SUCH A CONCEPT!!!! While waiting for our food at bacon bitch we walked 2 steps within that building to order shots and mimosas as we waited. WAY TO JUST GET OFF A PLANE!! read more

Drunk Bitch - Shots in the a.m. anyone? - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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My drinks were so watery and took awhile. It's unfortunate I didn't get the same experience as others last weekend. I'll be heading down this weekend for a birthday event debating if we should give it another try?! My bill was so high and I am from 2hrs away! read more

Didn't know what to expect lol. They greet you in the funniest way. Let's say it was interesting for sure. Didn't try the food I did have some drinks which were delicious. The environment is great and you will have a story to tell later. Pretty sure I was the only guy there. read more

Drunk Bitch - a bottle of sticky glue and two bottles of sticky glue - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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Wow! Very cool vibe! Very cozy welcoming ambience. Great frozen drinks, friendly staff! I had one of their amazing breakfast sandwiches, it was delish! There's something about a thick layer of melted sharp cheddar that always does it for me. This is one of my go-to spots when walking south beach. Now this isn't the place for you if you're a sensitive person because they will call you a "Bitch"! Lol, but it's all in fun. The staff also dances and entertain you while there, but not in an overbearing, intrusive way. read more

For those looking to dance, have a a frozen daiquiri with too many dirty bitch names to list this is a the hot spot to hit on Collins Ave. they also offer a full bar. read more

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Overpriced. Long wait even if you make a reservation. Food was just okay. It does look nice on the inside and the music is good.

Bottom line is we had a blast at the Drunk/Bacon Bitch. Definitely recommend. It's loud and fun and the food (Bacon Bitch) is actually dam good...and our waitress was super friendly. Totally recommend the "Classic" I thinks it's called.. it's the crispy chicken sandwich at the Bacon Bitch. Our bartender in the Drunk Bitch (the bar inside the Bacon Bitch) was super nice and helpful and while super busy, did not rush us. Drinks were great too. Hopefully you will be there when the waitstaff calls a "shot-O-clock" and they run out with little shots for everyone.. then the whole bar erupted in a twerking contest that you had to see to believe .. super fun read more

I came here with my friends and ordered a main bitch drink. It was delicious, our server Mo recommend it to us and she really gave us an awesome experience. She was welcoming, sweet and funny! I will definitely be back here. read more

Hot spot! Drinks could be a little better but overall cool place. Love the vibe. Girls are welcoming and the little boutique behind the food bar was cute. read more

Drunk Bitch - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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I went back in Feb. Not bad, its a cute place w good drinks - not that strong though. The aesthetics are perfect for pictures and their drinks are just as beautiful. I went during the day and went back at night to the hidden club. The dj could've been better but whatever. I will just say the drinks are pricey for what they are. read more

The next door neighbor to Bacon Bitch, drunk bitch is the perfect way to top off your breakfast. They have a few great fruit flavor frozen drinks to choose from. My first and only time here I had the Miami drink which is a strawberry & pina colada mix. Taste amazing and got a nice little buzz from it and it wasn't too sweet. My lady had the frozen watermelon believe was called emotions, took a little sip off, not bad at all. Since it is the same owners of Bacon Bitch and they share the same space, there is not alot of seating available, but decent enough standing room around the bar to refresh your taste buds. Definitely worth a try and the prices of the drink ($12 average) is relatively similar to what you would pay at other frozen daiquiri places. read more

Loved this place!!! The second you get inside you are greeted by the staff - and the food was amazing! I had gotten the skinny philly and it was sooooo good. ($12) and two drinks ($12) - the only downside is that they had run out of watermelon! What I also liked is that It's also very reasonable so you won't be spending a fortune for a good time! And the atmosphere is very cute. Would come back again. read more

Sydney is a down ass bitch, BITCH they have the best daiquiris are the absolute BEST on the beach. read more

Drunk Bitch - Yum! Emotions, bitch - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Great drinks, good interior decor, funny names for the menu items. There is a club in a hidden room in the back.

I didn't have high expectations since I just wanted to try their special drinks, but not only the drinks were good, the place is really cool as well, and it has an awesome lounge/club in the back side. I would definitely go again. It's not your typical spot in Miami. read more

I love everything about this place! Especially the staff (bitches) The food and drinks are the bomb! read more

Drunk Bitch - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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While I was initially disappointed to find that it closed so early now, the food and drink remain excellent as does the amazing staff. Can't wait until next time! read more

So, this place is perfection for so many reasons! First, the vibe is chill AF, mostly due to amazingly cool and friendly folks that work there. The couches are cozy, the music's on point, and the patio is basically a giant outdoor living room with a great view. Let's talk location - it's conveniently located near everything, but somehow manages to be cool AF yet so far removed from all the busy/douchey tourist spots that're a block over on Ocean Drive. You still get lots of great people watching on the patio though. Oh, and the drinks: pretty damn solid and also well priced. Basically, we have a winner here folks! This spot is great for getting your day drink on with your friends, or just come alone and make some new friends while you're at it. You won't be disappointed! read more

I'm in Miami Bitches. Couldn't resist. Once again fantabulous service! The owners are Uber cool. The ladies are can make a drink that might knock me out. Haha And lunch was yummy. I had the "Fit Bitch (veggie) and Samuel chowed down the "Cuban Bitch." Bahaha read more

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Interesting name so I decided to stop in for a drink, frozen drinks weren't very good, very sugary. employees were nice and friendly though read more

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Popped into here and really enjoyed the vibe and atmosphere. Bartender was so cute, the theme was geared surrounding "bitch" which is awesome. The selections on the menu crack me up. Main bitch, side bitch, Cuban bitch, healthy bitch lol. Definitely drop in every-time I stop by Miami. We had the Miami which was pictured. read more

