A new takeaway bar in Tandragee, in the busy courtyard of the Centra garage beside the Chinese, car wash and Pet food store. Come to think about it we may have been better off ordering our food from the pet food store.
Really we should have been forwarned, a while back we wandered into Cleopatras for a breakfast on a Saturday morning, they were open but were not cooking (?) bizarre I know.
So we thought we would give then another try on a Saturday evening, an extensive menu offering pizza, burgers, kebabs etc. I ordered kebab meal and a fish and chip. How hard can that be? Well take note. There was a poor unfortunate at the till taking my order, cowering under a blond bombshell who had more than a passing resemblance to Vera Bennett, aka 'Vinegar tits' out of Prisoner cell block H, acid tongue and all. DO YOU WANT A KEBAB OR CHIPS AS WELL AS A KEBAB? She barked, I had asked for a kebab meal which according to the board included chips....I foolishly pointed this out to her and she glared at me vinegar tits style, YOU CAN ORDER EITHER A KEBAB ON ITS OWN OR YOU NEED TO PAY FOR A SEPARATE CHIP. Lets just say I was too scared to argue, fearing a rugby tackle if I tried to leave. I calmed my nerves and waited with the other customers. A man beside me got his order and roared 'THATS THE LAST FU****G TIME I WILL BE BACK HERE'.
I know how he felt but he was braver than me, and it was already too late, I was still under the watchful eye of Vinegar tits after questioning her at the till, basically I was on remand already.
Eventually got my order as her beady eye followed my exit, I sprinted to the car once I was out of the place and sped home to be totally disappointed in the food after such an ordeal. Limp chips, dry fish and the kebab was a bit rough.
Spare yourselves the inquisition and go to the Chinese next door.
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