You want to know what the best part about breaking up with my boyfriend was?? Knowing that I'd never have to return to Dandash, his favorite hang out spot (during the 2 years we dated, it was always a mystery to me why it was, among other things of course, like why he could never pronounce the town of Woodbridge correctly). Anyways..I was orginally going to give Dandash one star but then I quickly remembered the staff there does put up with my ex as a regular patron. God bless them.
Dandash is small and crowded. Often when we would come after a double date we couldn't get seated. We would instead go to this hookah bar in Old Bridge, formerly called Isis (they've since changed the name due to recent world events, however, I'm blanking at its new name, sorry). The replacement hookah bar had a nice selection of coffee and teas. In fact, the best Chai tea I've ever tasted, I highly recommend that hookah bar as a nice alternative to Dandash. I'd always lobby and petition for my bf and I to go to the other bar but alas we'd always end up at Dandash since it's much closer to our homes.
The parking is scarce. We'd always have to park across the street at the side street. Not a huge problem, of course, but just annoying especially in winter months when there's a lot of ice. My main complaint about Dandash is not the hookah itself, but that it's an IGLOO! I always sat there shivering with my winter coat on for hours while my boyfriend smoked. The front door is constantly being opened and closed from people walking in/out since there's limited seating. I don't think they ever had their heat on. I would think after years of people complaining, they would try to resolve the heat issue but I really think they just don't care.
My ex probably has been going to Dandash at least twice a week for the last few years. The last time I went with him they gave us refurbished coals and it tasted pretty burnt. I was surprised they still made us pay considering how often he frequents the place. Most of the time there is nothing wrong with the hookah, but it's not worth shivering your ass off. Honestly I consider Dandash a metaphor for our relationship. It just always felt cold and heartless. read more