Welp. Here goes. Let's start with context.
I purchased day passes for my family. We didn't book a room at GWL or Foxwoods (the day passes were expensive enough and worth the trip, but I'll get to that). Generally when you buy ahead, you get some sort of benefit, like expedited check-in.
... not at GWL.
We parked in one of the ground-level lots near the hotel/conference center. Bad decision. More on that later.
We followed the signs through the hotel to the waterpark. The facility itself is very nice. The lighting effects are calming/soothing (if you're into that), it isn't too "busy" or noisy, and everything seemed well-organized.
... LOL.
There was no self-service check-in kiosk for the waterpark. Instead, there was a single-manned service desk with one woman working. Maybe 5 families were ahead of us. Twenty minutes later, those same folks were still there.
Eventually the family that was at the desk left, but it was another 30+ minutes of waiting. By then, the line behind us was 2-3x longer and snaked into an alcove leading to a Pack Members Only door and the bowling alley (which is pretty neat, tbh -- the lanes are not regulation, so leave your Brunswick at home lol). It completely blocked the walkway, to the point a worker had to reorganize the line.
Part of the problem: people buying tickets were in the SAME line as people who had already purchased day passes. A couple families ahead of us waited 20-30+ minutes just to be told no more passes were available. Tragic.
This check-in process was absolutely abysmal and almost ruined the entire day. We were in line for about an hour.
I paid $25 for parking at the desk and a "P" was marked on my wristband. Waste of money. I couldn't use the wristband to exit and had to pay again at the gate (~$28 after tax). I'll be disputing that with GWL.
Anyway. The waterpark.
By my standards, it's cool. Very family-oriented, no crazy slides. If you're looking for an "extreme" time, this ain't it. If you want a nice, chill water-play day with the kids and the weather sucks, this IS it.
Bathrooms seemed well-maintained. For a Saturday, it wasn't super-duper packed, either. The folks monitoring the slides all seemed dazed to some degree, but were mostly nice to interact with. Noticed some were a bit touchy with some of the kids... which is why I followed mine everywhere, all day.
The lifeguards are ON POINT -- constantly scanning, communicating with each other, and calling things out when needed. I saw lifeguards drop what they were doing to tend to situations a few times. Not sure if that's good or bad, but... shoutout to the response time, I guess.
Pools aren't very deep. IIRC the deepest is the wave pool in the back at 5 ft (~1.5m).
Equipment appeared well-maintained, except my wife noticed layers of dirt on the stairs of the kids' water playground.
Other patrons kept their shit together. No obscene behavior, outbursts, fights, rude exchanges... it was cool.
We ate at Fatburger. Fries were basic but nice: crispy, hot, salted -- the trifecta for a qualifiable frenchy fry. Chicken tenders were crispy and fried well. No weird giant pieces or mushiness. Sauces were good. Wish I'd tried a burger.
The payment device at our first self-service kiosk didn't work, so we used another. Turnaround time was maybe 3 minutes. They forgot my chili cheese fries at first, but those were good too -- proper beef and melty-cheese fries, not tomato-chili. Probably should call them taco fries, pero que se yo...
Families watch for available tables like drivers in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Advice: have someone secure a table while someone else orders lol.
The snack/bar hut inside the park accepts payment via wristband. I somehow paid for a pretzel with mine despite not having a room. Maybe a charge will magically appear later. Who knows.
Fatburger definitely takes cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay/NFC, and room charging. Wristband payment didn't work for me there, so I used my physical card. Why it worked for the pretzel but not Fatburger? shrug
There looked to be some stuff outside, but I didn't investigate. Maybe a hot tub and deeper pool? Not sure.
The cabanas look nice. But... nah lol.
Anywho. Probably would come back. 'Twas a VERY expensive day; staying a night or two probably would've justified the cost a little more. But any fun time with family is priceless, especially with the youngins going back to school soon.
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