The following review has been approved by the Cheetah World Order.
Enjoy one of many spacious rooms that come in two flavors. The Classic or Remodeled. I'll be talking about the Classic.
Feel the sensation of dirt/grime on your feet. Some floors may have cigarette burns, gum, and much more for your feet to enjoy. Are you a fan of art? Then gaze upon the walls and ceiling with decade old paint full of multi-color artwork ranging from brown water stains, dirt, food stains, and other random designs.
Life stressing you out? They got you covered. Here at East Village Inn, your room will come with broken Wifi, and 24-hour built-in aroma therapy. Rather you are laying on your bed, relaxing in a chair or soaking in the tub; close your eyes or enjoy the art work and breath in the exciting smells ranging from Back Alley Piss, Mighty Mildew, Musty Misery, Funky Feet, Classic Cigarette, and even some mystery scents. Most days you may experience multiple aromas at once and swear you died and went to Hell... I mean paradise.
Feeling lonely? Not a problem as all rooms (including the Remodeled) have pets called Roaches that come in two types/colors and will keep you company in the main room and bathroom. If you're really lucky, you may have the honor of the more adorable exotic pets known as Cimex lectularius that absolutely loves to snuggle. Pets not enough? You may get a random visitor knocking on the door (not room service) asking for something, someone or to come in for nightly activities. Be sure to tip said person(s) if you use their services.
Rather you're visiting Flint or just need a place to stay, why cheat yourself by staying elsewhere; come pamper yourself in luxury.
East Village Inn... a cut above the rest. read more