TLDR: overpriced; penny pinchers; despite the hotel name, not my first choice
Full Review: On a two week road trip and plan was to spend the morning in Moab and then head to Zion. Ended up spending the full day in Moab and too tired to drive all the way to Zion. Green River looked like a good place to stop overnight. Arrived in town around 1900 local time and the hotel was pet friendly. Base price was ~$30 more than any hotel I had booked on trip. When I checked in was told there was a $20 fee per pet per night but was already there and tired. The pet area is a rock pit with a dirt path. The WiFi was pretty good but even with an HDMI hooked up to the computer wasn't able to watch movies on the TV because the hotel has video on demand that you pay to watch movies. The hot tub was out of order.
Petty rant: Breakfast only goes until 0900, even on the weekends, so night owls make note. I dragged myself of bed at 0830 and worst selection to date. No fruit, a pan of eggs and sausage links, dry cereal, oatmeal packs, yogurt. Not great for a vegan, so I grabbed a couple of peanut butter packets. There was a sign that said "This is all you can EAT not all you can WASTE". Are we in kindergarten? There was a family sitting at the table closest to the 'buffet' with their dog (no service vest) pulling on its leash, likely trying to get to the sausage links. The dog could have had all the sausage links as far as I was concerned and I travel with my fur friends, too, but the associate should have kindly pointed to the sign that said 'No pets in breakfast area.' The orange juice and apple juice were out of order, leaving cranberry juice or water as options. There was coffee but no decaf available. I know free breakfast, I shouldn't complain about free but I am anyways.
Also my fault but still: Check out is at 1100. I am chronically late. Sorry I have multiple ADA qualified conditions so no, I cannot go to bed earlier and wake up earlier or move any faster. At 1030 I told the housekeeper I was loading my car then checking out. At 1110, I was out at the car and had one more load to grab from the room and then would be on my way but guess what? Neither of my keys would let me in. I was a bit flustered making my way to the desk and had to roll my eyes when the associate told me the keys shut off at 1100 because that is checkout time. Both stairwells were pitch black because they had shut the lights off, likely to save money on their electricity bill.
Overall, bad research on my part for selecting this place. At least my doggos are cute. Oh and Tesla Charger Users, there is a nice note posted on the bathroom doors that they are not meant for you. read more