I had the bright idea to hit the water with a friend on a fun, and sunny Sunday. A regular harbor cruise sounded too pedestrian for a rough, and ready action man like me, but the bright colors, and sharp fangs of the Codzilla logo called out to my adventurous side. Without knowing much more about it than that, I bought a ticket, and got in line.
The boat leaves every hour on the hour for a speed boat ride. Boston Harbor Cruises has a ticket booth, but I strongly recommend buying your tickets in advance if you are on a schedule. There is no guarantee that a given trip will have room for you, and then you will just have an hour to kill while waiting for the next one. That was me on Sunday.
I actually spent the time sitting, and enjoying the weather as you should be. You are out on the waterfront. Tourists are out, doing the touristy things so the people watching is excellent. Unless you are the Gordon's fisherman, I assume that the weather is nice enough to make you want to cruise the waves, so it was not a bad wait.
I also got to be first in line once the boat left for the preceding trip, and spent a lot of time with the warning sign. Just to hit the salient points, the sign warns that you will hit speeds up to 40 MPH, you may get extremely wet, and that you should not ride Codzilla with any serious medical conditions. I was feeling especially bad ass on the day, fit as a fiddle, and was not pregnant, so I was mainly interested in how we could get.
I know that I wrote "extremely wet", but the sign actually says "EXTREMELY WET" in caps, so I wanted to know how wet is extremely wet. Is it wet like taking a shower? Is it wet like jumping directly into the harbor? That is just normal wet. We all know that wet. Extreme wetness sounds like more, so much more. I wanted that Davey Jone's locker wetness. I wanted that Poseidon, god of the seas level wetness. I wanted to get wet like drinking some Evian in my swimming pool in a hurricane while a tsunami washes over the land. Yeah, that is extreme wetness, all right.
With my expectations properly set, the boat arrived, and I got to watch the previous group disembark. Some were soaked. Some clearly wore the ponchos, and only got kind of wet. The game was afoot. I got on, and sat at the front.
All joking aside, it is a speed boat thrill ride. The driver goes out of his way to make huge wakes, hit bumps, and make sharp turns. If he could safely do wheelies on a boat, I am sure that he would. It was pretty fun for a land lubber like me, because it was a new experience. No amount of speed and tricks will make you have fun if you want to be an EXTREMELY WET blanket, but if you come in with a positive attitude and an open mind then it is pretty great. Every one is there to have a good time, and spend a few minutes on the water so just let the good times wash over you, pun intended. read more