"Getting Tanked"…read more
Yes, yes, I know. You can just jump on a gas app to find out which station has the cheapest fuel. But if driving through Red Wing and you haven't read my review, how else are you going to know that as you make your way from downtown out to Burnside, there is a direct correlation between the sketch level of the three Kwik Trips you will drive by and how far north they are located. To risk the least amount of bodily or car body harm due to parking lot chaos, go north young man!
While all three locations offer the same tasty soup options, fresh produce, hot spot snacks, and baked goods (don't look at the nutrition label on the muffins--it doesn't count if you don't look, right?), the Burnside location also has the best coffee bar setup and engaging customer service.
"Pump Up the Gas"
(Parody of "Pump Up the Jam", ~Technotronics)
Pump up the gas, fill it up
While K.T. is bankin'
Trigger fingerz tankin'
Click, click, click, the meterz clankin'
Top off the tank a touch more
Fuel levelz low, back for an encore
Pump 3 is where the partyz at
Break out the air hose for your flat
On "E", need some gas today
Draw the pump nozzle from the holster
And press play
Inhaling, benzene bouquets
You can either pay inside when done
Or pre-pay
Or pre-pay
At the pump
Do pre-pay!
Pour up a cup, fill it up
Karuba is brewin'
Customers are queuing
For the flavor shotz they're choosing
Grab a snack, soda, and more
Get lotto tickets 'fore you leave the store
K.T. is where the kool fuelz at
Hang at the high octane habitat
On "E", need breakfast today
Chocolate bismark filled with custard creme
Or parfait?
Made daily, but not gourmet,
Hot Spot pizza slices taste alright
A-Ok
Kwik Trip: The one stop convenience shop for lottos, caffeine, snacks and gasoline!
~The Nosy Norwegian
Sniffing out good deals and Benzene C6H6 so you don't have to.