Quickest Drink I've ever had…read more There are certain things you have to do when you go to places you've never been before. In our case, whenever we go abroad, we have to check out the local Irish bar - because the Mrs is Irish and no matter where you go - there's an Irish bar. Whenever we go somewhere we know there's a gay bar - we have to go and check it out. So as you can imagine, we've been to a fair few not so pleasant gay bars in our time. Well done Bromley - you win our least favourite gay bar in the world competition so far. It's dark - so dark I couldn't work out what money I had in my hand to give over the bar. It's expensive - Over £6 for a spirit and mixer - I am not in a poesy soho bar. It's not a poesy soho bar - this of course would normally be a positive point, however it's so dated, dirty, falling apart that I begrudge paying so much for a simple drink. It also ponged - B.O. It's unfriendly - in a 'you're not from round here' kind of way. I'm sure if we had gone there at night it might have had a different atmosphere and wouldn't have been so awful. I so wanted this to be a new regular for me since moving further south, but I think I'll keep Bromley for shopping rather than drinking.

I go to the Star And Garter a lot as I am a regular, and it seem to improve more and more every…read moreweek. It has amazing karaoke and the weekends are always fun with music for everyone to enjoy. One of the reasons I love the Star And Garter so much is that everyone in there is extremely friendly and that includes the staff, because of this i have made many great friends and enjoy seeing them at the Star And Garter. With great drink promotions through the week I always look forward to going to the Star And Garter

You're simply not going to find a better cafe in all of Lewisham/Catford…read more From the relaxed atmosphere, comfortable leather chairs to the wide range of cakes and food this place is probably Catford's greatest gem. The coffee is strong and tasty and the wifi free and fast, but the greatest thing about Appetito is the staff; people so friendly and happy to help that they make you feel like you've been invited into their back garden to relax.

This is a real gem of a place. It is situated in central Catford and is easy to find as its bright…read morered! There is outside seating although this is on a main road so it doesn't offer great views of Catford unfortunately! Inside the cafe is cosy and comfortable with a nice leather sofa along with indivual seating areas. There is an extensive light food and drinks menu including, hot, cold and alcoholic drinks. Try the Hot Choc Heaven it's truly extravagant with marshmallows, whipped cream and hundreds of thousands! There is live jazz on Wednesday evenings from 8pm until midnight and a DJ on Saturday where you can try your hand at Hip Hop Karaoke. The music is good and varied. The staff are friendly and the atmosphere is relaxed, everyone seems to be there to have a good time. It's great to see a local venue like this in Catford.

I remember this pub from way back and how it has changed. It has had a make over to bring it into…read morethe 21st century and fits nicely into the hipster scene that the management is after. The look and feel of the is on trend and it has ample seating downstairs. There is an upstairs area that I believe is used for a variety of different shows, burlesque and the such like. They have a variety of craft beers on tap alongside the regulars, Guinness, etc. They have a good range of spirits on the top shelf. I did not try the wines. It was told by someone who did that the house white was ok. The food menu is limited, burgers, chicken dish and veggie option. So traditional pub food. They had a DJ who played some good music, some tunes I really was not expecting!! So if you are down Nun Head way it's worth a visit.

OK, so I live in this area, just around the corner in fact and in my opinion, this pub makes…read moreNunhead a place to stop at in South East London. The Old Nuns Head truly has carved itself out as the heart of this small community and lays on all sorts of events from ale festivals to karaoke (no bonus for guessing which of those I prefer! ;). They even have a yoga class that is run upstairs in a big hall, but am reliably informed it is run by a sexed up crazy lady - never know though, this could be EXACTLY what you are looking for?! The place is clean, has a wonderful atmosphere that they work hard to keep relaxed and cosy. The food menu is good, Sunday lunch is actually fantastic and there are even a wide range of board games for you and your mates to get caught up in over a cold one. The only reason I didn't give this 5 stars is that they have recently extended the menu from traditional British food (of very healthy proportions) to include a Thai menu which does, I'm disappointed to report, leaves a lot to be desired. However, the Roasts and other traditional foods are still on the menu and still a big hit with me. Great pub, fantastic building, wonderful bar staff and is a real selling point of the area. Pop in, you won't be disappointed!

