I must love this team because my heart is Brechin…read more First-Hand Experience: I'm not a fan of their stadium, but the team is fine. They play in nice bright red, and have a pretty loyal, if small, fan base. I've seen them live only once, and that was in an away game which they drew. They weren't remarkable, but they do mean something to those travelling fans. I once spoke to their groundsman for 45 mins or so, and he told me a lot of inside info that I'm not allowed to repeat on Yelp! Formed in 1906, they play to 4k in red, and they've won the second tier a few times but have nnever really achieved anything. It turns out Brechin is not even a city which is funny, it does have a cathedral though and that's shown on the badge. And please, don't break my heart, my achy Brechin heart.

I am writing this review for everyone. For those who are home, for those who are away. For near…read more.. For Far... Athletic, lethargic... First-Hand Experience: I've seen Forfar play away from home in Partick, and it was a great experience. I was rooting for the home side though, and the away team didn't do much. The fans were pretty cool, but there weren't many of them, and I don't feel a real connection to this team for some reason despite having seen them live in person and having visited their stadium twice. They play in blue and have done since 1885, and unfortunately this club has never won anything significant despite playing for a good 130 years. They are known as The Loons, so they obviously would be a perfect club for me to support. I want to see the laughing loony loon.

The chef put some weird stuff in our soup that tasted awful. I was like "What did you do to our…read morebroth?" And so the name of this team came into being. First-Hand Experience: I've seen Arbroath play in person just once, and they scored within a couple of minutes of the start. I had a good time watching them even though it was one of the coldest matches I've ever been to. Everyone was nice, the stewards, the other fans as well. Formed in 1878 they play to 6k people in Gayfield Park (yay), in a horrible dark reddish kit that makes god cry. They've been runners up of the second division a few times, they got a 36-0 win over Bon Accord which is a world record, that was back in 1885. But other than that there's not much to say about this team.

Stationary Park is one of the few stadiums that is unable to move around, it is still exactly where…read moreeveryone left it last time it was used. If you want to write a letter to them, use Stationary. First-Hand Experience: More info about my personal experience at this stadium - I have yet to see a game here, despite it being around for over 100 years longer than me. However I've visited here twice, and sneaked onto the pitch without any sort of repercussions (I really shouldn't put this in writing). It's an average stadium, it looks good, but could use a new facelift and to fill in the corners, so I'll give it a 3. I will be back here soon to see a live game though, instead of as a camera-wielding tourist. So when I was doing my first tour of Scotland in 2011, I also hit up every single stadium in the country. My obsession with footy (soccer to Americans) is the reason. Every stadium review - like all my reviews - are based on first-hand personal experience, usually from multiple visits. As recently as Fall 2014, when I was "stuck" in UK for 3 months, I went to most of them yet again while travelling. I have pictures of me at many of them, which I will post later. Also, when back in Scotland I plan to take more pix, and add more stadia! So watch this space! *** return to regular review *** It opened in 1885 and both Forfar teams play here together. It can hold nearly 7k, but it really does look like a bit of a field in the middle of nowhere. Forfar Bridies, the popular local dish, are readily available.

Linked In Park is sponsored by that resumé website, and Linkin Park is, well, in the end it doesn't…read moreeven matter what Linkin Park is, but this is Links Park, and it's nothing to do with Rammstein. First-Hand Experience: More info about my personal experience at this stadium - I've never seen a live match here unfortunately, but I have been inside once, been around the outside on two other occasions, and I've taken tons of pix. I think it's a great, grand old stadium, but the capacity is pitiful... only 3k people. So I'll keep it as a 3, especially since it has artificial grass (which I walked on! Yay! Don't tell anyone!). So when I was doing my first tour of Scotland in 2011, I also hit up every single stadium in the country. My obsession with footy (soccer to Americans) is the reason. Every stadium review - like all my reviews - are based on first-hand personal experience, usually from multiple visits. As recently as Fall 2014, when I was "stuck" in UK for 3 months, I went to most of them yet again while travelling. I have pictures of me at many of them, which I will post later. Also, when back in Scotland I plan to take more pix, and add more stadia! So watch this space! *** return to regular review *** Montrose have played here since 1887, and it's adorable because a bunch of houses back onto the field. It has artificial turf, and it can hold 3k people. Montrose used to rent the pitch out for livestock and grazing (hahahahaa), and their stand was formerly used at the Highland Games.

