Greatly store. Clean. If you can't find what you need you won't find it in any grocery store.

I went to shop for my food at "HEB Woodlands location". where all the MEGA RICH SHOP.. I've spent $2000 plus there over past 1.5 months since we moved to the area. In 43 minuites from the time I parked in front of the HEB Store I was !!!!!!!!!! FORCED to spend !!!!!!!! $422.00 to pay the South County Wrecker Service, LLC for my impounded Jeep at their tow yard in the dark of night. $10.00 ATM Cash out Fee $9.00 Lift fee My Land Lord is a Exectuive at HEB for over 25 plus years .. The Lyft driver tells me this is very normal, these people got some scam going she says, her storey even get more scarry from what she tells me what happened to her in that same parking lot. Towing peoples cars while they are shoping at HEB is not a very honest way to make money ! Yes even the Store Managers of HEB that evening state, "yes the employees here have same problem" and we can not help you or them at all.We dont own the LOT ! Thats not possible or even believable right ?? sound very fishy As the horrible weekend progressed I opened my mouth and asked randem people around the area and YES its very well known. Even my LardLord the 25 year executive at HEB, he agreed these people are CROOKS ! MarketStreet the owner of the parking lot is cashing in on poor families that shop there. HEB and MARKET STREET shame on you... You will never see me there again and in fact I will be sharing this to anyone I come in contact with. I have all the proof including names and reciepts of this complete RIP OFF . No help for me = no more business from me for ever.. enjoy your cash machine guys you are all low lifes.. read more

HEB really tested my patience today. First up: the sashimi. I don't know what happened, but those pieces were tiny. Like a mouse cut them. My kid polished off two whole containers and still looked at me like a Wendy's commercial (ie where's the fish?). At this point, a restaurant might actually be cheaper--and you get pieces bigger than a postage stamp. Then came the beef noodle lo mein, which I can only describe as truly disgusting. The noodles were clumped together while the beef tasted tough like the sole of my shoe. Every burp I had after the food just reminded me of how gross it was. To top it off, the chopstick station was empty, and there was exactly one soy sauce packet left. Rough day, HEB. read more

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Not too bad for a $13, 16-inch pizza. It was hot and ready in about 10 minutes. Thin-sliced with my kind of toppings: savory pork chorizo crumbles, jalapeños, and cilantro. First time trying H-E-B pizza and honestly not bad at all. The pork was just a little salty... like me on a Monday morning... read more

H-E-B - Chorizo pizza - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I love the HEB on 242 better than this one and the one in Magnolia. Each has its own character and I don't like this one's.

10200 HIGHWAY 242 CONROE, TX 77385-4383 Corporate #757 My husband bought shrimp this morning 9-4-25, i opened the bag and the shrimp smelled rotten and they felt slimy and sticky!!!! read more

One of the things I miss most about living in Texas, are H-E-B grocery stores. I was in town for a business trip, and took every opportunity to pop over to this location in the Woodlands neighborhood. This particular place had all of the familiar hallmarks of why I think H-E-B is one of the best grocery stores in America. It is an enormous facility, and all of the sections from produce, seafood, bakery, beer/wine, etc are very thoughtfully laid out. IMHO, the locations in Austin where I used to live are slightly better since those stores have a larger prepared food options. But this location also had fresh in-store prepared corn tortillas (which I bought a package back with me to East Coast) as well as a many "grab and go" offerings such as rotisserie chicken, sandwiches, salads, etc. Staff gladly directed me where to find the necessities such as bottled water (the tap water in Houston is awful), creamer for my morning coffee, and granola bars for snacking. Are H-E-B's upscale or "fancy" like a Whole Foods (which interestingly enough started in Austin, TX)? No, but they have great prices, incredible selection of products, and friendly service. TIP: Don't forget to also pick up a bag of the in-store fried tortilla chips. Tastes way better than any of the Frito Lay mass produced chips. read more

H-E-B - Store made tortilla - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

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Literally want to vomit, we bought 3 pounds of wild caught halibut and when we went to prepare it for dinner I found parasites!! They were still moving around careful if your buying fish...who knows what's all infested. read more

