TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! If I could write this with 0 stars I would. I specifically asked what is in the lo mein? The young lady told me it's thick noodles with celery, carrots, green and white onions, etc. I said GREAT that's exactly what I want. Can I have General Tso's Chicken with lo mein instead of rice. She said we can do a side of lo mein but we can't substitute it for rice. Ok, give me the GTs and a side of lo mein. I received some thin spaghetti noodles with soy sauce nothing else in this "lo mein" so I go back.... To make a long story short the manager ended up telling me I will give you a refund and never ever ever come back. I said don't worry I won't ever come back and I will tell all my friends not to come. She said well because you said that I'm not giving you a refund. I called the police got a reference number and stopped payment on the charges. read more

China River - 9606 FM 1960 Bypass Road Humble, TX - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

This is definitely hidden gem Chinese restaurant in Texas. If you have a chance to visit, Definitely try the Chicken or beef in garlic sauce. I can't say enough. Just make sure to try it out read more

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i didnt even want to taste this food, i was really disappointed growing up i used to go here all the time with my parents and i love(d) it. sadly my boyfriend tried it and he said it had NO SEASONING and the broccoli was close to raw. the "sauce" was SLIMEY. when i called to EXCHANGE it because i wanted to give them another try the girl told me if it wasnt appealing to me then that was my issue and that they dont do exchanges or refunds. read more

China River - chicken and broccoli - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

Top to bottom: L29 chicken lo mein w/ fried rice & egg drop L2 sweet & sour chicken w/ fried rice (sauce on the side) L12 general tos's chicken w/ steamed rice & wonton soup It's good good, especially the egg rolls read more

China River - Chicken Lo Mein General tos's chicken Sweet and sour chicken - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

Very nice and clean store. I and my colleague came here for lunch. But it wasn't crowded, there were probably 5-7 customers. I ordered beef with garlic sauce and my colleague ordered Mongolian triple delight. They both came with a bowl of soup. I got egg drop soup and she got wonton soup. Right after we made our order, the waitress brought us the soup. And about 5 minutes later, foods were served. It was very delicious. The beef was tender and the garlic sauce was flavorful. I think this restaurant is one of the best Chinese restaurant in Humble area. This place is for sure our go-to place whenever we want Chinese foods. I will definitely come back to try other dishes. read more

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"New costumers" get made fun of and disrespected. Not very nice to talk shit about people as they're walking to their table

I finally made it to Humble's newer chinese only, sit down style restaurant. Their service was a little spotty, took a while to get someone to notice me when I walked in, also took a while to get my dish after ordering it. This wasn't because they were busy either. The wonton soup was a little salty. Temperature of my dish was not that hot, except for the egg roll which was fresh out of the fryer. The brown sauce covering the beef of my pepper steak was also more salty than the typical pepper steak I order at other places. Lighting is dim on both sides of the restaurant. I was expecting the place to be busy and full of business people from nearby offices but it wasnt. Everyone seemed to be laid back, similar to clientele at nearby Jade Palace. read more

China River - Soup and wonton chips come with lunch special - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Walking in the place was clean, the staff was friendly, and seemed like we had missed the evening rush. The wonton and hot and sour soup were delicious. The Hunan chicken good, next time however I will try something more spicier and I really didn't care for the tenderness of the chicken. The TSO chicken was better! Its sauce was well seasoned. The fried rice could have been better. It didn't have much flavor. The pork dumplings were also good and the sauce they had paired well with them. The restaurant had a good amount of lighting. Our waitress was very attentive to us. Our drinks were never empty. Next the we're in the mood for some soup we will definitely be back! read more

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My husband and I order from here frequently. Highly recommend for any meal of the day.

Food is disgusting my mom found bugs in her food...called to let them know the problem and the service was horrible...manager is rude and she basically said I can't prove the bugs came from my mom's food so I want to give them a negative 5 star rating... Ambiance???...pleaseFirst she acted like she didn't speak English...hello you run a restaurant... how do you not speak English?? read more

The fish and shrimp plates are always excellent. And the staff/cooks are very professional and always prepare my order correctly

Food is good!! Make sure your order is correct when doing takeout or delivery!! They will have something missing!! And then have an attitude about it read more

Who puts wings on a bed of sautéed onions? This is horrible. The wings are soggy from the sautéed onions and all you can taste is the damn onions! read more

