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The guys here are excellent. If you like good tea poured from great heights, good cake, people acting overly english, and terrific banter (perhaps seasoned with the odd dirt joke, shhh!) then this is certainly the plain for you.
Round the side of the assembly rooms, these guys have made such an effort, to be well dressed, perfectly, Britishly polite, and filling the place with fitting and interesting trinkets, genuine, actual, real deal type people.
McGreedycakepants over here *waves hands frantically* is proud and mildly ashamed to say that my mate and I were apparently the first to finish off the afternoon tea in it's gargantuan entirety- if you put good cake in front of me, I will, eat, the lot.
We spent hours here, working our way through all of the sarnies, cakes and biscuity treats on the stand, accompanied by tea, silver service style, and a rather excellent camp crocodile joke that I am ashamed to say I can't remember.
Your belly deserves this cake, and these excellent people deserve your custom.
They also had a stand at the christmas market, they recognised me, and were lovely yet again (now that's definitely customer service) also, I must note, that they also do the best, handmade, deep filled, completely booze steeped mince pies too.