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I am an HEB loyalist, and I LOVE their sandwich boxes, and since I e had a few, I've come to expect a certain level of excellence. This HEB location, in the Woodlands, did not meet that level of excellence with their sandwich box. It was taped shut like it was high level security items, the pita chips were in a ziplock bag instead of the usual chip bag, and there was no fork for the pasta salad. Bad form, Woodlands HEB. read more

H-E-B - Ziplock pita chips...hope they wore gloves! - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I am obsessed with HEB and this is one of my favorite locations. Pros: There is always an excellent selection of produce, butchered meats, and a really great bakery. Everyone is friendly and helpful and the prices are surprisingly reasonable. With the self checkout option you can get in and out quickly. Cons: This location stays busy. It may take a minute to find a decent parking spot. read more

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I was interested to walk around this store that I haven't seen in other parts of the US. Great store to visit to get some Homegrown Texas items as gifts. They have a selection of Texas sauces, and other HEB brand items that I was excited to try. Good variety of items. The store is huge. Also found some European and British items like shortbread, After Eight chocolates. read more

H-E-B - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I love this store! The pharmacy (especially Ben and Maria) is reliable and courteous. The professionalism and dedication to patients and their medical needs are to be commended. HEB is dedicated to helping our youth and community and I enjoy going to a store I know I can count on. Thank you for your service and support to the community and to your staff. Jessie (one of the cashiers) is so committed and dedicated. I want to personally thank her for always giving 150% to her customers and my family. Great work staff at HEB! read more

This H‑E‑B location is the best! Larger than other H‑E‑B locations that I have visited. Has everything you want in a market! Clean facility with large parking lot. Offers everything from fresh produce, meats, seafood, bakery, deli, and cooked foods section! Friendly employees! read more

H-E-B - ows the front of a woodlands market - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

My wife and I have been to this H-E-B many times, only because it is slightly better than the other ones we frequent. being located in the Woodlands an allegedly upscale community, you would think they would have a better selection of products, including gourmet and ethnic foods, I have found that the selection difference from the other stores is insignificant. The quality of the produce is only slightly better, but we have still had issues with their produce, just not as much. The store itself is cleaner and gives the appearance of being fancier. The front end help is usually friendly. Unfortunately, like most H-E-B's the aisles are usually blocked with stockers and their large carts and personal shoppers with their large carts, and they don't get out of the way, they tend to look at customers as being in THEIR way. This location, like the others I've shopped at, are also supporting the fake inflation, corporate greed policy of overcharging for everything. Due to the lack of selection in grocery stores in the Houston area, I have no choice but to return to H-E-B for continued patronage. If Winco opened a store in this area, that would absolutely be my go to for basic groceries and produce. Unfortunately, I don't believe they have any plans to expand to Houston. read more

I love HEB, but this is the worst store I have ever been in. The customers and staff were rude. There was a poor choice in selection of meat. They were low, or out of stock of a lot of items. The prices were higher than other HEB stores. I just moved here, so super disappointed! I will be driving to the Conroe or Magnolia locations, as they were really nice, and on par with the standards that HEB usually sets as a top grocery store chain. read more

H-E-B is by far my favorite grocery store. I usually always go in the store and shop around, it's always clean and everything is fresh. This is my first time trying the H-E-B curbside parking and it was a great experience and convenient. Definitely doing it again! read more

H-E-B - H-E-B Curbside pickup - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

They have a huge seafood dept. Offering both farm and wild caught varieties. Got some seafood wild caught cod and shrimps . They tasted fresh! They even have king salmon here... I didn't bother going to the aisles. But the produce market looked well stocked and very organized. Prices were reasonable. read more

Purchased 6 pounds of the boiled crawfish. If this had been my first time eating crawfish, It is not very likely that I would ever eat it again. They were just ok, kind of dry and bland to sum it up... I assume they cut back on the spices to meet the tastes for everyone, but for me, more work than they were worth. HEB itself is great, I would purchase the live crawfish, but there are way too many good crawfish places to suffer through that again. read more

