We've sailed with Festiva twice, & while there were many strong points, there were also a lot of negatives, which have prevented us from taking another trip with them.
First, we've traveled a lot in the Carib; mostly all-inclusive resorts, or B&Bs, so the sea approach is definitely a great way to change perspective/see more. Festiva does a nice job of offering a floating all-inclusive, with an intimate atmosphere of few guests, which is far higher-end than even the best stateroom on a massive cattle-style cruise ship.
1.) Our 1st Festiva trip was to the Grenadines back in 2008. I will skip names & just say we were hosted by a Capt, then in his 40s & his girlfriend, then in her late 20s. My husband & I were the age of the girlfriend. The other guests were grandparent-age (big age gap), but we were able to find much in common & make fun conversation to enjoy each other the best we could. Meals were very good, drinks were always available, & we even learned a new cocktail which we have enjoyed many times since. The Grenadines are magical, & our hosts were good at setting up activities on land, with people who took care of us just as well as our Captain & Hostess did. Overall great time, but a few odd things happened, worth noting.
- One was the trip to "Happy Island" (a tiny manmade island by Union Island). Miscommunication from our hostess ended with the whole boat leaving on the water taxi without me, & I never got to go. Hubs was told I'd be right behind them, but that never happened, so we got separated & I was left alone.
- The timeshare spiel. After we'd settled into our routine, we were handed cocktails one evening, as usual, but were then cornered into a long, painful presentation about timeshare opportunities on board Festiva yachts. It was frustrating b/c it felt like a sucker punch; no one had warned us & that is not what was advertised. After 1hr it ended & pressure mostly did too, but things were a bit uncomfortable from then on. Boatmates were as uninterested as we were, especially with the whole bit about going to a bank on St. Vincent, withdrawing 5 figures in US cash, & handing it over then & there. Creepy.
- Hostess offered to take pics of us, for us, b/c she had a nice new camera. Great. When I emailed post-vacation to ask for them, I got a reply saying she'd send them but she never did. We tipped according to Festiva's own advice, & compared it w/ boatmates. Who knows what happened, but we never got meaningful pics that we could have asked someone else to take on our own camera.
2.) Our 2nd trip was more recent. We went to St. Maarten/Anguilla/St. Barths. We were hosted by a 50s-ish married couple from Italy. This trip was filled with a LOT more issues.
- At first, we felt hosts were the moody type of Europeans, who act like the whole world is bothering them. However, the woman seemed to focus her attitude on me. Ostensibly, the reason was b/c I have some allergies, & she had to adapt her cooking accordingly. However, she was really being manipulative & cheap (do they pocket $ saved on groceries?) by refusing to make seafood for everyone else, & scapegoating it on my diet needs. She gave us nasty cut-up hotdog casserole on one occasion, among other really gross, cheap dishes, that were not fit for the class of service advertised by Festiva. Even the kids' buffet at Club Med would not serve hotdog casserole & a week at CM is half the price of Festiva.
- Boatmates this time were wretched. Grandparents again, 2 couples, longtime "friends" (husbands were profs at Wesleyan). They seemed ok at first, but the intellectual snob bs soon began. You could tell the wives covertly hated one another; an uptight/bossy/humorless RN who wore the pants, & the other was a passive housefrau, who let her misogynistic husband treat her like a dope. The RN also hated the misogynist (like Peggy Hill v Cotton) & so on. They insisted on NO a/c, & on playing opera the whole week. As mentioned, I have allergies. I asked repeatedly for a/c, but Capt did nothing (probably b/c he pocketed $ for it). Opera is fine, but not all week in the Carib. Please.
- Hosts didn't keep the deck clean, & did a dirty job of cleaning dishes. Never once changed sheets or towels. Gave very little time ashore, with ZERO tips on sightseeing. Despite great weather, only one snorkel for 5min in dangerous waves. Why were they even there? Sullen attitude. Sat around whining about Amanda Knox to Americans. Really?
- No timeshare spiel this time, but that's the best I can say for the week.
- At the end of the trip, hosts suddenly started sucking up for a tip (literally in the last 6 hrs of the week). Ridiculous.
The 2nd trip was VERY different from the 1st. We felt scammed out of our money. It was 1-star hotel worthy. It was unacceptable & we got no response from Festiva after our survey. Thus we haven't returned. Another reviewer also had a great 1st trip, but bad 2nd trip, which we suspect is a pattern (2nd trip is the real Festiva). read more