China River - Onion wings - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

My wife had a craving for good Chinese food and found this gem. Loved the bright and comfortably cozy atmosphere. The second we walked it, we just felt the good and positive vibes. We were greeted and immediately felt at home. Not a large number of tables but that just added to the feeling that you were going to be their special guest. The service was quick and friendly when we were seated. My wife had the sweet and Sweet and Sour Chicken and I tried the General Tso 's Chicken. The sauces on both were rich and full of flavor, using it also as a topping by dragging the chicken fried rice through it. Wow! The portion were enough to where we had to box up our left over chicken dishes, chicken fried rice and egg rolls to take with us. You get a choice of soups too. The hot and sour was well balanced in flavors and would definitely try again. We both too the carry out menus as they are in my way home from work and I know I'll be making a stop soon to call in a pick-up order for us to enjoy at home. 5 Star all the way and we will be back (is that line from a movie or...?)! read more

We order takeout from here at least three times per month and food is always fresh and tastes great. Haven't tried that many things on the menu because I love the things I do order. I hate that they don't let you substitute the rice but outside of that, you won't be disappointed. read more

China River - China River Special Lo Mein - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

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I have ordered to go from here many times. Delivery is quick and efficient. Over the past weekend, my husband and I decided to dine in for the first time. It wasn't packed for a Saturday night, but orders were rolling in for to go. Everything tasted great as always. My only complaint is the wonton soup had unidentifiable small meat slices mixed in. They looked undercooked whatever they were, so I didn't finish the soup. I'm pregnant so I can't have anything that is close to undercooked. I would advise the kitchen to look over meals before sending them out. read more

Great Food at a great price with free delivery to nearby hotels. We were here for medical appointments and they had a wonderful lunch and dinner menu. read more

This places is so old it smells like mold. I ordered togo they messed up my order so bad i ordered white rice they gave me fried and i ordered veggie rolls and they gave me pork which is very serious because i'm allergic to pork & the girl lied and said she told me they didn't have anymore veggie only pork and i said it was ok but there is no way i would've said that because i'm allergic! they didn't even wanna refund me or give me the right rice i ordered they didn't want to fix their mistakes - an old asian man started yelling at me and my husband and being very aggressive i've never had such an unpleasant experience not to mention it was $7 for a small container of white rice ... horrible prices read more

Great food, and the best sweet tea in town I know odd but yes, their could be a little better but to us the food is delicious that we just kinda deal with it. read more

Menu options and service is wonderful, especially their lunch specials, but their steak is questionable. Not sure if it's a non-meat substitute. Doesn't have the complexity of a real steak (pepper steak, garlic steak...) read more

I've ordered delivery from this restaurant about 4 times before and it's usually pretty good. However, my recent order was 1 out of 5 stars. I only gave 2 stars because the previous orders were good. The shrimp with mixed vegetables was not fresh. The shrimp was mushy. The chicken wings were hard and greasy. I'm never ordering from here again. This picture below is from my first order about 2 months ago. My most recent order did not look or taste like the picture below. read more

China River - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

They messed up my order that i paid for then told me they cant remake it unless i bring it back and haven't ate any of it 11/04/22 sad

Staff is very friendly and knowledgeable. Love that they deliver. Food portions are big and delicious!

I don't think i'll ever love anything as much as I love the china river lunch specials

DO NOT COME TO THIS PLACE!!!! FOOD TASTE LIKE TRASH, and THEY TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH TOO!!!! I really want to give 0 star if I can. Usually I always like to support small business, many of them are way much better than the others. However, I am very disappointed after dining here. I am Chinese, so I know what I am eating. Let me tell you the food here taste incredibly terrible. Can't imagine how this place still survive with this quality and quantity. Everything tastes so salty and not authentic. I can cook better with my feet, this is how bad it taste. The first bite I almost throw up!!!!! The texture of meat is weird, like it was soaked in some kind of chemical to make it more tender. The Mongolian beef I ordered was bad too. I can taste laundry powder from it, I guess they use laundry powder instead of dish detergent, and whoever cleans the dish or pot didn't do their job well. This is first time in my life I want to curse instead of just leaving. The lady who works there had very cold face and no greeting at all. When the food were ready, she threw them on our table loudly like I owe her money. Very unacceptable!! read more

Food is always prepared well and great value-proportions of food. My go to dishes include shrimp lomen, shrimp fried rice, chicken wings, egg drop soup, egg/spring roles read more

I have been coming here for years my favorite is the general chicken extra spicy or house loman. Food is always cooked to order and free. No problems. read more

