite amusement park in the…read moreentire world. Free parking and tons of it, and FREE ENTRY!! You can just walk around in here for 0 dollars. You can go the ticket route per ride/game or get a wristband depending on the payment structure they have going on that day, but either way, the rides are cheap. The haunted house here is such a classic and their wooden roller coasters are so so so great. Love you Knoebels.

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    Knoebels Amusement Resort - Orangade

    Orangade

    Knoebels Amusement Resort - The motor boats are a nice opportunity to relax and take a trip around the park on their lazy river.

    The motor boats are a nice opportunity to relax and take a trip around the park on their lazy river.

    Knoebels Amusement Resort

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