What a disappointment.
From the start things didn't bode well, met by an individual with the charm and charisma of a used heroin needle we felt as though we'd walked into his home and expected to be fed.
Led to a table, which promptly had it's wine glasses removed by the cheerless waiter, request for a drinks menu was met with a reply of "what do you want", well I want an idea of what you serve and have on offer. But no, we're left to order a very safe drinks order instead.
10 minutes later the drinks arrive, along with the menu's and.... A wine menu, so you did have one you just withheld it!
A simple question about the menu by our 18yr old fell upon him as if Oliver had asked for more, is it really too much to respond pleasantly to a polite request about the soup of the day?
Let's not get started on the ordering where again our teen was made to feel as if they'd proposed invading Poland and gassing all the plumbers.
The menu was exciting yet the food didn't live up to expectations, it was exceptionally bland with two tough ducks and a steak, not a comedy drag act but a piece of beef that though tender had no flavour, sous vide vs a grill, no salt crust, no Maillard reaction = bland.
Dessert almost, almost recovered but when asking for a full dessert menu we got a menu for the entrees instead, we'd had more than enough of those thanks. Eventually we got the right one but by now the damage was done. To my taste buds, and my sense of occasion.
This is the first time I've ever left a restaurant without leaving a tip.
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