Lately, the Six Pines location has dropped off my favorite list - I've been going since they first opened. Go knowing this is a very busy store and the parking is usually a challenge. Inside, it appears much smaller that other, newer HEBs and feels over crowded. The isles are also clogged with those large curb side pickup carts. Perhaps its due to the store's size, but it seems they have more of these than other locations. There is also frequent restock activity during peek hours adding to the congestion. In spite of this, my favorite items are frequently out of stock or they simply don't handle the varieties found in other locations. My theory is they're a victim of their own success. When the store was built, the volume of business wasn't fully anticipated. Due to the location, there isn't room to grow and I've seen at least two attempts to reconfigure the store. They're doing it again now and it's a mess. All of this has me feeling I'm in the way of the staff, like a non-playable character just there to spend a ton of money. It's a bad vibe. read more

Although the CSR agreed the dog shouldn't be in the store, how did this woman get all the way to the back of the store without one of the many floor personnel stopping her? This was not a service animal. Stores need to beef up their staff training to ultimately protect our rights to shop freely without tripping over animals, no less in stores that sell food. read more

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These guys really have their scheisse together. They consistently are friendly and helpful. One of their products I enjoy most is their generous servings of sushi. read more

H-E-B - Texas Roll includes generous size pieces of smoked salmon - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

Lots of selections. I don't like the look of HEBs. I like Publix look and feel or Whole Foods. However, great choices and I still spent 400 bucks there lol Has food for everyone, prices are normal. read more

I've traveled to many cities inside the USA and outside the USA. H.E.B. has the best selections of everything. If, you ask a staff member where something is; they will give you very specific direction. Eg. half way down the aisle on the right or left depending on whether you are going towards the front or towards the back. Plenty of selection here. Best grocery store. read more

Best grocery store around! They have great prices with their own brand that taste just as good as name brand if not better. They have a bakery, deli, homemade tortillas, sushi, huge cheese section, isles of wine and beer to choose from and so much more. They have a lot of coupons throughout the store to help save you money and several of them are buy one thing get something free. I wouldn't go anywhere else! read more

This H-E-B is fancier than normal and is more like a fusion of Whole Foods with a H-E-B supermarket. I really like the place. The pizza sometimes comes with free beer if you order a takeout. Of course, whenever I go to buy pizza I get a bunch of shopping done. So it's a win-win. The people who work here are well trained and very professional. So if you're looking for a good H‑E‑B this is definitely one to visit. read more

AMAZINGLY GREAT customer service is an understatement. I visited this store today, and boy must I give Blaine whom was on the 15 items or less lane this evening a HUGE SHOUT OUT! You are the epitome of GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE! May you forever be blessed & have passion for the customer service business! We appreciate people like you! Keep going, You deserve all of the great promotions coming your way!!! Great Job Blaine! read more

Excellent compassionate service. In comparison to other pharmacies like Walgreens on Panther Creek, Walgreens on Kirkendall and Walgreens on College Park pharmacist at other pharmacies try to practice medicine, deny scripts, and give very poor customer service. There's no comparison between HEB Pharmacy and other local chain pharmacies.believe me eventually you will have a problem and it could be severe. read more

Inconsistent with what they carry and constantly out of items that you would expect to be in stock I shop here at least every 10 days. It is the only H-E-B located close to the front of The Woodlands where I live. read more

HEB Market Street used to be a very nice, clean market. Lately it is looking worn and ratty. There are extra refrigeration containers all over which concerns me that they are having trouble with their refrigeration system. It is still my store of choice; just not as pleasant to shop. read more

After 4:00PM This location has no dedicated parking(everyone parks at HEB and walks elsewhere for the entirety of the evening/night despite the signs saying it's not allowed) as well as employees that turn customers away after spending 30 minutes trying to find a parking spot, all because of an expired ID which I haven't had time to renew yet. I looked up the company's policy on alcohol sales online(they wouldn't answer the phone) and found that their employee told me inaccurate information about the store's policy and didn't put the last bottle of barrel aged sour cherry micro brew I was purchasing back on the shelf. read more

