Because several members of the Rolling Stones are not dead (perhaps undead?) you can say there are…read moremany Livingstones. Perhaps they support this team. They play in yellow and are known as Liv or The Amber Machine. If Liv Tyler peed a lot, would they call her The Amber Machine? First-Hand Experience: I was lucky enough to see Livingston play away from home (at Motherwell and at Hibs, I believe) and both times, they lost, but they put up a great fight and their tiny number of travelling fans were loud and passionate. I last saw them play in 2011, but visited their home stadium (brand new) in 2014 and it's really great! Definitely a 4 star team. Their stadium holds 10k and they finished 3rd in 2001 qualifying for the UEFA Cup in their first season in the top flight, as well as winning the 2004 Scottish League Cup. They were liquidated and demoted to tier three, but after that they achieved back to back promotions and have settled in the second tier now. They were originally Meadowbank Thistle and relocated in 1995 to Livingston, which means they need to be demoted a little bit because I don't like the concept of relocation. However it's exactly 15 miles from Edinburgh so since they didn't go too far I'll only demote them 1 star.

I was asked to answer 4 questions, and I've only done one of them. a, b and c were too hard, but…read moreI've Done D. First-Hand Experience: I've only seen Dundee FC play once... and it was hosting their crosstown rivals Dundee United, and what a cauldron it was! An absolutely thrilling fixture! I like United's colours, spirit, fans, stadium and history better than DFC, but I still really respect this club and the passion of their supporters. And I had a great time in their stadium, and nobody tried to kill me despite me wearing an orange shirt... so for that I will give them a solid four stars. I haven't been back inside the stadium since that awesome match in 2011, but I will be going here again soon. I visited the ground briefly in 2014 and relived the memories, but not on a match day. Next time I go, hopefully it will be for my second match experience here! Dundee is half of the city of Dundee, the other half being Dundee United. They play in ugly dark blue and were formed in 1893. They are in the Scottish Premier. They play to 11.5k and are 300 yards away from their great rivals. Under Bob Shankly in 1962 they amazingly won the Scottish Premier title, which is the only time they've ever won it. They got to the Semi Final of the European Cup the following season. They were runners up in the league 4 times, but not since they won it. They won the Scottish Cup in 1910, and were runners up 4 times including 64 and 2003. They won the Scottish League Cup 3 times and were runners up 3 times. They are known as the Dees. In that regard, they are exactly like my gf who is known for her Ds, though not for long.

2 new stands behind both goals. The old main stand is 90…read moreyears old but you still get a good view. The Derry is for the home support but make sure you have pee b4 going as the wc is 0/10.

The chef put some weird stuff in our soup that tasted awful. I was like "What did you do to our…read morebroth?" And so the name of this team came into being. First-Hand Experience: I've seen Arbroath play in person just once, and they scored within a couple of minutes of the start. I had a good time watching them even though it was one of the coldest matches I've ever been to. Everyone was nice, the stewards, the other fans as well. Formed in 1878 they play to 6k people in Gayfield Park (yay), in a horrible dark reddish kit that makes god cry. They've been runners up of the second division a few times, they got a 36-0 win over Bon Accord which is a world record, that was back in 1885. But other than that there's not much to say about this team.