Let me preface this with something: my partner was kicked out of this bar tonight…read more Why? Because he slightly missed the toilet while taking a piss. In a bar. And they have CCTV recording IN THEIR TOILETS, without any exceptional circumstances - e.g. vandalism, drugs - as you need to note to be able to do this legally, and no notices on data protection. This also has to be in relation to the severity of previous incidents, of which none are noted. After this, a female bar member pulled my partner from the men's toilets - a rude, aggressive woman usually on the door here that we've ignored the attitude of previously - a woman with the shaved sides on her head. She also disappeared after 'escorting' him out because she was watching the CCTV instead of someone of his own gender, and didn't tell any of the group he was with, so I had to repeatedly ring him on the eve of my birthday to figure out what had happened. This woman ruined our night, the bar is acting ILLEGALLY, and you should never set foot in here. I hope this place closes down.

I went here for lunch today as I was eyeing the sweet potato and broccoli falafel wrap on the…read moreonline menu. Sadly and frustratingly as often happens in London, the menu was outdated. So I got the spinach, lentil and quinoa burger on a sourdough bun sans chips, for £11. The waitress asked if I wanted anything on top and I said no, deeply regretting my decision when the burger arrived. It was so dry, despite the little bits of chili sauce bits atop the burger, and completely tasteless. The bun had a fine dusting of flour atop that sprinkled everywhere. Dense and chewy bun but still lacking flavour. A few greens were sprinkled on the side. The venue is pretty cool with an ornate stage and gold lamé curtains, and red leather sofas, so I would give more stars if just for the venue. But I can't get over that sad, sad burger. There's also a vegan stew on the menu but with no description of what it is, I wouldn't trust it either. Dog-friendly so that's a plus!

The Ivy House! From the outside it looks like a regular local London Pub. Once in side it still…read morelooks like a regular local London pub and quite a small one at that. A short bar with a few chairs and tables dotted around and a peculiar pair of large black double doors. Down the rabbit hole we go, for behind the black doors is a proscenium arch with tables, comfy chairs and chesterfields scattered around the auditorium. A rather impressive and welcoming space, that has played host to many a comedy night. A pub worth keeping an eye on, as it has been know to birth some pretty special comedy talent.

Bibas is another club in Bromley, although I haven't been here as much. Not quite made up my mind…read moreabout this place. It's a little pricy for Bromley, £10-15 on the door but stays open till 4am so a bonus! Drinks are fairly priced, £2.50 for bottles and beers and a bottle of wine is around £15. No idea what there house champagne is but its lovely and at £30 a bottle, a steal if you ask me! Atmosphere is quite old school clubbing, lots of flashing lights and neon's and the music is commercial. After a few drinks it gets better and the dance floor is a fair size so you go shake your thing without shaking yourself onto anyone else! There is a top floor where I have been told they do karaoke on occasion but you can imagine the old men up there trying to reclaim there youth with the older crowd congregating up there. If your in Bromley and no where to go, this would be your best bet for fair priced drinks and a good old boogie!!

Went to Bibas for the first time Sat night and it was pretty good! You need photo ID on the door so…read morebe warned! I generally don't carry mine anymore as I'm in my late twenties but they actually need it to scan in to log whose in the club which security wise I think is smart, music which fun and was quite early so wasn't overcrouded, the door fee of ten quid was pretty steeped and we kicked ourselves when we realised free tickets were being handed out in the street which we turned down!! So make sure you take any free tickets just incase! Bottle of prosecco was 25 quid which if you 2/3 of you actually works out ok as clubs go, the door guys were really friendly and helpful actually too, nothing worse than an asshole on the door!

I really enjoy spending time here with friends, it's a friendly place and perfect for metalheads…read more Food it's not bad at all and drinks are not watered down as in other places. I like the different food choices and everything is usually a good portion. The only con is that you need to be careful when ordering with the app, as sometimes a double drink becomes a single. It's best to order at the counter when you can. Toilets are clean. Booking it's easy both on the website and the phone and the staff always ask me if I prefer to book a table outside or inside and give suggestions based on the weather

Great place for alternative folks. Good good and great 2 for £8 deals. Reasonably priced for a…read moreLondon pub.

This is a great little theatre with both a large auditorium and a studio space. Touring shows come…read morehere, lots of variety from mediums to ballet - and the studio has small scale theatre plus - and best of all - an amazing season of childrens theatre on a Saturday morning - it's fantastic - £6 per ticket and there's usually entertainment before - we saw Billy Goats Gruff here and thoroughly enjoyed it. The Panto always has good names in but be aware - shows sell out quickly here so book early to avoid disappointment! There's a nice cafe in the foyer that is open to anyone - has a great range of Fairtrade products.

It is so close to my house it would be a sin not to go and check it out so we went with my wife and…read moreit was really nice experience. As we found out they have a variety of shows so everyone can find something interesting and also they have like kids club with shows for little ones so when i mean everybody it really is everybody :) After we liked it so much the first time we saw a few shows - it is so refreshing after the cinema, we can call ourselves regulars now :)