H-E-B - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

Since Whole Foods is BARELY braking ground in The Woodlands, the next best thing is H-E-B. I stopped by the meat and fish department where I picked up four 4lb lobsters to grill at around $7 each. The fishmonger was kind enough to prepare the lobsters to grill but it cost me $5. I saw lots of shrimp, giant scallops and clams so I may pick up some on my next shopping trip. I found some fresh squeezed strawberry lemonade for around $5 in the produce section. Where I also picked up a bundle of Rosemary to add to it to infuse it. Basil will be my next flavor. A small Tiramisu cake for &7.99 from the bakery was tasty but it lacked the thick layer of creamy Mascarpone cheese and the heavy sprinkling of espresso and cocoa-I thought it would have but I guess since it was a "CAKE" it wouldn't have all this yumminess. Another favorite was the sushi bar. The samples enticed me to buy the San Antonio roll. It was the perfect blend of flavors topped with avocado, filled with a creamy crab salad and topped with a Sriracha creamy sauce, mmmm. I'm coming back just for these. The deli had so many choices for ready-made foods/dinners packaged up and ready to go. These are perfect for busy school nights. I'll be back to try these too. Overall a great stop to pick up everything you need (since Whole Foods doesn't carry many "typical" items you'd find in the grocery store you can just make it a one stop shopping day). And another note, the customers that shop here are AWESOME! Especially the lady who found my white LV purse and turned it in to the business center! THANK YOU! Sending you my devotions! read more

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this is a great store. staff working hard to keep it restocked. fantastic hours. ample parking. would recommend this one.

Great spot to pick up some snacks and lunch/dinner. Lots of yummy fresh varieties in the deli section also they have sushi available, the bakery is also nice and everything is kept clean and well stocked read more

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Huge place, clean, friendly staffs ...got there pretty late too so I dunno why they got such a low rating ‍I got the hi, the friendly conversation, the friendly bye. Definitely a return again when needing a quick run. read more

September 11th, 2021 This specific girl was highly recommended to decorate my 1 year old baby girls smash cake and cup cakes. My mother showed her the exact picture and colors that I specifically wanted. The girl told my mom that she could do that. Well, Ms. Becka did decorate the cake okay, but she ROYALLY used the WRONG colors, BY FAR!!!! It looks like a boy cake. The roses on the cup cakes, she did one main color for all of them....in blue. Not even pink!! The bakery also told my mom that they only do 8" smash cakes, not 6". EVEN THOUGH they sell 6" cakes Needless to say, I'll be there first thing in the morning when they open. My mother is polite and won't say anything. I no longer live here, but I'm here now, and I will be saying something!!!! Very pissed off and upset about this! ***I tried to post this review without giving any stars but it would not let me.*** read more

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To the uniformed that assumed H-E-B changed suppliers for orange juice and As a customer since they opened, this happens every year this time of year. Only last 3 weeks or so. It's the time of year and that is what suppliers have. By the way the last 3-4 times I've shopped there the orange juice is deli out as it is about 48-49 of 53 weeks. 1 star for off season OJ? Why? Be informed before spreading reviews and not knowing what is going on! read more

(1). Very smelly in entire meat department; unsanitary condition. I reported it to a green vested Asst. Manager who was totally indifferent to my complaint. He said nothing can be done about it. (2). Always crowded, and contributing was this store had all it stockers stocking every isle; can't this be done at 2 am and not 2 pm?? (3). Seems they're always out of stock of my favorite items. (4). Just not very customer service friendly. Chinese pharmacist is very rude. He forgets he has a job because of customers; yet he forgets it's us that pay his salary. He needs to smile and be nice!!! read more

I just ordered favor from here because I don't have a vehicle at the moment. And they gave me milk that expires in three fucking days. Fuck you heb. A bunch of lazy fucks. read more

Been going to this store for almost two years now and I love this place. My first time ordering from their bakery for my two year old's birthday party. They helped me concoct a cupcake cake out of thin air, basically because their print machine wasn't working but I knew I wanted something to do with Minnie Mouse. They did a fantastic job of making the Minnie Mouse theme. Their cake is so rich and fluffy. Also never ever had strawberry frosting before! Bomb! Thanks guys and gals! read more

H-E-B - Minnie Mouse Cupcake cake with strawberry frosting - Grocery Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

HEB is a great store and deserves 5-stars in my book. I moved to Texas from California, and it is honestly one of my favorite grocery stores. This location however is ALWAYS busy and I'm always seeing someone I know which isn't really my thing...ha. The nightmare is really only in the parking lot. Inside, they are well staffed, and I have always been in and out pretty quickly through both self-service and the regular check-out lines. It's no Costco, but this location also has a lot of alcohol samples and a few others if that's your things. It's a convenient stop for me when needing a few items after work, so I'll be back. The bakery is on point, and the deli and "fast food" looks pretty good too. read more