I've been coming here since I was a little boy. Now I'm an adult with a little boy and a wife, and I live an hour away from China River. Every Chinese place around us is merely a reminder that they aren't China River. Nothing compares to it. For that reason, from time to time we make that hour long drive and either eat there, or bring it home and reheat it. Tonight was one of those nights. We brought a freezer bag and put the food in it when I got in the car. It took an hour to get home, and thanks to the freezer bag it was still super hot and delicious. We always get the Lo Mein (mine without veggies cause I'm allergic) with steamed (me) and fried rice (her), egg rolls, and wonton soup. We also get wonton strips and the sweet and sour red sauce and eat them like chips and salsa. My wife puts the sauce on her fried rice and egg rolls. And we always have enough for leftovers. Look, why am I saying all this? Cause this place is the best kept secret in Humble. If you are looking for amazing Chinese food, this is the place. Makes an amazing date night or family night out. I've had years of them. We will be back soon and hopefully for years to come. read more

This place is fantastic! Delicious Chinese food at really great prices! I had the lunch special and I barely spent over $6. You get a lot of food too! Entree, soup, egg roll and some crunchy noodle. Really good food at really good prices = really good time! I don't live anywhere near Humble, but if I did I would frequent this place often! Check it out if you are in the mood for good food, great service and friendly service. read more

China River - China River in Humble! - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

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My wig and I love the food at China River and it has become our go to place when we are craving some awesome Chinese food! Our favorite is the Sesame Chicken. Won ton soup, and an order of egg rolls. Chicken is plump and tender, the soup has veggies and meat in it,. Also, the egg rolls are crispy and not soggy. If you get it to go, be sure and get their hot mustard made in house. Sooo much better than the packaged stuff. Going to pace an order now!!!! read more

The family delight is delicious! I also tried the shrimp fried rice and my only complaint was that the shrimp didn't taste fresh in that dish at all. It was almost slimey and gummy. On the bright side, delivery is fast, and super appreciated by this busy mom. read more

Super disappointed with this place food taste amazing, prices are great. However,Tonight we had an issue we ordered a full order of Orange Chicken and they usually give a container of rice on the side and we received a half order or chicken and the rest was rice how is this suppose to feed 4 people? My wife called and spoke with the owner she was unwilling to do Customer Service and send more Chicken since we were "out of their delivery range" I will change my review when we get compensated for this... read more

China River - Disappointed with the "Full Order" of Chicken we usually get a full one like the noodles. - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

Wow they've remodeled!!! I personally love it making my lunch time setting even more enjoyable and refreshing. There's more than enough lunch to have for dinner later. I wasn't disappointed. . read more

China River - Lunch Menu L10. Teriyaki chicken - Chinese Near Me - Humble, Texas

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My go to Chinese take out. Food is great. And I'm never disappointed. I been in Humble area for 25 years and I highly recommend this place.

They forgot the sweet & sour sauce for my sweet and sour combo, asked me multiple times if I was sure it was missing, then said they would have to ask the packer if they left it out then ultimately said they don't have a driver available to bring it out. Basically they treated me like I was stupid, implied I was a liar and then said good luck with that. Never again!!!! read more

my wife and I ordered takeout takeout this is pretty damn good crab Rangoon's are on point and gave us plenty of sauce 8/10

Its our second time here. Food taste good and affordable and entrees can be shared with 2 or 3 people. Service is quite fast. read more

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Pan Fried dumplings - decent and huge. 8 pz for 5.95 is a steal tbh compared to other places (other than an actual dumpling house) Lemon Chicken w/ fried rice - very different, almost Hawaiian in my opinion. Breaded and fried chicken, very light and crispy, not oily. Comes with a lemon sweet sauce comparable to sweet n sour, but lemon... ?? Sweet Pickled cabbage and carrots to accompany. All decent except fried rice. That was the stepchild of the meal. Pork lo mein - the pork meat was awesome. Strips of red marinated pork heaven. Great sauce. Have not had a lo mein that was worth it in a min. read more

Everything is right about this Resturant. The service the food. We've been going there since we've been in Humble. They are the most consistent dining place I've ever been to. Great food that each item has its own great flavor. I can't eat enough of the fried biscuits dipped in the sweet sauce. Great fun! read more

The food was good, however, the delivery driver was upset because he did not want to give us our change, and my co-worker got double charged, and no one has returned her call. Also, this was the second time that we had issues with our food with them, and no one returned our phone call. read more