Drunk Bitch - Bars Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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We really liked this place; the only reason I gave it 4 instead of 5 stars is simply because it wasn't quite what we were expecting and they were out of a couple of the slush flavors. We expected it to be a little bigger, but all the lounge seating was completely full when we went (and it wasn't even very great weather, so it wasn't all that busy in the area). When we ordered drinks the bartender informed us that they were out of a couple slush flavors that are in several of their menu items, but she was very sweet and gave us her recommendations for what other combos would be good. Drinks were great, but pretty dang sweet! If you are looking for a sweet-tooth satisfying boozy beverage, then this place is perfect. They do have other drinks they can make at the bar upon, however. We didn't eat here, but from what we could see the munchy food looked good. Would definitely revisit if I'm in Miami on a sunnier day. read more

I'm from Miami but you'll probably enjoy this South Beach, instagram worthy lounge. Their daiquiris are $14 and there cocktails are about the same. In my opinion for the price you pay for the small cup you would think they would put a little bit more liquor in it. There's a secret club (forgot the fancy name for it lol) in the back of the bar where the lounge is. There's also Bacon Bitch which is the kitchen portion that's open 12pm-6pm and on brunch on Sunday. We're planning on giving it a second chance and seeing if the brunch is better then what we experienced. Oh by the way hookah is $50 and $80 for unlimited. read more

This place just has a great marketing strategy. The drinks are just sugar and water, the food is either bland or overcooked. Reservations means nothing, they just sit you and assigned waiter doesn't show up until 25 mins late, takes the order like you're bothering or begging. I particularly have onion allergies and after I explained that she brings me mashed avocado full of onions and doesn't remove them from the check. I ordered a mimosa and they brought it after I said cancel it and still put it on the check. It was a horrible experience overall. read more

Not many gluten free options. The food was good. But if you have food allergies it's hard to change the food to accommodate food allergies.

Drunk Bitch was very cool and very affordable. Really pleasant service with a great ambience. Every single item that we ordered was extremely fresh and tasty. Great enthusiastic service. Definitely go give it a try. read more

Essentially the same spot as Bacon Bitch so I will put my review from Bacon Bitch on here too. Yaaasssssssssss. This place is where you want to be. The staff are kind and hilarious, the drinks are great, and the music is on point. I'm originally from Miami and haven't been there in 10 years. My recent visit from NY I expected Miami to be, well...Miami. Oh! Has Miami changed!! And not for the better let me tell you. South Beach is more pretentious than ever and the atmosphere of some spots are shitty. HOWEVER,,,, bring your ass to Bacon Bitch aka Drunk Bitch and beware of a great time!!! This place is amazing. read more

Just WOW by far the best frozen daiquiris I've ever had in my life. Come find out what you want to be drunk on, I'm drunk on Miami! read more

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Jordan was an amazing waitress, I observed her beautiful smile and sassiness; exactly what the Miami life scene needs! she made my party of 7 so comfortable and relax. Our drinks came out promptly, the atmosphere like no other! I recommend this place 100000 %. if you get lucky to get Jordan, you got one helluva beautiful and sexy BITCH waitress! don't miss out! we Lit Lit!!!!!! read more

My Bitch Sydney is the best!!! She provided great service, and made wonderful drinks!

It's a little unnerving being called bitch so openly but you get used to it. Bartender was nice. Drink was best I had in area. Clean.

Hey Bitch what would you like!!!? The waitstaff use bitch in almost every sentence. This is a hidden jewel here on Collins! It's a bar it's a lounge it's also a good breakfast brunch spot! The top secret book shelf in the back is a mystery but behind the wall is a vibe! That's exactly how it was described by the bartender. The drinks are strong just enough to kick start your night I was drunk on "lust" tonight I will definitely be back this weekend for a great atmosphere it's chill and relax! The music hip hop turned up. In the front it is a Lounge. read more

Came here on my last day in Miami and would've came everyday if I knew about it earlier! Ordered the Baby and a side of hash brown. Would've taken a picture but I finished it all 5 mins. Very filling and everything was cooked to perfection. Will come back the next time I'm back in Miami. read more

Ida was my server and she was amazing with her service!!! She excelled with her service and choice of dinner options I really Appreciate her! read more

Best find we found. Great drinks and service. Staff has a fun attitude keeping with the bitchy spirit. Friendly bitch welcoming.

An amazing experience! My friend and I went here a couple of days ago and absolutely loved it! Service was excellent and the drinks were so good! Definitely will be back! read more

HEY BITCH WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? Was the funniest sh*t I've heard my whole trip in Miami! I came to this cute spot just because I had to hear it for myself what the reviews were talking about lol. I was pleasantly surprised and laughed so hard! I had fun using bitch with so much love because I usually don't but it was all fun! I felt welcomed and enjoyed the food! I had the bougie bitch and it was simple but just what I needed after a night of drinking! The drunk bitch just across the room was a nice twist to the breakfast they served! All in all a good spot for a girls trip or to bring humor to your relationship! Definitely check it out! Plus you can relax after a food coma because the beach is only a few mins straight down the street with beach chairs to lay on but it comes with a price. read more

Love this place. The location is perfect. Food is bomb. The staff is also friendly and helpful. Frozen drinks are a must here!!

I came here and it was cool. The drink was cold and great! I will come back. Shh lounge is in the back of this place.

I went to visit Miami and my cousins and myself walked by and heard the music and was like ok it's "lit" lol. I really like the vibe here and the girls are gorgeous. I ended up buying a "sexy bitch" shirt. I would definitely go back when I come down to Miami. The food was good as well as the drinks. You trying to turn up and eat this is the place. Thanks bitchessss read more