When Crocodile Dundee married that cute woman from the first movie, was that "Dundee United?"…read more The irony of this team name is that it isn't. Dundee is quite divided, and the bitter rivals play just 300 yards down the road. Bitter because United are the bigger team by any stretch of the imagination. First-Hand Experience: I've seen DUFC play 3 times at home, and several times away, and I absolutely love them. They're my favourite team in Scotland (alongside Celtic) and they have shiny orange kits like the 1970s Holland teams did. I'm positively in love with the way they play in their swashbuckling side, backed by the Tannadice Roar. It's a crime that this stadium only has one review... maybe Yelp is not so big in Dundee. If you ever go up to Scotland and you like football, do what I did. Take a chance, go in the wind and the rain and sit at Tannadice and be amazed by the crowd and the team and the spirit of this city and club. I love this team a lot! Can't wait to go and watch them again. They play to 14k people, more than DFC, and they have a much sexier kit (orange). They are known as the Tangerines, or Terrors, or the Arabs - the supporters anyway. Not sure why. They play at Tannadice which means every time I hear Coldplay or Phil Collins singing about Another Day In Paradise, etc... I sing "Another Day In Tannadice." Ironically Celtic Park is nicknamed Paradise. They were originally Dundee Hibernian and they are the Irish (Catholic) half of Dundee. They were formed in 1909. Like DFC, they have only won the Scottish Premier once, and that was quite recently, in 1983, right around the time that Aberdeen were dominating. They've won the Scottish Cup twice recently, in 1994 and 2010. They won the Scottish League Cup in 1980 and 1981. They've been Scottish Cup runners up 5 times including 2005 and 2014. They were amazingly UEFA Cup runners up in 1987 and European Cup Semi Finalists in 1984. So a very storied history for this beautiful orange club.

I was asked to answer 4 questions, and I've only done one of them. a, b and c were too hard, but…read moreI've Done D. First-Hand Experience: I've only seen Dundee FC play once... and it was hosting their crosstown rivals Dundee United, and what a cauldron it was! An absolutely thrilling fixture! I like United's colours, spirit, fans, stadium and history better than DFC, but I still really respect this club and the passion of their supporters. And I had a great time in their stadium, and nobody tried to kill me despite me wearing an orange shirt... so for that I will give them a solid four stars. I haven't been back inside the stadium since that awesome match in 2011, but I will be going here again soon. I visited the ground briefly in 2014 and relived the memories, but not on a match day. Next time I go, hopefully it will be for my second match experience here! Dundee is half of the city of Dundee, the other half being Dundee United. They play in ugly dark blue and were formed in 1893. They are in the Scottish Premier. They play to 11.5k and are 300 yards away from their great rivals. Under Bob Shankly in 1962 they amazingly won the Scottish Premier title, which is the only time they've ever won it. They got to the Semi Final of the European Cup the following season. They were runners up in the league 4 times, but not since they won it. They won the Scottish Cup in 1910, and were runners up 4 times including 64 and 2003. They won the Scottish League Cup 3 times and were runners up 3 times. They are known as the Dees. In that regard, they are exactly like my gf who is known for her Ds, though not for long.

2 new stands behind both goals. The old main stand is 90…read moreyears old but you still get a good view. The Derry is for the home support but make sure you have pee b4 going as the wc is 0/10.

My friend Mont thinks he's Jesus. Seriously though, he might be, because Mont was killed by some…read moreRoman dudes after an away game, and Mont Rose from the dead, which is what this team is named after. First-Hand Experience: I have never seen Montrose play live at home, but I've seen them away on one occasion, and they put up a decent fight but got mauled by Motherwell. I think they're a quality team that have been around forever, and having seen them in person, I'll give them a solid 3. Although I have a solid 7 or 8 right here. They play in blue and their away kits are lovely yellow, they've been around since 1879 so one of the grand old Scottish clubs. They joined the league in 1923. They've never really won anything but they're still a historic club located in Angus. At night it's known as Black Angus.