If you are a seller of thumb tacks (UK: drawing pins) then you "Sell Tacks", which is about how you…read morepronounce Celtic with a Scottish accent, by the way. Similarly, if you are a SeaLion and you do cool things to impress onlookers, then you do SealTricks. But seriously, Celtic is one of the great teams of the whole world, let alone the UK. The biggest club in Scotland on every level, playing in a palace of a 60k stadium, which includes a Graveyard so hardcore fans can be buried here! That's how much Celtic means. First-Hand Experience: this is my fave club in Scotland, and one of my 10 fave clubs in the world. I've seen them live at this stadium many times, I've also seen them away from home at Anfield (Liverpool), other Scottish clubs, and even in Cleveland Browns Stadium facing Boca Juniors. I can't really count the number of times I've watched them play but it's been around a dozen or more. Most recently was 2014. They're a wonderful club with wonderful fans. Being inside Celtic Park is one of the best stadium experiences for any fan anywhere. Plus they are linked to my fave team Liverpool in many ways and to my mother's homeland of Ireland. So they mean a lot to me. Watching them is a religious experience - and yes that is an in-joke. Since religion is so heavily linked to this club and Rangers. Celtic (pronounced Seyll-takk in the local accent, and never Kel-tic, ever) are bitter rivals of Rangers, and the religious element means the hatred runs deep. The Irish were always the outcasts and underdogs but when it comes to football they are the big boy. Rangers has won more Scottish League titles, but Celtic is bigger in every other way. They play in famous green and white hoops. The stadium is in the rough East End of town. I had a gun pointed at me outside their stadium. Since their first game in 1888, they have never been relegated, which is very impressive, especially now that Rangers were demoted and so Celtic are the only team not to be relegated. They have won the Scottish League 46 times and are the current champs. They're within 10 of Rangers' record. They've won the Scottish Cup 36 times and the League Cup 15 times. In 1967 they amazingly became the first British team to win the European Cup, with Manchester United, Liverpool (4 times in a few years) and Nottingham Forest following suit within a decade or so. They were runners up in the 1970 European Cup and in the 2003 UEFA Cup, meaning they have reached 3 major European finals, winning one. In 67 they had beaten Inter Milan in the final, whereas in 70 they lost to Feyenoord at the San Siro. Their greatest managers include Martin O'Neill who got them to the UEFA Cup Final, and Neil Lennon who got Celtic to a few Champions League knockout phases. Celtic's club magazine is the oldest in the football world, from 1965. There are supposedly 9 million Celtic fans around the world including 1 million in the US and Canada. Like Liverpool, they sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" before every game, and they never will.

It's shocking that it has taken me to my 47th review to do this one, but here it finally is. Over…read morethe past decade or two I have been to Celtic Park literally hundreds of times, so you now know up front that clearly I am a fan. Having been to football grounds as famous as Anfield, Old Trafford, the Nou Camp, etc, I can certainly state that Celtic Park is on a par with any of these places. What sets it apart is the 5 star atmosphere created by the supporters who are known for producing the noise to help push the team over the line during important matches. Get yourself along to a match to sample the atmosphere, a champions league match is particularly recommended if you can get a ticket. Alternatively you can do the museum tour. I have done it a few times now with friends who have come to visit Glasgow. You get to hear about the famous history of Celtic and see parts of the stadium you normally would not have access to.

I am writing this review for everyone. For those who are home, for those who are away. For near…read more.. For Far... Athletic, lethargic... First-Hand Experience: I've seen Forfar play away from home in Partick, and it was a great experience. I was rooting for the home side though, and the away team didn't do much. The fans were pretty cool, but there weren't many of them, and I don't feel a real connection to this team for some reason despite having seen them live in person and having visited their stadium twice. They play in blue and have done since 1885, and unfortunately this club has never won anything significant despite playing for a good 130 years. They are known as The Loons, so they obviously would be a perfect club for me to support. I want to see the laughing loony loon.

I used to do very wavy, wobbly lines, but lately I've Done a Firm Line every time I tried. Hence…read morethe name of this team. First-Hand Experience: I've seen Dunfermline play live at home in 2011 and I loved it. Great fans, great stadium, great bridie especially. The team, however, is uninspiring. They don't win much and don't play with a style that really gets me going. I've seen them away from home a few times too and they didn't do it for me. But because of the awesome fans, I'll give them a solid 3. Founded in 1885, they play to 11k people, in white with black stripes and trim, and they had a golden age in the 1960s with two Scottish Cup wins, as well as a Premier League stint in the 00s. Owen Coyle, Alex Ferguson, Jock Stein and David Moyes are all connected with this club, aye. Their cup wins were 61 and 68, and they somehow reached the European Cup Winners' Cup Semi Finals in 1969.

