Headed here with Groupons, and whilst I've not have good experiences with Brazillian food in the…read morepast, I decided to try this place after heard good things about the Rodizio Grill. Places with supposedly endless supplies of meat carved at your table. However, based on my experience, I fail to understand how this business stays viable. We arrived at 1pm. There was only one other party, and they looked native brazillian. We were shuffled to a table in a very tightly packed area where getting out would be difficult. We asked if we could re-locate and reluctantly the guy serving us agreed. A major difficult is that the staff say very little and presume you understand exactly how this whole Rodizio Grill works. Where more people came in during lunchtime with their Groupons, the confusion on what to do was repeated, and the waiter absolutely looked like he was tired of actual businessa and having to interact with people. Whilst I try not to always judge a place on service, this person interacted with customers with borderline contempt. It's fair enough if you're stressed. But this is your job, and to ruin my perception of the business is not any fault of mine. Anyway, to make things worse, we arrived just after a powercut had taken out the electricity. It was quite sunny outside which made the interior look all that much darker. We were not told anything regarding this, just to start helping outselves to the salads and other buffet style food laid out in the back of the shop. It's incredibly difficult when you can't actually see anything! Not to mention it took about 30 minutes for any meat to start appearing... Onto the meats. Given the description of the voucher, I was under the impression that the meat would be cooked to order. However, meat comes around in cycles every 10-15 minutes and you don't get a choice! It's either Yes/No to that round. As non-beef eaters, there were then rounds we couldn't partake in. The one highlight of the experience is that the grill chef noted this and didn't offer us any more beef and went out his way to substitute beef rounds with either pork chicken or lamb. That said, the variety is not as wide as the groupon claims. Not once did chicken heart appear. And some meat was near on inedible. What we did get to try were lamb, pork sausage, pork shoulder, chicken thigh and pork belly. A lot of this was tough, chewy. However when meats came around again, they would sometimes be better or worse. Either way, it was disappointing. Not to mention we were asked a few times whether we had finished, the first time after only having had 2 meat servings. Almost felt like we were being rushed out. The salads/rice/beans were good, but were nothing special. We felt the meats were supposed to be the attraction, but were not good enough, whilst being filled with salad that were actually a lot better. The cocktail was good, but again, I thought we would get a choice. But all you get is Cachaça, which I can't complain about, since I love it. Also the dessert is just an Iceland style chocolate gateau. Disappointing to the max. My dad asked if were could have instead the blackforest gateau right next to it. We were strictly told no. I was surprised, as it wouldn't have cost them anything more, and bought them some goodwill. In all we didn't feel well treated during this lunch and would never go back again. The Groupon choice was restricted to items not clearly explained at the start, service was abrupt and contemptuous, food not near good enough to serve to paying public. I really wanted to have my mind changed about Brazillian food, but this only cemented my bad (personal) experiences with it. Other Groupon holders seemed to be going through a similar experience as eye contact said everything. How this company even managed to sign up to Groupon given the horrendous difficult making a telephone booking is beyond me.

Came here for a birthday meal. Lively atmosphere with good food. I got the full Rodizio, with…read moreunlimited meat. Loved it! Wide range of choices and waiter is happy to bring out any meat you are waiting for. Live music was entertaining and added to atmosphere. One member of our party was a vegetarian and was very happy with what was available. Another two only ate chicken as they don't eat meat. We all left feeling very satisfied. I will return.

I've been to this place twice and if I had rated it the first time, it would have been on the…read morehigher side due to the atmosphere and descent food. However, I went again based on the experience I had the last time and just didn't enjoy it that much. The first time I went to this restaurant, the ambience was great, there was a live Tango dance going on, the food was good and it was generally very lively. I went again at around the same time on a Friday evening and it just seemed like an old pub people got tired of going to. There was no music, the napkins had changed to paper napkins and the service was so tacky that I wanted to walk behind the bar and sort it out. But I wanted food more. I opted for the steak again because I enjoyed it the last time and it was just OK this time around. The vegetables to me tasted like frozen vegetables which had been steamed and not flavoured at all. I was dashing salt everywhere. I am disappointed to say that I didn't enjoy it the second time because I did like the restaurant the first time around. Would I be lucky the third time?

