It's difficult to be too positive about a pub which, being part of a larger chain, is pretty much without a soul. Don't get me wrong, you can absolutely get chain businesses with personality, it's just that I didn't really warm to the persona of this one.
Perhaps it was the slightly lack-lustre waitress who took a little while to actually seat us, or perhaps it was the lewd-bordering-on-misogynistic wall decorations plastered all over the walls of the little booth in which my boyfriend and I were seated. I sat down to be confronted by a horrid poster of a cartoon pregnant woman, holding a 'make love not war' placard, being accosted by some bawdy cartoon man exclaiming "I see you practice what you preach love!" Needless to say, I did not want to have that in the corner of my eye as I ate my lunch. So that we're clear, I'm not a prude. I have no issue with nudity or imagery of a sexual just so long as they don't undermine my sex in the process.
Ignoring the above I set about getting myself some of this infamous carvery goodness. On many an occasion I've been advised to try out the food, and so here we were, having been at a loss this Saturday as to where to dine. We queued in our little queue, asked the serving chap for our meats (beef, turkey and pork were on offer) and then helped ourselves to a veritable mountain of veg. So far so good. We came to the gravy cart and had the choice of about, I don't know, ten different sauces and gravies? Lovely.
The food really isn't too bad, in light of the fact you are paying a fiver for all that grub. But I have to disagree with Alex here - I most certainly can cook a better roast dinner. There wasn't anything wrong with the food, not awfully so, but it's not exactly gourmet either. The veg was all pretty soggy and the meat was (most likely as it's there all afternoon) reasonably dry. The yorkshires and roasties are pretty good though, and being my most favourite carb-o-licious part of the roast, I was quite glad they were the nicest. Also, the veggie gravy is really blooming good.
My overall opinion is split between 2/5 and 3/5, so I've gone for the more generous rating as I really do think that you get a lot for your money, it's just that it's not all that special. Even if it's dirt cheap and mountainous, that doesn't make it taste better than it is - which is fairly medium. That I had to eat around some awful choice of wall hangings simply made it all the more of a let down.
Still, it really does the job if you want a cheap and hassle free lunch. Great hangover cure, too. To gorge yourself proper for merely a fiver (Mon-Sat) try the Eleventh Earl - but bring your stretchy pants, and maybe a skateboard to wheel yourself out on, you'll be fit to burst! read more