So yeah .... did a karate chop in the shower while trying to shave my legs. Always having unexpected fun over here! To elaborate (for giggles and also a stellar review), my right leg slipped in the tub while I was shaving my left leg, high above where it should have been located; past the12 inch max space that you can utilize for soap or any shampoo/ conditioner of your preference, orrrrr as I would like to reference that location as the Shower Game Spot- because we all thoroughly enjoy playing, "Will the Soap Stay in Place Today". For you Math lovers, let's just say my leg was wayyyyy past the standard height of the 48-60 inch said "soap dishes". Hopefully you see the fun is about to start. So, I slip (I'd like to add for my own ego I have never slipped prior, hm- hmm) and upon feeling the accelerated force & motion as I was lunging forward, I became a full-on, green-light-go, real life mofo ninja .... yea buddy. I caught the slipping in its act, karate chopped my left foot into the bottom of the basin tub, flailed both arms (in true ninja fashion) and caught myself from falling. Now, I will say the shampoo/conditioner bottles went flying and my left foot hurt like hell, but I figured that was the price to pay for being a mofo ninja .... and I thought "yeaaaaa, I'm awesome, that was slickkkk and I'm all good"; but what I wasn't expecting was the 40 mile an hour whiplash I gave myself, for- let's say it together kids-"for being a mofo ninja". Whiplash in the shower .... that's a new one for me, but I'm always up for some excitement in the least expected places.
Ok, so here comes the review-THANK GOD FOR MY THERAPEUTIC RELIEF OIL I purchased from Sarah, who hand makes it!!! As a reiki master and epic masseuse (as well as all her other long list of talents), I believe she really knows what the body needs and when it needs to heal. This morning I was in horrible pain (in true whiplash form) and that pain and discomfort had started hitting me last night. I wasn't looking forward to the work day ahead but I remembered to use her therapeutic oil, and I cannot say this enough ..... it completely worked. I did not take any pain meds, muscle relaxers or anything other than applying her cream. It was smooth, easy to self- apply and work into the skin with gentle massage. It will always be my go-to and I wanted to share this review for proof of excellence. read more