If you want to have some real unpretentious fun, good prices , service and food you should come to…read moreTia Maria. Have been there two times already and I will keep coming!!

At this restaurant I was not impressed. This is a rustic restaurant with a lot of potential for…read moresuccess however it did not impress me in certain aspects. Here are a few: 1) Decor and restaurant location: I couldn't find this restaurant at first but when looking for it, I saw only a Brazilian flag on a window. No signs and made it confusing to go to this place. When I entered, this so called "restaurant" was in a vape shop and I personally don't think anyone would've seen the restaurant. Now inside the restaurant was authentic in other aspects, there were some good uses of decor (e.g: the paper mache houses) however no lighting and overall, looks more like a rustic cafe than a restaurant. 2)Food: Me and a friend had ordered 2 traditional meals, one was a beef meal and the other was a pork meal. This was good in flavor however bringing the plates, I felt that it was not adequate to use so many plate to serve one main and this wasn't big either. We also ordered dessert and it was a flan, really nice and tasty. 3) Service and hospitality: Utterly disgraceful. The manager was nice and I felt that he was somewhat welcoming however the waiter that attended us was not, primarily to me. My friend who was there was a woman and so the waiter attended and was smiling more to her than to me and then in food. The dessert, she got more than I did and I am a man. This gave me the impression that the waiter and cooks were sexist because as a customer and a man, I deserve the same quantity as any other person. I am also Peruvian so in South America, this would be unacceptable at the highest level. I told the waiter I spoke Spanish but he did not and so made the language barrier difficult. The waiter talked too fast and since we did not know Portuguese, the guy still kept talking like that. 4)Pricing: decently priced however not worth it in my opinion (e.g: beef meal was £20 however took long to come). Overall this is what I have to say: If you want food at a cheap price in cheap "restaurant" with cheap staff who treat you differently if you are of a certain gender and are of Latin or Hispanic heritage, come here! I would advise you that you don't because of the review I have written and because of the one star. Thanks for listening!

Didn't have a Rez, but they snuck us in. Hubs said he wanted meat for dinner- meat he got!! The…read moreplace was vibing and the skewers of meat were many and plenty. A fun night.

This was a good deal for the price. Most of the meat was very tasty and quality. The salad bar was…read moreokay but we were confused by the Italian pasta offerings. The sides which often accompany a rodizio were extra charge. There was also a 10 pound cover charge added to our bill with no bites , entertainment or beverages to rationalize this and it was early on so not busy. The staff was excellent, they kept the meat coming and the buffet filled. They were available and accommodating. The environment was lively and fun. The desserts were excellent. The space was a but cramped and with the long she skewers the servers ( all of them) knocked into something at nearly every pass at ours or other table. It became expected and funny. They apologized profusely. Overall a quality and fun experience. Come hungry!

Hi all - The…read moreprospect of an all you can eat meat fest sounds great - unfortunately Rodizio Britannia is horrible. We showed up and asked for a table. As soon as we mentioned we had a GroupOn voucher, the manager's face closed up and he said we needed to make a reservation and that they were too busy. This was despite the fact that the restaurant was 90% empty on a Tuesday night, and that I was unable to reach them to make a reservation that day; their phone had been continuously engaged or left unanswered. I saw a similar comment on Tripadvisor, and we got the strong feeling that they didn't want GroupOn customers at all - and regretted having put the voucher online. Lots of other, better places to choose if you're fancying a Brazilian BBQ night.