I was too busy watching football to see the Perth of my child. His name was John and he has a very…read morenice tone in his voice. But his brother does not. Whenever he yells at me, I think to myself, "this ain't John's tone." Indeed. This is the great club of Perth, in case you didn't know. They play in the Scottish Prem, to 10.5k people, and were formed in 1885. They are known as the Saints and play in blue. First-Hand Experience: I've seen St. Johnstone play live in person twice. Once was a friendly, and once was away against one of the Glasgow giants. They got murdered, and didn't really impress me, both times I saw them. They have a decent fan support, but for some reason the rabid nature of Dundee fans was never transferred onto their Perth neighbours because the support for Dundee and Dundee United has always been more intense than the support for Perth, for some reason. *** return to regular review *** They were originally a cricket team. They've been in the top division more often than not over the years. Their main rival is Dundee, for some reason. They have only ever won one piece of silverware in their entire history, which is crazy, but the good news is, it just happened very recently, as they won the Scottish Cup in 2014 for the first and only time. They have been League Cup runners up twice.

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I have a confession. I never knew your father, and I only dated your sister once, but I knew your…read moreMother Well... ;) Since 1985, Motherwell have been consistently in the Scottish Premier League, but that is in grave danger this year as they will have to contest a play off final against the likes of Hibernian or (gulp) Celtic to save their place in the league. Watch this space. No seriously, watch it. Okay, thanks for watching the space, I'm back. First-Hand Experience: I have been to their home stadium 4 or 5 times, twice to watch a match, one time in the really old days. I have seen them play live on 2 or 3 occasions and each time I absolutely loved it. I adore their kits, their fans, their atmosphere. I consider myself a semi-fan of Motherwell and am proud to have seen them play. Hamilton and Airdrie are the main rivals, and this club was founded in 1886 and plays in gorgeous yellow and red, really luscious eyecatching colours. They've been a top division side throughout most of history. Their greatest achievement was winning the Scottish League in 1932, but they've been runners up 7 times, including 95, 2013 and 2014... Celtic were the team that kept them out of it. They have finished 3rd 8 times. They won the Scottish Cup in 1952 and 1991, and have been runners up 5 times including 2011. Won the Scottish League Cup in 1951, and were runners up twice including 2005. So they're altogether a really fantastic club that play to 14k fans and have punched above their weight.

A good football stadium that, while never busy, is still quite cramped with seats quite cosily put…read moretogether. This will either be a really good or really bad thing depending on if you're team are winning or not. I'm not the biggest football fan in the world, so I am rarely here to watch some football but rather for functions, mainly in the Davie Cooper Suite. It's really nice, with good barstaff and well stocked bars. The buffets are always ace as well. Had some great nights in here. If you are here for football, you could do worse, but also better. It's not the best stadium in Scotland but at the end of the day it all comes down to whether or not your team wins. Could be doing with some money pumped into it, along with alot of places in Motherwell.

Linda Hamilton owns this team (the woman from the Terminator films) but she prefers to boast about…read moreher college degrees rather than her acting career (I guess she didn't think her Dante's Peak performance was great, she should check out Fox's Peak instead), hence the name Hamilton Academical. She was also on drugs, briefly, so the team name changed for a while to Hamilton Chemicals. First-Hand Experience: I have only seen Hamilton play once live in person, and every other time it was on TV. I did enjoy the game, but mainly because I love watching footy live, and it didn't rain and wasn't freezing (which is unusual for Scotland). I wasn't too impressed by the tiny stadium, the timid atmosphere, the low turnout, or the home team's playing style. That was in 2014, so it may be that by now, things have improved. I'll check them out again one of these days. Still, they're making the effort and they're doing quite well in the Scottish leagues, so I'll give them a solid 3. Formed in 1874, this team plays to 6k people in a brand new stadium and amazingly is in the Premier Division of Scotland while teams like Hibs, Hearts and Rangers have been out of it (two of them will be re-entering, maybe). They play in red and white hoops that make them look like Waldo/Wally. They have never won the league, they won the "b cup" twice, and were runners up in the Scottish Cup twice, in 1911 and 1935. So despite being in the top division a lot, they have really never accomplished anything. They do have a super cool name though.