Been there, done that, not going back.
As parents of 2 year olds, we are constantly looking for relatively inexpensive ways of keeping them entertained, excited, and tire themselves out via activities through the day so we get to sleep soundly at night.
We are thankful for the East Coast having a bunch of places that are just awesome. Please Touch Museum and Crayola Experience are two in Pennsylvania that I would love to return to any day. They meet all our requirements - captivate the kids, give them enough variety to hold on to their attention, and tire them out without being excruciating. Adding to that, the two places mentioned are also pretty enjoyable to us as adults.
Unfortunately the Delaware River Railroad - at least the Thomas and Friends train ride we went for - is a far cry. Especially so if you are heading out on a hot summer day.
We went for the Thomas and Friends ride on a day with close to 100 degree heat. The parking was non intuitive, in spite of emailed links with some directions to the parking lot. The expectations on the ride were not set right - I feel we did not have a clear idea of what we were paying for, what was free, and what exactly is the activity about.
If I were to sum up the entire paid-for experience - it's a ride back into the 1970's in a developing country. Old train coaches with a handful of fans and a sweltering heat. General retro feel that I don't care about. Uncomfortable seats and ugly windows. Kids squirming through the entire 20 minute ride and sweating profusely. Two minutes into the ride we were waiting for the end.
For the price we paid - NJ Transit or Long Island Railroad - the general daily commuter options - offers a better experience.
In retrospective, there are several things that could have set our expectations right.
For a start, there should be a timeline of what to expect. Here's my attempt at this.
00:00 - You are in the neighborhood, still in your car
00:30 - You park half a mile down the road, and take a shuttle back to the main area. Depends on the frequency of the shuttle and where you parked.
00:45 - walk through the county fair-esque setup on the main parking lot (closed to traffic), get your tickets from the will call, and head down the steep walkway
01:15 - the last half hour went checking out the miniature petting zoo and concession stands in the lower area, and you are now in line for the Thomas Train
01:30 - Thomas Train arrives from its previous round. It's pretty charming to look at from the outside - big cheery blue engine with eyes going round and white smoke and what not
01:45 - The line moves slowly - you get your picture taken in front of Thomas the engine and spend some time around the rear carnival stands. Maybe catch a show in the hay theater
You board the train. It's been 2 hours since you are here in the hot sun. You are desperately hoping the day to turn for the better
02:00 - The train departs. Took us seconds to realize this was it - train cars from decades back without any semblance of air conditioning and a ride where the kids were too hot to even care to look outside the window
02:20 - you come back to the station. Close to twenty bucks per ticket went down the drain - or down the train.
03:30 - the last 70 minutes were spent in the cool shade of the huge tents with various table activities for kids. The tent has a number (12+) of train based play tables, Lego block set tables, face painting and other paint areas for larger kids. This was the best part of the area in my opinion, and it is free.
04:00 - you get up to the upper lot, pony up for your souvenir picture, take the shuttle bus to your parking lot, get in the car, crank up the AC, and DRIVE AWAY.
If the management wants repeat visitors - specially on super hot days of summer - they should advertise more about the many free activities - the carnival areas on the upper and lower levels, the petting zoo, and the open play tent with the railroad play tables were great kid attractors.
They should also have more water sprinklers or such to just cool people down.
Finally, to set expectations right, you should realize that the Thomas Train looks like a Thomas Train only from the outside, when you see the big blue engine and the white smoke and the charming obsolescence.
From the inside, it's just a a trip to bygone years of no ACs and no breeze and rickety trains no one - especially kids - care about.
If all you wanted was to visit the play areas and look at the train from the outside, you do not need to buy any tickets. read more