Recently tried this new Gaucho-style steakhouse in Stockwell. Being an American, I have plenty of…read moreexperience with Fogo De Chau, Texas De Brasil and also the more local places having lived in a Brazilian area of the States some time ago. The place was fairly busy (maybe 25 people there), but the location is quite large, so it still felt pretty empty. Like this kind of place - there is pretty much just one thing on the menu - all you can eat (there is a slightly cheaper vegetarian option). The salad bar was pretty eh; not like the amazing resplendent ones typical of a cruise ship that I'm used to. The meats itself were decent; they probably brought out 10 or so kinds of meat (different beef cuts, chicken wings, sauges, lamb, pineapple for desert etc). They also brought out garlic bread on a skewer, which was pretty funny. However, I'm used to the rapid fire approach of the US places where you almost have to beg them to stop serving you. The food was decent for the promotional price (15 quid), although I'm not in a huge rush to go back and definitely not for 20 quid (the normal price) Pros: - Meat and lots of it - Service was pretty good Cons: - Combination of dim lighting and meat makes you very tired. They could use to lighten up the place - Salad bar was disappointing. Meat (although plentiful) was just ok

AVOID! DRY COLD MEAT! DISAPPOINTING SERVICE. Monday afternoon 15/07…read moreTOURO CLAPHAM COMMON HAS NO STANDARDS!! Worst meal Ive ever had! Was served COLD MEAT DRY AND BURNT! Waited forever for the meat as the waitress didn't speak English she didn't understand we wanted the full grill meal. The meat server gave me an attitude because I refused to take his cold, dry and burnt meat, after the first bite I told my friend this's disappointing I don't wanna eat this crap, I told the ignorant waitress the situation and she charged us full price!! When asked where's the manager who's in charge? She said I'm on my own my manager is off today. I asked her to make a decision because I wasn't gonna pay a full price for that crap! She phoned her manager and we ended up paying but with a 40% discount. I just wanted to leave I couldn't believe my eyes. DISGUSTING SERVICE DISGUSTING FOOD, I LEFT HUNGRY AND UPSET Touro Clapham if not ready to give a good service don't open your doors! TO THE MANAGER, leave someone capable in charge not an ignorant girl that haven't got a clue, doesn't speak English, can't even make decisions! She's A clear epitome of Touro!!

Great atmosphere. Friendly people great service. They was live music. The food was good at served…read morehot.

My housemate managed to host her bday party at the one place within zones 1 & 2 that's the furthest…read morefrom a tube station in any direction! So unless you have a car or live in Chelsea, it was citymapper to the rescue to find this place (look for the neon bunga bunga sign). They've gone for fun over authenticity with the Brazilian beach shack theme, so just go with it! My mate had booked the bar on the upper floor for private hire until 10.30pm, after which they let the public in too. It's a fun, brightly-coloured space complete with waiters in lifeguard sweatshirts and shorts, and a bar made out of the shell of a camper van. Caipirinhas are the bar's speciality and the barman was happy to mix up any flavour I wanted. They're pricey but strong, and served in (impossible to hold!) little buckets with straws. Once they opened the place up though it got overcrowded pretty quick, and we found it even worse on the next floor down when we went for a dance. I'd had quite enough caipirinhas to keep me going by then but I don't think I'd have had the patience for the massive crowd at the bar then anyway! It was a fun eve but I couldn't help getting the feeling from the door staff, bar staff, cloakroom lady and drinks prices that this is an a-ok place that thinks it's a lot better than it actually is...

Hello This is not a fake enquiry. Its a good and bad…read morepersonal review about not anther gift. I am a real person and I live in southsea Portsmouth. There address is Copthall Bridge House Station Bridge Harrogate HG1 1SP There customer service number nether gets answerd However this number does 0844 8717275. Trouble is they say there is no one to take your call but they assure me that they are liitimate and its just they are too busy. After a week of harrasing I get an email from an Alex assureing me that things are ready to dispatch. NOTHING!!!!! so i try contacting them on the reception and now getting no answer. Find out that the office is a sattelite office. I spoke to the people they rent the office off. The woman there says she has met the owners and says they are genuine. Apparantly gum tree screwd them over and they have a huge back log. The woman says that they prefer to deal with KGB but they still dont get ther money for 7 days after the deal has finished. Its only been 10 days and the say allow 28. I have orderd many things through KGB deals in the past. They all seem as dodgy as hell and take forever to arrive but they eventually after along time allways do. I will keep you all poseted